So... hi people of ! Tomorrow's the last day of vacation so I'm sad! We left off with poor, sick Thomas and Sydney's completely random epiphany and the number 42! And yes, tesa, I freaking LOVE Nico diAngelo! My favorite character from PJatO! I just realized after re-reading my entire FF, that in Joy's chapter I started randomly imagining her looking like Haruhi Suzumiya from the Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya and I don't know why because Haruhi's so much cooler than Joy! I should make some references from that show in this! I DO NOT OWN HoA OR The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya!

Leah's POV

Wow, I never thought that boarding school would be so awesome! My roommate is so weird in a cool way, and there are enough cute boys to last a lifetime! Especially Mick! I was surprised when I saw him at first because I knew him! He was at those tryouts for the sports scholarship in California! I didn't get in, and I don't think that he did either, but I never dreamed that I'd see him again! And I was also surprised to find out that he had a girlfriend. Looks like I was his mistress! I'm not sure whether to be flattered by this or to be extremely PISSED OFF AT HIM! Yes, the truth is, we did hook up at the tryouts. It was a tiny snog session, it's not like we did it or anything, but it was awfully romantic and I thought that it was even more so when I saw him again in my class. I wish he had shown me around instead of Fabian. I mean, don't get me wrong, Fabian's a great guy, but he's not an awesome tour guide. He mostly hung out with Nina and didn't pay me much attention at all. He's totally in love with her, and she was totally jealous of me sitting with Fabian on my first day, but that blew over fast, and she warmed up to me, especially after she found out that I liked Mick. She also seemed like she felt bad for me, probably because he had a girlfriend. NOT ANYMORE!

You know who I feel bad for? Tom. He's in his room right now, puking his guts out, and I can hear it from all the way upstairs. Trudy hasn't been letting Tim sleep in the room because she's afraid that whatever Tom has is contagious, but Sydney always sneaks down there after lights out and takes care of him and sleeps in Tom's empty bed. She always somehow manages to wake up early and get back to our room, so it looks like she hasn't sneaked out at all! It's kind of sweet, actually. She obviously really cares about him.

On the other hand, I'm kind of afraid that if Tom's contagious, she's going to come in and spread the germs and make me sick! That just won't do for my sports physical!

People are weird. Today, I walked past Sydney and she was interrogating some poor random boy about whether or not he was an esper. What is and esper anyway? When I questioned her about it, she went off on this weird speech about espers and this guy named Itsuki Koizumi who was an esper and it took me forever to finally realize that she was talking about some anime that she liked to watch. Oh no! My roommate's an anime freak! She kept using the weirdest adjectives that she obviously made up on her own like 'esperness'. What is wrong with the world? and don't even get me started on Jerome and Alfie! They are complete psychos! I swear, someone dropped them on their heads as babies! I would too if I had a baby like that! I'd call them stupid, but that's an insult to stupid people, and unlike Sydney, I don't have an issue with being mean, especially not to them! I can't even begin to describe it! Jerome and Alfie, with their porno magazines and their random pranks and awful jokes! They act like they rule the world, but they're just idiots! Picking up some Japanese from Sydney: BAKA! Yep, Sydney can speak Japanese. I'll keep that in mind if I ever get stranded in Japan without a translator.

Also, there have been some crazy rumors flying around about this girl named Joy being pregnant with someone's baby who she only just got together with. Not only that, but she's always running out of class to go throw up, and she's probably trying to hide her baby bump. Trudy thinks that she has the same thing as Tom, but I really doubt it. I usually don't believe rumors, but this one is obviously true, because every time she runs out of the classroom, her boyfriend gets this nervous look on his face. I'm thinking he's hoping it's just that flu and that the condom didn't break.

Danny's POV

Normally, I wouldn't say this, because I don't really like to swear, but, shit, I screwed up big time! Joy keeps getting sick ,but she keeps denying that I got her pregnant because she heard that someone else had the flu, so she thinks that's what's wrong with her. I know the truth though, because we did that. I"m such an idiot! I better hope that Joy's dad is not the prod owner of a gun or something, because he'd kill me! Hell, if he didn't have any weapon, he's still going to kill me, because I got his daughter pregnant! This has to happen now: Joy needs to realize what's actually happening. Sigh.

Getting a hold of a test was not as easy as I thought it would be. It took me forever to find one and then another forever to convince the cashier that I was not a transvestite and that I needed this for my most-likely pregnant girlfriend. Oi!

When Joy ran out of the room again, I followed her, even going into the girls bathroom and into the stall that she conveniently forgot to lock.

"Joy, enough," I said, "you just have to take the test, because its obvious that you don't have the flu."

"I do so have the flu! I'll even take the test just to prove it!" she screamed at me. I handed her the test and waited outside the stall while she did her thing. After she was done, she came out and we waited together for the result. It took a while, but finally, a little pink plus sign faded into view.

"Oh, no!" Joy said at the same time that I said "Shit!"

I swallowed hard, and trying my hardest not to say 'I told you so', wrapped her into a hug.

"This is awful, Danny, my parents are going to kill me! But I don't want to kill our baby! There's actually someone growing and living inside of me, and I don't want to hurt it because I'm its mother."

Your parents are going to kill me, too I thought, but I just kept holding onto her. "It's okay Joy. I wouldn't let anyone hurt our baby anyway."

O.o I am so screwed.

It's kind of hard not to insensitive in that situation, isn't it? Don't blame Danny! Yay I made it longer-ish! And yes, Danny, you are screwed. If I were in his position, I would be scared for my own life, too. It's still short, but REVIEW! Or angry, hormonal, pregnant Joy will eat your brains! rawr! And again, I don not own TMoHS or espers or even Itsuki... but add him to the list of things that I wish I owned, and Kyon! I love him! So... yeah REVIEW!