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Truth or Dare

"Hey Percy," said Annabeth to a certain Seaweed Brain one day.

"Huh? Annabeth, is that you?"

The certain Seaweed Brain was currently practicing in the sword arena, and not really paying any attention to his surroundings. He stopped, and glanced at his girlfriend.

"Percy," said Annabeth randomly. "Let's play Truth or Dare!"

This was followed by silence, which went on for some time, then a loud shout of laughter from Percy.

"What?" demanded Annabeth, putting her hands on her hips and looking annoyed. "What did I say?"

"Dare!" spluttered Percy. "Like, you know, Rachel Elizabeth Dare! Haha!"

"Very funny," glowered Annabeth. "No, seriously, Percy. Let's go and play Truth or Dare."

"Why should I? I'm trying to practice my sword skills at the current moment!" he huffed, crossing his arms and looking pissed off.

"Because if you don't, I won't love you anymore!"

Now that was a serious thing for Percy to consider. "Uh…okay…fine. I'll play," he agreed reluctantly, knowing he'd regret it sooner or later.

So Annabeth managed to drag Percy to the campfire, where she dumped him onto a bench.

"Wait here," she told him.

"Um…okay…"

Pretty soon, Annabeth reappeared with Nico, Clarisse, Chris, Silena, and Grover.

"Let's play now!" she said, beaming at everybody.

"Oooh!" squealed Silena. "Yeah!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa…" said Grover. "Silena, aren't you supposed to be dead? I thought you died in the second titan war…"

"I'm not now!" she said, smiling at the satyr. "I decided to come back alive again!"

"Yeah!" said Annabeth. "And I helped her!"

Everyone stared at the two girls.

"…no comment…"

"What!" The two girls stared back.

Percy sighed. "Alright then…go ahead with the Truth or Dare. Just get it over with. I want to go back to sword practice soon."

"So now…" said Annabeth happily. "Let's have Luke join our group!"

"Um…Annabeth…" said Nico. "Luke's supposed to be dead too…like Silena…"

"No he's not supposed to! He's not even dead!"

Annabeth glared at Nico.

Nico shrugged and shook his head. Percy looked confused.

"Hey everybody!" said a voice from behind them all.

"Luke!" Annabeth squealed happily. The blonde-haired, blue-eyed boy waved nicely at everyone.

Percy facepalmed.

Clarisse looked like she was going to murder someone. Chris looked like he wanted to be anywhere but here. Nico frowned, and made a cuckoo sign at Annabeth.

Silena grinned happily, unaware of the others' expressions.

"So," she said as sweetly as honey. "Who is first?"

Annabeth pointed at Percy. "Truth or Dare?"

Percy groaned. "Why me? Why not Grover?"

"Because I said so, Seaweed Brain!"

Percy moaned.

"Hurry up!"

"Uh…Truth?"

Annabeth grinned. "Do you really have a secret crush on Luke?"

"…Annabeth…what have you been taking?"

She pouted. "Tell the truth."

"No, of course not!" yelped Percy, looking disgusted. "Duh!"

Annabeth whined, looking disappointed.

"My turn next!" said Silena cheerfully. "Clarisse, Truth or Dare?"

The daughter of Ares glared at her best friend. "Dare," she said. "I'm not going to be a wimp like Jackson."

Silena laughed manically. "Whahaha! Very well! Clarisse, I dare you to…kiss Chris! Muahaha!"

Clarisse stood up, and punched Silena in the face. "What is wrong with you?"

Silena subsided, crying. "Owwee," she sobbed. "You ruined my perfect face! Whaa!"

Clarisse just smirked, and walked off. Silena went off in the other direction, wailing her head off.

"Well!" said Luke after a long silence. "I'll play now."

Everyone ignored him.

"Hello?" Luke said, waving his hands across Percy's face. "Anybody home?"

No response.

Luke growled, and jumped to the amphitheatre. "Fine!" he yelled.

Then, he had a brilliant idea.

The son of Hermes somehow found a microphone and hooked it up.

"HELLO PEOPLE!" he screamed into the mike. "I'M LUKE! IS ANYONE GOING TO LISTEN TO ME?"

Percy looked up. "Oh Luke!" he said, surprised. "I didn't see you!"

"About time."

So Luke came back, and they all continued their game.

"Grover!" said Luke. "Have you ever cheated on Juniper?"

"N-no! Definitely not!"

Chris sighed, and rolled his eyes. "You people are so dumb. I'm going."

He walked away.

"Oh well," Luke shrugged. "Hey, let's get someone else to play!"

Nico stood up to leave. "Yeah, you know what? I'm going too."

Now there were only Luke, Annabeth, and Percy left.

"Hey!" said Luke. "Let's get Thalia over here too!"

He somehow magically made Thalia appear with a wave of his hand.

"Oh! Um…where am I?" asked the Hunter, glowering at Luke.

Luke smiled happily. "Hi Thalia!"

Annabeth stared at the two, her eyes widening with realization. "Luke…oh gods. You love Thalia, don't you? And you don't love me! Whaa!"

She ran off, sobbing.

"Huh?" Luke looked perplexed, then ran off after Annabeth. "Annabeth! Don't go! I need to talk to you!"

Now Thalia and Percy were left alone.

"Pah," spat Thalia. "Why am I even here?"

She disappeared off again, leaving Percy by himself.

The son of Poseidon leaned back, taking a relieved breath. "Finally!" he muttered. "Peace."

He sat there for a little while, then stood up again. "I'd better get back to the cabin," he decided. "I'm a little tired."

He started walking towards the Poseidon cabin, yawning from time to time.

"Percy!"

The boy turned. It was Chiron.

The centaur galloped up to Percy, and looked at him anxiously. "Percy, Annabeth is running around camp with Luke, who's supposed to be dead, chasing after her."

"Um…ah, that…"

"Silena, who's supposed to be dead too, is complaining to me that Clarisse just punched her nose. Chris and Nico are hiding away from everyone, and I think I just saw a glimpse of Thalia."

"Oh…uh…see…"

" Can you please tell me, Percy? What the Hades is going on?"

Percy sighed, and tried to think up of a proper response. "Well, Chiron, I don't really know how to explain this. But…you see…"

The centaur put his hand up in a motion for Percy to stop. "Wait. I know. Somebody over here has had too much sugar."

"Actually…no. For once, surprisingly so."

"Then what is going on!"

Percy listened to the distant shouts of campers and grinned. He opened his mouth to speak, but what he actually said wasn't what he meant to say.

"Chiron…Truth or Dare?"

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