izuku opened the door with a huge grin on his face as tsuyu walked inside with her arm crossed. She was attacked by a hug attack from Melissa who still hasn't gone back home*
Melissa:oh my God i saw the news are you too ok?!
Tsuyu: we're fine Kero
Melissa:izuku why is you're neck red?
Izuku:tsuyu tried to strangle me
Izuku said chuckling as he closed the door getting a sense of relief hearing the mechanics of the new door closing so no one could come inside*
Tsuyu: can't believe that's why you paid so much Kero
Izuku:it was a car that could transform in to a motorcycle how is that not cool?!
Melissa:i have to agree after all that's why I showed it to him
Tsuyu:...you ...what? Kero
Melissa flinched as she slapped her mouth looking down scared she glanced at izuku for some sort of salvation then a memory appeared on her face"
Melissa:h...hey! Look at it this way at least he did it now and not in the wedding like he wanted to do!
Izuku:. . . .oh you bitch
Izuku said looking at the smirking Melissa. His eyes then shifted nervously at a angry tsuyu who's was glaring at him*
Tsuyu:it's a good thing he didn't since there wouldn't be a honey moon since he would be dead do i make myself clear izuku Kero?
Izuku:c..cristal my love why don't i just make us some tea to calm down?
Izuku limbed as fast as he could to the kitchen since on of the things that was lost with mutt was his cane. And more important then that tsuyu's video game that tsuyu hasn't noticed yet so izuku needs to put her in maximum calmness before she...*
Tsuyu:also you're gonna pay for me losing my video game Kero
Izuku:...crap... Yes love Whatever loves wants
Tsuyu:don't you use American dad on me Kero
Izuku:fuck! Melissa i hate you for giving her the complete series
Melissa;hey she needed some protection from all you're references
Before any more banter could be had the sounds of keys entering the door was heard they gave keys to all there loved ones so there was no fear only mild curiousity when the door was slammed opened in came Mitsuki, Masaru, inko. All of them holding folders, they ignored the younger adults and placed all the folders on the table*
Izuku:ok I'll bite what is all that?
Inko:oh the wedding plans. Cakes, venue, sitting, floral presentation etc.
Tsuyu:why? There's only going to be 16-20 people we want a small wedding Kero
Inko;out of curiosity who is going to come?
Izuku:you, other mom, dad, kaina, uncle Masaru, aunty Mitsuki, Marinette, Chloe, Melissa, eri, a pimp named slickback, lucky, bucky, RKO, and maybe momo and kyoka depending how the act until then
Inko glanced at tsuyu with concern*
Inko:tsuyu what about you're family?
Tsuyu:...my father is an absolutely no, my siblings haven't chances of coming are low if they keep acting the way they do to izuku, and my mother? She's a maybe I'll think about it later Kero
Izuku grabbed tsuyu's hand and kissed it for support, she said it smoothly but izuku could tell how hard it was for her to not invite most of her blood family*
Izuku:still is a small wedding mother is all of this necessary?
Inko:we understand that but even a small wedding needs to be planned like when are you doing it
Izuku:December
Tsuyu:i always wanted a nice snowy wedding Kero
Inko;ok how about venue?
Izuku:Chloe would kill us if we did it anywhere else except her family hotel so there. It's a beautiful place we've been a few times the penthouse would be perfect
Tsuyu:and price can't be beat since Chloe is going to make it her present Kero
Izuku:one of her presents
Tsuyu: wouldn't be surprised if we fly to our honeymoon in a private jet kero
Izuku snorted at that while Melissa was busy making calls in the background*
Melissa"if anyone is giving her a private jet it's going to be me!"
Inko:fine what about music? And please don't say speed metal
Izuku:of course not, i won the coin toss our first dance will be la bohemia song by concha Buika
Mitsuki:...please go with the speed metal
Izuku:hey!!
Inko;ignore her what about the cake?
Tsuyu:we would like a strawberry cheesecake Kero
Inko:ok so you have the big things down tsuyu come with us so we can discuss the little things
Tsuyu:what about izuku Kero
Inko:well giving that Luna is finally free he is going to need to buy a new car
Tsuyu:...ok who else knew about Luna?
Izuku:...don't be mad...pretty much everyone
Tsuyu:...
Izuku:. . .i love you?
Izuku squeaked trying his hardest not to laugh, tsuyu just sighed as a tired smiled appeared on her face*
Tsuyu;fine I'll let it slide this time, Melissa go with him and make sure he gets a safe car this time
Izuku:safe and big enough to fit a child on the back
Masaru:you mean Eri right?
Izuku:...Eri and maybe more
Izuku said in a hopeful tone. Tsuyu's eyes widen as she looked at izuku both with blushes growing on there faces making the rest of them laugh, as Melissa Threw izuku's his emergency cane as they both left the home*
Scene change
We see izuku and Melissa on the dealership looking at cars, not one really catching there interest. Izuku glancing around he completely froze as he grabbed Melissa's wrist*
Melisa:yes?
Izuku pointed forward, Melissa looked and also froze, there engineer brains going on over time, salivating in the mouth seeing the magnificent beast that laid before them*
Melissa;you know tsuyu will kill you if you buy that
Izuku:but could we live with ourself if we didn't?
Melissa:...there's a reason we're best friends isn't there?
Izuku:and also a reason why you're going to be my best woman
Both started to grin. The two of them only need to glanced at each other once to know that they couldn't buy anything else*
Hours later
Scene change
Tsuyu and the others finished talking about the small details for the day and we're just outside sitting and enjoying a soft tea when there drinks started to tremble.*
???:'There she go Shakin' that ass on the flo' Bumpin' and grindin' that pole The way she's grindin' that pole I think I'm losin' control
Masaru:the hell? Where is that coming from?
It confuses them until they looked up and there eyes went wide as a car was coming blasting music at high volume, the car was jumping with the beat of the song as it got closer to them*
Car:Get buzzed, get drunk, get crunk, get fucked up
Hit the strip club, don't forget the ones, get your dick rubbed
Get fucked, get sucked, get wasted, shit faceted
Pasted, plastered, puke drink, throw up
Get a new drink, hit the bathroom sink, throw up
Wipe your shoe clean, got a routine goin'
Inko:honestly what kind of person would buy a car like that?
Tsuyu:...why do i have a bad feeling Kero
Car:Still got a few chunks on them shoestrings showin'
I was dehydrated, till the beat vibrated
I was revived as soon as this bitch gyrated
Them hips and licked them lips and that was it
I had to get Nate Dogg in to sing some shit
The car stopped in front of them and tsuyu's fear turn in to anger so much anger that she shattered her cup. The windows slowly fell and inside they say izuku and Melissa both with black shades, there heads bopping to the music,tsuyu was looking at them with big smiles on there faces as the automatic lights turned on and they could all see there new car in all it's glory*
izuku turned the car off and got out of the car as his smile got bigger like a little kid on Christmas morning *
Izuku:honey say hello to stronghorn!!
Tsuyu:...izuku...
Izuku flinched as this was not playful anger. This was not slight anger not even moderate anger. No...this was complete anger*
Tsuyu:you can keep the car, or you can keep you're family jewels because you're not keeping both ke.ro.
Izuku gulped as he ran back inside as tsuyu slowly got up, izuku was fumbling with the keys as tsuyu slowly made her way towards the car Melissa starts to push izuku's arm making his fumble worse both feeling terrified as there froggy reaper comes ever closer*
Melissa:hurry up, hurry up HURRY UP!!!!!
Izuku:I'm trying!!!
Izuku managed to turn the car on and he slammed his feet on the petal going 0 to 90 in less the 5 seconds*
Mitsuki:...honey...
Masaru: Mitsuki our car is fine we are not getting a new one much less that one
Mitsuki:fuck no fair,
Inko:tsuyu honey where are you going?
They look and there was tsuyu turning on Luna*
Tsuyu;to follow them and make sure they get a normal ass car. Please close the door on your way out Kero
Tsuyu did a few donuts on the road before she followed the moron. Her morons*
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