A Random Little Note from the Author
I love everybody who reads this (and especially those who review *hint hint*) Thank you for your fab ideas and thanks to you and my friends (maths lessons can be useful) my list now totals 86 out of 101!!! I'm now a happy person. Because I'm now so happy this ones just fun (or strange depending on how you look at it). This one is donated to Crazy girls for suggesting it.
Bella walked into the forest her brown eyes blazing. What choice did Edward have knowing that he had caused her to feel that way. He had to follow her.
And follow her he did. Follow her into the gloomy forest, the forest of which some locals still believed housed the supernatural. Bella stopped, suddenly aware of Edwards's presence.
"I know what you are"
Edward hoped with all his heart that she was wrong. If she was right he prayed that she had not found out about his family.
"Say it. Out loud. Say it!"
He felt the strength seep from his body, as though he was being wrung out, as she delivered her verdict.
"You're Spongebob"
His last remnants of resolve left him and he fell to the floor. She continued,
"You're bright yellow, impossibly square. And, and… Alice is Sandy! Of course… how did I miss it? Jasper is Squidward. Emmett he's, he's… Patrick. Of course now it's all so obvious."
But Edward just gave a faint moan from the floor.