This is a chapter suggested by Sophie but picked more by DAVLA so I give them both credit for the idea itself.

For the first time in a long time I say I do not own the Akatsuki but I do own Kaori and DAVLA owns Kaika.

Well enjoy all the same.

First Person- Kaori

Kaika had dragged me from the room as they had woken from the sleeping gasp and straight away I knew I was in so much trouble.

"Any good hiding spots?" Kaika asked with a laugh and a burst of energy hit both of us but before I could answer there was a scream of annoyance.

"You fucking little fucking brats!" I heard Hidan growl from the living room and then I heard an annoy Itachi Grunt followed by lots of annoyed grunts followed by a sudden Tobi in a laughing fit.

"HIDAN! What's 'Fucking' Mean?" Kaika asked, holding back her laugh, knowing fully what fucking meant.

The laughter died as someone hit Hidan as he yelled out an 'ouch' and then I worked out yet again it was Kakuzu who hit him as Hidan told him to Fuck off.

"Stop swearing in front of them," Konan growled slightly at him and I now sat on the step of the stairs and Kaika sat next to me as we listened in.

"I'm not in Front of them, Fuck it!" Hidan growled at and someone different hit him as he stopped after a loud Ouch.

"Leader-Sama just hit Hidan. Hidan is scared of Leader," Kaika laughed slightly and I looked at her and she gave me a smile.

"Really? They all seem scared of him," I laughed softly and imagined Pein in my mind, "He isn't that scary."

Kaika nodded, "They are all just like tiny kittens when needed to give a bath." She cooed softly at the picture before looking at the Living room door as it flung open to show a pissed off Leader. Kaika then smiled, "I take it back."

"L...leader-Sama," I gave a whine and stood up and looked at his face, holding back a laugh.

"Y...You two," He huffed in an annoyed but pained way. "What is the mean of This!" his voice seemed to squeak up as he growled in agony and turned away to the rest who were now standing looking at him as he huffed again.

"Pein... go rest. You seem to be sick," Kaika giggled from her spot and then she looked at me, "Maybe Konan can join him."

I bursted into laughter at her comment which got looks from everyone but soon Kaika was laughing with me and none of them were looking at us. We were fully normal.

Then our laughter was broken but a 'Hidan' Squeal as he swore from upstairs, "You fucking little FUCKERS!"

"He saw his face..." Kaika said to me and I gave an evil smirk at her.

"Let me kill them," He growled as he walked down the stairs toward us, nearly bowling over Konan but Deidara then stopped him.

"No killing them just because they..." Deidara then started laughing as he looked at Hidan's face but Hidan also started laughing. "There are Rainbows and Butterflies on your face!"

"There are love hearts and you have a moustache!" Hidan was on the ground in a laughing fit as Kaika and I watched them, holding back our own laughter.

Pein then turned and looked at Konan and her face was a bright rushing red as she looked at Peins face and she didn't even know it was about her until Hidan started laughing again, "KONAN WANTS TO SLEEP WITH PEIN!"

I think he got hit by Konan and Pein before we nearly got ourselves killed by the Leader himself but Konan held him back, "don't worry Pein. Just go rest. You look worse."

He huffed and turned before walking back toward the rooms where I heard the door slam shut and both me and Kaika flinched.

"Well that was fun," she laughed softly looking at me. "And most of the fun was the rest of them trying to stay quiet despite the fact they all have drawings on them too."

Suddenly the rooms were bursted into both laughter and Annoyance from the room before most came to kill us.

I stood quickly and looked at them, "Ummmm..."

Kaika laughed, "Run, Kao-Chan!" and trust me... we did run... for our sweat little lives.

Third person-

"Where are the little brats..." Hidan swore as he looked around before bending and looking under the bed.

"Yep. Me and Kaika are Brats! 'Born Radical And Totally Sexy,'" Kaori teased running and smashing her arm into Hidan's knees, knocking him over and he growled.

"We are all brats then, Un," Deidara laughed from behind Kaori before attempting to catch her before being knocked by Kaika.

"Yep. But you are brats are 'Born Retard And Totally Spastic'," she laughed at Deidara who sat on the floor with a frown.

Kaori laughed and grabbed Kaika's hand pulling her, "Quick... the others are coming." Kaika scurried after Kaori as she ran behind me.

That was fun! Though it was short and took a long time to update.

My dad told me that Brats thing after someone called me and my best friends 'Brats'.

Have fun and please REVIEW!