A/N: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING EXCEPT FOR THIS STORY! (Side note: I am making fun of ALL the characters in the story. Yes, including Tails. REMEMBER, THE GENRE IS HUMOR! SO DON'T CUSS ME OUT FOR MAKING FUN OF YOUR FAV CHARACTER! PEACE!)

"Oomph!" Knuckles struggles to stand as he rubs his sorry ass, wondering why he agreed to go down in the first place. "I think I broke my-"

"WE DON'T CARE!" Sonic interrupts, observing his surroundings.

There were many small alleyways, and some rusted and broken half pipes. Suddenly, a red pikmin passes over Sonic's head, flying into oblivion.

"What the hell?"

"I'm just gonna throw these faggots everywhere, and hope for the best," Knuckles states, continuing to throw the pikmin at the walls. Suddenly, 5 pikmin come 'round the corner holding a piece of…. monster shit?

"Oh, good a screw! A little rusty, but it should work." Tails bends down to pick it up and places it in the floating storage container.

"Where did that come from? How do all these machines keep popping up? And I thought that was monster shit!" Sonic leans against the wall, scrunching his nose in confusion.

"Don't ask. Just search. From now on if a random machine appears, the explanation is the Easter Bunny." Tails replies.

"Look! Here come more little shits carrying some kind of gear. Maybe they are useful, after all." Just as Knuckles finishes, a bomb rock falls out of nowhere - considering there's no ceiling - and blows up all the red pikmin.

"Ooowwwwwnnnn….." The pikmin sigh as their ghosts float away.

"FUCK THEM! FUCK THEM ALL! THEY'RE ALL RETARDED, JUST LIKE SONIC!"

"What the? Why the hell are you bringing me into this? Let me remind you, again, that you're the one WHO PRESSED THE GODDAMN BUTTON!" Thus, Sonic and Knuckles argue for another pointless 30 minutes, wasting their breaths. Frustrated, Tails leaves them behind, plundering into the depths of the cave. Finally realizing that they were alone with only blue pikmin – all the reds were blown to pieces – they pause, stare at each other, then start yelling again.

-Final Floor-

Tails was pacing back and forth, begging god to make it so that some drastic explosion made Sonic and Knuckles fall all the way to the bottom floor, in broken pieces. Yeah, he wanted them to get there quickly, but he wanted them to also get punished. "When we get back, which we probably won't at this rate, I will make sure to make a radar that detects dumbasses."

He then hears some screaming, and whips his head around to find Sonic and Knuckles falling face-first into some 'badly misplaced' monster shit. "Took you long enough." Tails squints, tapping his left foot with his hands placed on his hips. "Oh yeah, according to my observations, the monster shit causes severe diarrhea for 3 weeks." Just then, Knuckles runs away, holding his ass. "Uuuuungh! I GOTTA GO! NOW!"

"Well I don't feel any- OHMIGOD!" Sonic follows Knuckles, also clutching his ass, running like there's no tomorrow.

"DON'T FOLLOW ME YOU IDIOT! GET YOUR OWN BATHROOM!" K

"THIS IS NOT YOUR PROPERTY! IT'S FREE LAND FOR EVERYONE!" S

"I DON'T CARE! HAVING YOU WATCH ME SHIT IS WORSE THAN BEING RAPED BY ROUGE!" K

"ROUGE RAPED YOU?" S

"Aw, crap." K

"HOLY SHIT SHE RAPED YOU? THAT'S JUST RETARDED!" S

"SHUT UP AND FREE YOUR DIARRHEA!" K

"YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" S

"DO IT OR ILL SHOVE MY HAND UP YOUR ASS AND DO IT FOR YOU!" K

"OKAY, OKAY! I'LL FREE MY INSIDES!" S

"Ok, let's see…. Damnit! Knuckles has the notebook! Tch! Well I'll just throw these pikmin at the metal parts I find on this floor. It seems that they are much lighter and can be thrown higher…." Tails independently flies off, surveying the area. There was the shadow of a large spider web hanging from the ceiling. "Don't look up, something will fall down. Don't look up, something will fall down. Don't look up, some-" A giant crab smashes down, creating a huge crater.

"What the? A crab? From a spider w-" Again, he's interrupted as the crab breathes flames, catching his tails on fire.

"UWAAAAAAAAH! MY TAILS!" Running around aimlessly, the kitsune finally remembers to stop, drop, and roll. Unfortunately there was gasoline on the floor *coughauthoresscough*, making his whole ass burst into flames.

"KYAAAAAAAAA! MY ASS! CRABS AREN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO BREATHE FIRE! AUTHORESS, HEAR ME OUT! I THINK THERE'S A MISTAKE! WRONG MONSTER ON CHAPTER 3, AISLE 4!"

The clouds (clouds?) part, and the authoress' voice shined through.

"Ok let me straighten things out. One: you're the only smart one in this fucked up story. Two, I will keep your tails on fire cause it's funny. Three, I had the messed up logic there just to piss you off. Oh yeah, one last thing: Your monster radar went off the chart only cause of the boss. By now, you should have noticed there were no other monsters whatsoever. So no matter which cave you go in, it'll go off the charts. And if you're too dumb to understand that, I mean that it's fucking useless. Make a new one. And don't ask about your friends. It's your fault they have diarrhea. Enjoy!" The clouds (clouds?) close together, shrouding the room in darkness once more.

"I hate my life."

-WARNING! GROSS PART HERE! WARNING!-

Disgustingly, Knuckles and Sonic RUN back into the room together (again), diarrhea falling out of their asses. "Hey, buddy! We're back!" Sonic screams across the room. Tails' mouth drops to the floor in pure horror, and bile flows out, showing how sick he felt. The smell was so strong, all the pikmin die from brain trauma.

"oooooowwwwwwnnnn….." Thus, all the pikmin die immensely painful deaths, as I stated last chapter. "We have no pikmin left, but I can still kill that thing. Watch this, bitches!" Knuckles dashes in front of the crab, sticking his ass out. A gas so noxious that it was green came out, known as shart, a shit fart. The next scene was so 'epic' that it was cut out of the story. All I can tell you is that the crab's face melted off.

Finally running out of shit to fart, Knuckles triumphantly turns around to find Sonic vomiting, and that Tails had passed out, his whole body now on fire.

"Geez, what drama queens." Knuckles turns around, STILL leaving a trail of diarrhea behind. After that shart, his senses had peaked, and suddenly he could smell everything.

"OH MY FUCKIN-" He didn't even get to finish before he dry-heaved his diarrhea through his mouth, falling to the floor and twitching, having a sudden seizure.

-GROSS PART ENDED-

Now, darlings, my readers, since they all passed out vomiting, I will wrap up this chapter. They all died. Just kidding! Anyway, you won't be hearing from them for a while. Say, um, Idunno….. 3 weeks? :3

A/N: This is by far my favorite chapter. Although it was gross, I found it to be hilarious. And no, I am not that gross in real life. Trust me. Next chapter we will focus on-

"FROGGGYYYY!"

STFU! We'll be focusing on-

"FROGGY? WHERE ARE YOUUUUU?"

MOTHER *BLEEPBLEEPBLEEPBLEEEEEEEEP!*

*sigh*We will focus on two other fucktards we haven't seen since Chapter 1. Son of a crappo. He'll get punished next chapter, that bastard...

Won't upload the next chapter till I have 5 reviews. o w o

~Miyumi