A/N: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING EXCEPT FOR THIS STORY!

Big wakes up, only to feel something humping his leg. "Sonic, oh, Sonic. I knew you would finally realize!" Amy moans, talking in her sleep.

"Froggy? Froggy is that you? Why humping me? BAD FROGGY!" He then bitch slaps Amy, sending her flying face-first into a tree. She wakes up, her head throbbing.

"WHAT THE FUCK? I'M GONNA KILL YOU WHOEVER YOU ARE!" Amy brings her piko hammer out of thin air, charging at Big. Suddenly, she stops, dropping her hammer, after seeing a cute white animal. "OOOOHHHHMYYYYYYGOOOOOOSSSSSSH! YOU ARE JUST SO ADOORRRAAABLEEEE!" Bending down, she picks up a white pikmin, her eyes sparkling. Meanwhile, Big was wondering how he got a bruise on his leg. Suddenly, the devil *coughauthoress'sistercough* comes out of the ground, holding a Froggy doll with dynamite sticking out of his ass. She smirks while handing it over to Big, getting ready to leave until the most retarded thing happened. "Oh Froggy! Big has found you. Why you have red poopoo. We need to take you to vet."

"Hey, dumbass," The devil calls. "that's dynamite you idiot. It's revenge of the mighty authoress from last chapter. Also, if you don't save tails *fangirl-squeal* I'll stalk you and kill you in your sleep." While she was explaining to him about his DAS, otherwise known as dumbass syndrome, Amy was squeezing the life out of the white pikmin. Literally.

"ooooooown," It groans before its ghost floated away. She then notices all the other white pikmin were cowering behind a tree, not wanting to have the same fate as their brother. "When bomb blow up?" Big continues to ask the she-devil.

"It should blow up right about-" BOOM! Unfortunately, the explosion caused the earth to crumble beneath Amy, Big, and the pikmin (The devil vanished back to the underworld), sending them into a vast area of darkness.

"Jesus…. Am I alive?" Amy mumbles while she struggles to stand. "I keep fainting, and I'm stuck with a fat bastard." The plants she had seen earlier were huddled in a group, shaking. "Awwwwww, don't worry, Amy won't hurt you." She takes one step before they run away. "Shit."

On the other hand, Big was lying down a few feet away, completely unconscious.

Slamming his face with her piko hammer, Amy starts walking away triumphantly, holding the mighty hammer over her shoulder. Big finally wakes up, oblivious to his bleeding head. "I go find Froooogggggyyyy…." Uh oh, he has brain trauma from the impact. Didn't know his DAS could get any worse.

-WARNING: CONTINUING GROSS PART FROM LAST CHAPTER!-

"Alright, cuties, follow me," Amy marches on, leading the now calm pikmin deeper into the cave. When she reaches the final floor, she sniffs the air, and exclaims, "I KNOW THAT SMELL ANYWHERE! IT'S SONIC'S SHART! Good thing I stalked him in the bathroom after he had those chili dogs last week." She walks over to him, only to find a vomit covered hedgehog with brown shit coming out of his ass. "How long has he been doing that? She looks at his wrist, conveniently finding a watch that timed his bathroom break. "Hmmmmmm….. 6 hours? Not bad, not bad. Could have done better. Ooh! I know! I'll grab it while I have the chance!" She bends down and scoops it into her hanky, twisting it up. A white pikmin comes up to her holding a sharpie, and she takes it with a nod as thanks, while writing "Sonic's shart: 8/10/11" Big finally catches up, holding what looked like fat Ugly Dolls in his hands.

"Big find purple plants! Big like purple!" The purple pikmin then slipped, their leaves snapping off. They died before they even hit the ground.

"oooooown…." How many times is that? 4? I lost count after writing it twice. Now the only pikmin left were 9 whites (one was squeezed to death), and 7 purples (3 had their leaves snap off from being too fat).

-Gross Part ended! For now!-

Finally getting what she came after, Amy finally notices a wiped out Knuckles with 'chocolate' around his mouth, and a burned Tails, still on fire. "Big fix Tails! Big promised." He then walks over, and grabs 3 more purple pikmin, whacking Tails repeatedly until the flames died out. There were now 4 purples left. He then picks up Tails in one arm, Knuckles in the other, and starts walking towards the geyser. "Wow, he might actually be smart," Amy thinks while dragging Sonic and following Big. She then regrets her statement as he suddenly walks through the wall, destroying all the rocks in the way.

"THE GEYSER, YOU IDIOT, THE GEYSER!" Amy screeched at the top of her lungs.

"Huh? Geyser? All Big see is water. Big hate water, but like fishing."

"FUUUUUUUUU-" Amy was about to finish, until she was shoved into the geyser by the white pikmin.

"Wait for me!" Finally understanding the situation, Big jumped into the geyser, and was shot up through the surface.

A/N: If you haven't realized already, Big is retarded. And Amy is just plain annoying. At least those are my opinions of them. =_= Oh, yes. The devil is xxtailsfanxx incase you were wondering. Still waiting for names for the parts! And review, review, review! It motivates me when you guys criticize my work or point out mistakes! Much appreciated! (Gonna wait for 10 reviews!)

~Miyumi