Ted's POV
I hummed to myself as I finished making Scarlet's breakfast. I then set it on a tray and grabbed the rose that I bought for it, putting it in the vase I had also bought for her and setting that on the tray as well.
Smiling brightly I went into our bedroom and said "Scarlet my love. I made you breakfast."
Scarlet's POV
I poked one open and saw Ted standing beside the bed, a tray in his hand and a stupid grin on his face. I groaned and rolled over onto my stomach, away from him. I heard him set the tray down, then I felt the bed move and his arm around me.
"Come on my love," he said brightly "I made your favorite breakfast and I got you a little gift."
Ted's POV
I watched Scarlet sit up and look at me.
"Please tell me you got me a noose to hang you with" she said.
I laughed and said "Love you're so funny. No, I bought you a rose."
She let out a snort and got of bed, pulling on her robe. I sat up and said "Well the least you could do is say thank you."
Scarlet's POV
I let out a laugh and said 'I'm not going to thank you for waking me up at 7 in the morning just for breakfast and some stupid rose."
"Love it's a nice rose," he said "And I thought you'd be happy that I brought you breakfast in bed."
"I'd be happier if you jumped out the window to your death."
Ted's POV
I sighed as Scarlet said that, then lite a cigarette. She started smoking a few months back and I hate when she smokes.
"I really wish you wouldn't smoke" I told her.
"And I really wish you'd disappear" she snapped.
"Scarlet what's wrong? All I did was do something nice for you, something that shows my love for you and all you did is dismiss it. Why did it work for Randy and not me?"
Scarlet's POV
I glared at Ted and said "It worked for Randy because I loved him. I thought by now you'd know that I don't love you."
With that said I stormed past him and knocked the tray on the floor and threw the stupid vase with the rose against the wall, watching it shatter.
Then I went into the bathroom, slammed the door and hoped that Ted got the hint.
Ted's POV
I looked down at the ruined vase, rose and breakfast, my anger growing.
"Fine!" I yelled at the closed bathroom door "Be that way you stupid bitch!"
Grabbing my keys I stormed out of our apartment. leaving both messes behind me.
I can't even say that they put the fun in dysfunctional because they don't.
What a miserable couple.
Well things will start to get VERY interesting soon.
You'll find out why :)
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