Kurt, Blaine, Rachel, Puck, Quinn, Finn, Santana, Mercedes, Will
and Emma were all in the airport getting through security.
"Excuse me, sir. I'm going to have to ask you to remove your belt."
A security officer said.
"I will do no such thing! This belt is an Armani original. I will not
let you handle it." Kurt snapped.
"Sir, we need you to remove it."
"I will not do so!" Kurt spat out.
"Kurt, baby. You have to do it." Blaine said.
"I WILL NOT!" Kurt yelled.
"Kurt, come on. We are going to miss our flight." Mr. Schue said.
"Tough." Kurt spat out.
Blaine pulled Kurt outside and kissed him passionately. He let
him go.
"Can you take the belt off for me?" Blaine asked with his puppy
dog look that Kurt loved so damn much.
"Fine." Kurt said.
The rest of their airport stops were uneventful, with the exception
of Puck hitting on a security woman which got the New Directions in
trouble. Finally, they all made it to the gate and boarded the plane. Kurt
was on the window seat sitting next to Puck. Blaine was a few rows
ahead of them.
"Puck, could you change seats with Blaine?" Kurt asked.
"Why?" Puck asked.
"I want to sit next to Blaine." Kurt said.
"I'm comfortable here." Puck replied.
Kurt crossed his legs and looked at Puck angrily.
"Can't you please switch?" Kurt asked.
"You can be away from your boyfriend for a few hours, princess."
Blaine walked up to the aisle where he saw Mercedes, Puck
and Kurt.
"Hey Blaine." Mercedes said.
"Hello Mercedes. How is everything here?" Blaine asked.
"Kurt wants you to sit next to him but Puck won't let him."
"I see," Blaine said. He then leaned in closer to Puck. "Noah,
would you please allow me to sit next to my boyfriend for this flight?"
Noah let out a big fart in response.
"EWW!" Kurt shrieked.
Mercedes chuckled.
"On second thought, you should just stay seated where you are."
Blaine blew Kurt a kiss and walked away.
"You are such a Neanderthal." Kurt snapped.
"I thought you and me could spend some time together." Puck
replied.
"And why on earth would I want to do something like that?"
"I thought you me were buds."
"Not really."
Puck looked at Kurt with hurt for a second before shrugging it off.
"So did you and Blaine get it on yet?"
Kurt smacked his arm.
"That is none of your business!" Kurt yelled out.
Mercedes chuckled again.
"Did they do it, Mercedes?" Puck asked her.
"MERCEDES!" Kurt bellowed.
"No comment, Puck." Mercedes said.
"You guys totally fucked. So tell me, Kurt. Were you top or
bottom?"
"MR. SCHUE! PUCK IS BEING INAPPROPRIATE!" Kurt yelled.
"You just figured that out?" Will replied.
Kurt rolled his eyes.
"Please fasten your seatbelt." A flight attendant said.
"Oh I had to go to the bathroom. Can I still go?" Kurt asked.
Kurt stood up in his seat and started to walk through the aisle.
"I'm sorry, sir. Please wait until we are airborne." She said.
Kurt then fell onto Puck's lap.
"Damn, Kurt. I didn't know you wanted it like that." Puck said.
Kurt yelled and quickly got off of Puck and sat back in his own
seat. He shivered in agony. Puck couldn't deny the boner he had right
now. Why the hell did he have a boner?
The plane was now descending into the air. Will was holding
onto Emma's hand as planes scared her. Rachel was talking to Quinn
about Funny Girl which bored Quinn to tears. Santana was talking
about all the Italians she hoped to meet while Finn was picking his
nose. Blaine was seated next to a man who seemed to be a little too
interested in him. When they were airborne, Kurt raced to the
bathroom.
"Okay, so tell me did Kurt and Blaine do it?" Puck asked.
"My lips are sealed." Meredes replied.
"Come on, Mercedes. We all know you can't keep a secret."
Mercedes had trouble keeping a secret this was true.
"I'm not telling!" Mercedes said.
"Maybe you don't even know. Maybe Kurt didn't tell you."
"Of course he told me! Kurt tells me everything. We're best
friends!"
"Okay, so prove it."
"Kurt and Blaine had sex. Kurt topped!"
Mercedes then gasped and then closed her mouth. Damn it!
She really had to learn how to keep her mouth shut. Puck smirked
as he saw Kurt return to his seat.
"Why are you looking at me like that?" Kurt snapped.
"No reason." Puck said.
"You are such a Neanderthal." Kurt said.
"But you love me." Puck said with a smile.
"For some strange reason, yes I do." Kurt replied.
Kurt shot a quick smile at Puck before returning to his
normal bitch smirk. Puck felt happy that Kurt seemed to approve
of him. Puck, Mercedes and Kurt had a conversation for the rest of
their time in the air. Puck never mentioned anything about Kurt
having sex with Blaine which shocked Mercedes. She would have to
ask Puck why he didn't do that later. Finally, the glee gang made it to
the Italian airport. It was late at night so none of them could see much of
the town. Blaine walked up to a tourist and asked him where the
bathroom was in Italian. Kurt's jaw dropped and he pulled Blaine aside.
"You speak Italian?" Kurt asked.
Blaine nodded.
"Yeah, I took it as a class back when I was at Dalton."
Kurt crashed his lips against Blaine's passionately.
"My hotel room tonight." Kurt whispered in Blaine's ear.
Blaine smirked with satisfaction and then left to use the
bathroom. Everyone all got into a big taxi and then headed to their
hotel. Will paid the driver and then told everyone where they were
staying. Kurt and Puck, Rachel and Quinn, Blaine and Finn, Mercedes
and Santana, and Will and Emma were rooming together. Everyone
crashed into their beds immediately except for Mercedes. She walked
down the hall and knocked on Kurt and Puck's door. Puck answered it
as Kurt was asleep.
"What's up?" Puck asked.
"I'm curious, Puck. Why didn't you talk to Kurt about him having
sex with Blaine? Normally, you'd tease the hell out of him for that."
Puck looked around and then walked out into the hall with her.
"I know you have trouble keeping a secret but can you please
keep one for me? Please, it's really important that you do." Puck said.
Mercedes nodded.
"I promise, it will be just between us." Mercedes said.
"I have a crush on Kurt." Puck said.
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