Whoa. That was a lot of reviews…o.O Thanks to all who reviewed. :D

Love the name, ..dead. Beautiful :D Though I must disagree. I want mah peanut butter too.

The second parody, with lotsa percabeth mushiness and other stuff…like proposing. Not exactly for Percabeth lovers, but I think this is quite amusing.

Parody happens six years after TLO.

I don't own PJO.

Percabeth Soppiness

"Seaweed Brain!" cries Annabeth affectionately, flinging her arms around Percy. "I've missed you so much!"

"I know, Wise Girl," replies Percy, with unnatural enthusiasm. "I've been thinking of you every day, all the time! For the past hour I haven't seen you, I've been longing for your kiss!" He goes on, talking about how Annabeth was so beautiful, the apple of his eye, etc.

She gasps at his words, and mashes her lips with him in a kiss that lasts an impossibly long time.

An hour passes, before they break free.

"Oh, Seaweed Brain!"

"Oh, Wise Girl!"

"Oh, Seaweed Brain!"

"Wise girl!"

They go on like that, gushing about each other in a slightly nauseating way.

Finally, after a few hours of uttering each other's name, when their voices should have begun to go hoarse, except they haven't, Percy pulls Annabeth into another mushy kiss.

They repeat that for a few times.

Finally, when the physical laws of nature should have made it impossible, Percy and Annabeth kiss one last hour-long smooch and part ways, each biding the other a tearful farewell.

"I'll see you in five hours," cries Annabeth.

"Five hours!" exclaims Percy. "That's too long! I bide thee farewell, my dearest Annabeth."

"And I too," she cries back theatrically.

"Until we meet again," swoons Percy romantically. "I shalt give you my love, darling Wise Girl."

"And I, Seaweed Brain."

They walk away, in opposite directions.

…

Five hours later, they are both sitting on a bench in Central Park, locked in a tight kiss.

It seems that they didn't care that it was now three in the morning, and that they should be sleeping. No, it was the devotion and love that they had for each other that made it a second instinct to be kissing fervently in a park in the middle of the night.

"Oh, Wise Girl," gushes Percy. "I love you sooooo much, and you know it."

"Yeah," gushes Annabeth back. "I love you too."

Another round of mushy kissing.

"What did you do in the five hours we haven't been together?" Annabeth asks, not even breathless, after kissing without coming up for air for an hour.

Percy squirms guiltily. "I was talking with Rachel."

Immediately, one could see that Annabeth's expression has changed drastically.

"RACHEL?" she practically screams. "I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!"

"Yes, I do!" says Percy hurriedly. "Annabeth, you are the rose of my life, the most wonderful person ever! But Rachel is my friend. She's the Oracle. She can't like anyone. I was just having a friendly chat with her."

Annabeth cries, great big tears falling down her face. "But you were talking to…Rachel. Oh, Percy, why do you have to ruin everything?"

Percy's expression turns confused. "What do you mean?"

"Remember Calypso? I knew you had something with her. And Rachel. Oh, the misery!" Annabeth throws herself from Percy's arms and flees into the darkness, sobbing.

Percy sits there for a moment. Then, he runs off into the darkness, in the opposite direction.

…

"That would be $10,000, sir," says the cashier.

Percy fingers the ring he has just bought. "Alright then." He pulls out his wallet. "Um, here's the money."

The cashier takes the bills, and Percy walks out of the door, stuffing the ring box into his back pocket. He looks around at the street. It is early morning.

Now where would Annabeth have gone?

He goes to her apartment first. There was no one at home. He wanders about the city until he has a brilliant idea.

The Empire State Building! Of course! Annabeth was obviously at the Empire State Building because she was looking at her architecture. And probably talking to Athena, but he puts that thought out of his mind.

"600th floor," he tells the doorman as he walks in.

"There's no 600th floor."

Percy rolls his eyes. After all those years, the doorman was still saying that. "Look, Mr. Whatever. I need to go see my girlfriend. And she's on the 600th floor."

"Nope. Move along."

Percy sighs, and brings out his sword, Riptide. He uncapps the pen, and the blade appears, glistening in front of the doorman.

The doorman licks his lips nervously. "Fine. Take the key."

Percy takes the key and proceeds to the elevator. He presses the button for the 600th floor, and the elevator shoots up into the sky.

He finds Annabeth crying by a fountain on Olympus, and he hugs her from behind.

"Go away, Percy," she sniffles, pushing his arms away.

He clings on. "I'm so sorry Wise Girl. But Rachel's just a friend."

She snorts. "Prove it. Prove that you love me more."

He grins, and stands back. "If you stand up."

She struggles to her feet, then glares at him. "Fine. Now what?"

He reaches into his back pocket and takes out the ring. He kneels on the floor.

"Annabeth Chase, will you marry me?"

Her face is shocked. She turns pale, then launches forward and hugs him.

"Yes!" she sobs, "Yes!"

They go into another bout of kissing, one that lasts for two hours this time.

The Olympians in their throne room are watching the scene, from one of the video cameras Hephaestus has planted behind the couple.

"Absolutely horrible!" Athena declares, her face puffing up in anger.

"Oh, so romantic," sighs Aphrodite. "I love it so much!"

Poseidon frowns, and shakes his head, but doesn't say anything.

Zeus glares angrily at the camera. "I think we should blast them to lightening."

"Now come on," Aphrodite reasons sweetly. "They're the heroes of Olympus, Lord Zeus. We should have it this way."

Zeus grumbles, and doesn't look convinced, but he sits back down. "Fine."

The two lovers, unaware of the conversation that had just taken place, prance down to the elevator, kiss exuberantly, then go down to the first floor of the Empire State Building to plan their wedding.

That was really sappy…o.O

Did I do a good job? I don't usually write Percabeth, and this was a parody, so I exaggerated everything, and yeah.

I had fun writing this though :D

Review please…:D

Next up, "Nico's New Crush," written in first person this time.