[A/N]: OMG. This story was nominated for the Veritas Award for Most Humorous (.com). The Veritas are an…erm…*scratches head* How to explain this? Eh, a wonderful website that holds judging for fanfics that are nominated because someone thinks it is a good fic in "the sad, sad state of the Percy Jackson and the Olympians fandom on ." Yeah, basically. :D Check it out!

This author is now happily screaming her head off like an obsessed fangirl (not that she isn't one) because of that, and also because of the review and fave she got from the Great Theia 47. XD

Oh, and guess what! Apparently, people like this story a lot, because Lily of the Chosen posted this story on Choices of a Demigod (.com) for, as it's put, one of "the best Percy Jackson and the Olympians fanfictions out there, worthy of awards etc etc." Ahaha, I feel so special now :D

On another note, I'm running out of ideas here, for the parodies. I'll have to think up of something for Gary-Stus and stuff, but if anyone wants to give me some ideas…Thanks mucho.

High School

Percy slammed his locker shut, scowling as he heard most of his stuff in there fall. "Dang."

Goode High School was filled with hundreds of people in the morning, everyone rushing, pushing, and shoving around to get to their classes.

Why all the hurry; Percy didn't know. After all, the bell didn't ring until seven am, and the time was now—di immortals.

Percy hurried down the hallway, avoiding as many people as possible. He had exactly one minute and six seconds to get to the other side of the school and start class. What fun.

Drring!

Percy facepalmed, and began to run. He frantically stepped into the classroom just as the bell stopped ringing.

"Late, as always," grouched his science teacher. "Jackson, sit down."

Percy sat down slowly in his seat, panting for breath. The girl next to him turned in surprise.

"Percy?"

Percy did a double-take. "R-Rachel! I thought you were at Clarion's! You used to be here at Goode."

She shook her head. "Ah, psh. I didn't want to go. So I came back here instead. For you."

Percy's cheeks reddened. "Uh…um…okay…"

"Jackson!" barked the teacher. "Pay attention!"

Percy turned to face the front, though his mind was racing with a million thoughts a second. Why was Rachel here? And why did she say 'for you?'

He kept on wondering that for the next few periods, before the lunch bell finally rang.

Percy walked into the cafeteria, wondering what he would eat for lunch.

"Hey, Percy!"

He turned. Rachel was there beside him, grinning.

Percy felt like a slow, dumb cow. "Um…oh…hi…"

Something slammed into him and he almost fell over. "What…?"

An angry Annabeth appeared, whipping off the blue Yankees hat she had been wearing. "Percy, what are you doing?"

Percy stared. "Um…Annabeth…what are you doing at my school?"

"That doesn't matter," she growled. "What Are. You. Doing?"

"Um…getting a lunch to eat…I'm hungry…"

"No!" yelled Annabeth, causing several people to stare at them. "With Dare!"

Percy looked next to him, guiltily, but Rachel was nowhere to be found. "Hey! Where did she go?"

Annabeth gave him a glare. "We need to talk. Come on."

"But I want my lunch!" Percy protested.

"No, Seaweed Brain. Get over here."

Percy shrugged, then followed Annabeth to somewhere he had never seen before.

"Thalia!" called Annabeth. In a second, Thalia, Nico, and Grover all appeared.

Percy blinked. "Whoa. Where did you guys come from? I mean, uh, I never knew you all went to my school."

"We do now," growled Annabeth. "Because we're checking to see that you don't talk too much with Dare."

"But she's the Oracle!" Percy said. "She can't like any boys."

"Too bad."

"Oh. Uh…"

Annabeth gave him another glare, and he decided to shut up.

For the rest of the day, Percy was followed by Annabeth, who yelled at Rachel every time the redhead came near. Once in a while, when Annabeth needed to go somewhere else, like the bathroom, Thalia, Nico, or Grover would pop up instead, and follow Percy around.

Seriously, the son of Poseidon was starting to get a headache. Being stared at by your overzealous girlfriend does that to you.

When school ended, Percy found himself followed by Annabeth all the way home.

"Really, Annabeth," sighed Percy, exasperated, "I need to go home alone."

"All because you want to be with Rachel!" pouted Annabeth, but Percy just ignored her and walked off, leaving the daughter of Athena rather angry.

And when analytically intelligent people are angry at you, you know you're doomed.

The next day, Percy walked into his first period classroom to find Annabeth holding hands with some random guy.

"Oh, Zachariah! You're so wonderful!" Annabeth gushed.

Zachariah? What sort of name was that? Percy's eye twitched. "Erm…"

Annabeth looked up, and glanced at Percy. "Oh hi, Seaweed Brain," she said brightly. "How's your day?"

"…"

Annabeth smiled happily. "Guess what! Zachariah and I are going to be married!"

Zachariah looked disgusted, and really confused.

Percy froze in his tracks and stared at Annabeth, and she grinned triumphantly. However, that vanished off her face once Percy opened his mouth and said—

"Annabeth…sixteen year olds don't marry in the twenty-first century…"

Now her genius plan was ruined and Annabeth was very angry.

"I hate you!" she screamed, and ran out of the classroom sobbing, leaving a very confused Percy and Zachariah behind.

"So…um…" said Percy. "Wait. You're name is Zachariah?"

The other boy stared at him. "No. It's actually Joshua."

"Ah. I see."

Awkward silence.

The bell rang for first period, and Zachariah/Joshua ran off, leaving Percy standing in the middle of the classroom.

"Percy!"

Percy turned to see Rachel, again.

"Oh, hi Rachel…" he said miserably.

"What's wrong?" she asked.

"Annabeth hates me now, apparently, and—"

"Jackson! One more word from you and you're getting detention!"

Percy sighed, and turned to face the angry teacher, as the day before.

The bell rang again, signifying that first period had ended. As Percy walked out the door, he caught a glimpse of a certain blonde-haired, gray-eyed girl with owl earrings.

That certain blonde-haired, gray-eyed girl with owl earrings was also staring at him and glaring at Rachel.

Percy sighed, yet again.

This was going to be a long day.

[A/N]: Next up, "Daughter of Hades!"

Now, I'd really appreciate it if you all gave me some ideas :D

I also posted a new story, "The Anonymous: Wings of Dark Victory." If you'd all kindly go and check it out…*winks*