Back again, with another parody!

I don't own PJO.

Nico's New Crush

The angry Fury crashed into me, digging her claws into my flawless skin.

"Die, half-blood," she hissed.

"No!" I screamed, my voice blending into the melody of the birds. "I refuse!"

The door of the classroom crashed open, and an extremely cute goth boy barreled in.

"NO, ALECTO!" he yelled, waving a black sword in a very pro manner. "DON'T!"

The Fury, Alecto, I presumed, paused, and stared at the boy. "What is it, Hades's son? Lord Hades has ordered me to kill her."

The boy gazed at me, and blushed furiously. "Do not kill her. She's…too special."

"Very well, then," grumped the Fury. She rose into the air, and disappeared.

The boy walked over to me, and pulled me up. "Are you alright?" His eyebrows were scrunched up in concern and his voice soft and gentle.

"I guess so," I trilled, blushing in spite of myself. "Who are you?"

He ducked his head in embarrassment. "No one special, really. I'm just Nico di Angelo."

"Nico di Angelo." I tried the name out. "It's an absolutely gorgeous name."

He blushed again, turning an adorable shade of pink. "It's nothing."

"Nothing?" I asked, shocked. I could feel my delicate heart fluttering, flabbergasted. "Nothing? It is perfect! And you are my savior, my knight in shining armor!" I kissed him on the cheek.

He shrugged, his face now a flaming red. "Let's get to Camp Half-Blood."

I put a hand over my perfect mouth. "Half-blood? Everyone's talking about that."

"You're a demigod, a daughter of one of the Greek gods."

I believed him immediately. After all, who wouldn't? "Alright then. How are we going to get there?"

"By shadow traveling," he replied, and stepped into the shadows, while taking my hand.

…

"Chiron!" Nico called. "We have a new camper!"

A centaur galloped up, his face agape in shock. "Why, she's beautiful! How lovely!"

I smiled at him. "I know. I am absolutely gorgeous." And I was, of course. Who had hair as long, blonde, shining, and gorgeous as I did? Who had dark, luscious violet eyes like mine? Who was as pale as snow yet as bright as the sun like I was?

"Who's your godly parent?" Chiron asked, staring at my lovely profile.

"I don't know," I whispered furtively, giving him one of my famous, adorable looks.

At that moment, a misty sign appeared on my head, and I beamed at the gasping campers.

"A daughter of Aphrodite," Chiron said in hushed tones. "No wonder."

"Oh," whispered Nico. "I knew you'd be her daughter! You're too perfect and beautiful to be anyone else's."

I smiled at him, and offered him my hand, which he kissed rather fervently.

"I'll show you your cabin," Nico murmured, with a lovelorn look in his eyes.

"Oh, that would be wonderful!" I exclaimed.

He took me down the the cabins, and showed me the Aphrodite cabin.

I didn't frown, because that would ruin my perfect figure, but I tilted my head in the prettiest way ever. "This cabin needs a make-over."

Nico agreed by nodding his head obediently. He was such a sweet little boy.

"Oh," I gasped dramatically. "This cabin needs more pink!"

Nico nodded again, smiling. "I love pink!"

I studied him. "I think you should wear some pink. All black isn't good for you."

He nodded again. "Yeah! I'll wear some pink now!"

Just then, Hades appeared out of nowhere, and scowled at me.

"You are annoying me," he boomed. "I shall kill you now!"

"NO!" yelled Nico, and he threw himself in front of me as Hades threw a black ball of energy at me.

I gasped in shock. "Nico!"

I knelt down to see if he was still alive. With my superior healing skills, I brought him back from the dead.

"Oh, Nico!" I cried passionately. "I was so afraid you'd be lost from me forever!"

Nico responded by kissing me enthusiastically on the lips.

Hades had been standing there the whole time, frowning.

"What is this?" he roared.

Nico stood up bravely, and faced his father.

"Father, she is my perfect new girlfriend," he declared. "She's the daughter of Aphrodite! Her name is…uh…her name is…"

"Speshul Glitter Opal Jewel," I whispered loudly.

"Right. Her name is Speshul Glitter Opal Jewel. Hades, I love her!"

I beamed at the boy. He was so totally my type.

"And I love you too!" I gushed, and we started a make-out session in front of Hades.

Hades twitched. And covered his eyes in horror.

"GAH!" he bellowed. "YOU SHALL PAY!"

I fluttered my eyelashes at him. "Now, Lord Hades, you wouldn't do that, would you?"

Hades got really, really, angry and scary and threw another energy ball at me.

This time, it hit me.

And I died.

I'm sorry. I couldn't figure out what to do with her, so I killed her off in a very random and lame way :D

Lolz.

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Next up, "Daughter of Poseidon."