[A/N]: Wow…I had so many suggestions and helpful hints…thank you to all! Especially to Leminyx, who gave me a HUGE number of ideas—I will definitely use them. And of course, I will use most of the ones that other people have suggested. Please note, though, that this story is rated K+. And since I don't want to move to rating higher, I'm not going to put anything that goes over the rating of K+. So some suggestions won't work…

But thanks to you all anyway :D

Lacey Jackson, Part II

…in which Percy sings in order to get rid of his terrors…

Once upon a time, there was a boy named Percy Jackson. He was a powerful demigod, the son of Poseidon. He was the subject of a powerful, great prophecy, and he saved the world by defeating the titans. He was amazing, he was powerful, and he even had a beautiful girlfriend, since the hero always gets the girl. And so he would have gone down in history as 'Perseus Jackson, fearless savior of the Greek gods.'

Would have.

Except, Percy Jackson wasn't completely fearless. There were many things in the world he was afraid of. Evil titan lords taking over the world, being blasted to bits by Zeus, things like that.

Including his newly found little five-year-old sister.

What? you say. How can someone be scared of a five-year-old?

If you had a demented sister who scared Nico, son of Hades, out of his wits, then you should be scared too. Very scared.

…

So currently, as Annabeth Chase was walking across the strawberry fields at Camp Half-Blood, she noticed someone hiding inside the strawberry clumps. "Percy? What are you doing here?"

"Annabeth!" Percy's frightened face popped up from the strawberries. "Thank gods, it's just you."

"Just me?" replied Annabeth, vaguely offended. "What do you mean, just me?"

"It's good," Percy whispered, suddenly looking very secretive, "that it's only you, not Nico, or…or…her."

Ah. From the events of the past few days, Annabeth knew that Nico was currently raising an army of the dead to kill Percy, and her meant that Lacey Jackson, Percy's newly found little sister, was probably trying to kill Percy in some other way.

Funny. It seemed as if there was always someone trying to kill Percy. At least Nico was also scared of Lacey.

"Oh, Percy," Annabeth sighed, sitting beside her boyfriend. "What am I going to do with you?"

"You can go and get rid of Lacey for me, and make Nico not want to kill me anymore," was the muffled response. "Got any ideas before I die?"

Annabeth flashed back to a certain event, a long time ago, which involved Percy singing and a lot of his enemies running away. An inkling of an idea began to form in her mind, and she smiled. "Athena always has a plan."

"That's…nice…" said Percy. "So, um, could you actually tell me what the plan is?"

"You'll see."

"I want to know now!"

"You'll see."

"Annabeth—"

But she had already ran towards the Big House. Percy was left there to blink, confused, for a moment. Then, he promptly went back to hiding in the strawberry clumps.

…

"Welcome to the Percy Jackson singing show!" Annabeth yelled brightly in to the microphone in her hand. She was standing on a stage she had set up in front of the strawberry fields, and crowds of demigods now thronged around her.

"Let's welcome our judges!" she continued happily. "First of all, we have Nico di Angelo, son of Hades!" She used her magic transporting skills and randomly made Nico appear on stage, to a lot of applause. Nico stood there, blinking in the sudden light, then turned to Annabeth angrily. "Annabeth! I was raising an army of the undead to kill Percy! What am I doing here?"

Annabeth ignored him and smiled at the audience. "Our other judge…will be—" A drumroll sounded in the speakers, and she flung her hands up in a theatrical gesture. "The one and only—LACEY JACKSON!"

"Oh, no," Nico whimpered, and tried to shadow travel away, but Annabeth had installed a special system that prevented Nico from escaping. Lacey stepped on stage, smiling at everyone cheerfully. Nico whimpered again, and tried to run away.

"And now, for the contestant!" Annabeth shouted. "I introduce you all to—PERCY JACKSON!"

"Huh?" Percy's head popped up the moment he heard his name. Sadly, it was too late to do anything as he was forcefully dragged by Annabeth on stage. Once he stepped onto the stage, immediately, Nico and Lacey looked extremely angry and murderous.

"Now, now," said Annabeth cheerfully. "Come on, you two. It won't be any fun if you kill the contestant during the show. So, Percy, are you ready to sing?"

"SING?" squeaked Percy loudly. "YOU WANT ME TO SING?"

"Calm down, Seaweed Brain," assured Annabeth soothingly, patting Percy gently on the arm. "Don't go into the hysterics when you're so young. Be calm. Yes, sing. We all know your ability to, uh, "—she cringed—"sing beautifully."

Half an hour later…

"Fine," Percy grumbled, after he had tried escaping the stage three hundred and nine times. "I'll sing."

"Yay! Good job, Percy! You have found the true meaning of life!"

"What?"

"Oh never mind," Annabeth muttered. "Okay, fine. What do you want to sing?"

"Uh…"

"Oh, whatever," Annabeth quickly cut in. "Time is running out, before Nico and Lacey kill you! Hurry! Sing!" She thrust the microphone in Percy's hands and disappeared.

"Hey," Percy grumbled. "Why does she get to disappear and I don't?"

"JUST SING!" yelled the screaming crowd of demigods below him. Yes, they were still there, after all this time.

"Um…" said Percy. "Okay…uh…lalala."

Immediately, half the crowd spontaneously combusted and the other half ran away screaming in terror.

"Okay…" mumbled Percy. "Um…" He looked around. Nico and Lacey were writhing on the floor in agony, and Lacey…disappeared and died! Yay.

"That was convenient…" muttered Percy. "Um…"

"Percy…I promise I'll never try to kill you again," gasped Nico. "If only…if only you'd stop singing…"

"Okay…" said Percy (again). "Sure…"

He cast one last confused glance around, shrugged, and walked off.

[A/N]: Wow, Percy needs some singing lessons o.O

Next up. "Child of Percy and Annabeth," since everyone seems so intent on having me write a parody on that.

I'm going to start revamping the chapters of this story, make them better written (in some cases), changing the A/Ns to make them look better, and changing the format of the stories…to make them better looking. Yep.

I've got a new story posted! It's called unsighted (yes, the u is not capitalized on purpose) and it's my story of the former Oracle of Delphi! You know, the girl who turned into a hippie mummy and was stuck in the attic for a couple of decades. Fun, y'know. Please check it out and review it? I'll love you forever…(not in that way). :D

Or I'll turn you into a fish and eat you up. This threat seems to work every time, so…you know… :P

Hey, so, I'm thinking of doing a parody of all the books, starting with The Lightning Thief, in script format. Should I put them as part of this story, or should I do them as separate stories?