Alright chapter 3 and im still going! haha :)
Well, as you may have guessed, its Sebastians turn to be tormented!

Sebastian: *Blanch* Really now, must we?

Me: Yes

Sebastian walked silently into Alois' room, pushing a cart with the master's breakfast on it, following him was Sean Swanky, dressed in a silver sequin suit, and the other cameraman. He deposited the cart beside the bed and walked over to the window.

Alois groaned as Sebastian tied the curtains back, flooding light into his face.

"What time is it?" He yawned.

"Time for you to get up." Sebastian stated simply, walking back over to the cart and picking up the breakfast tray. He placed it before Alois and took a step back.

"Today you have meetings with-"

"No one!" Alois cried, throwing an egg in Sebastians face.

"Err..." Sebastin hurried to wipe it up.

"I wanna spend the day giving you orders Sebby!" Alois giggled. Sebastian gagged inwardly.

"Very well... what would you have me do today?"

Alois tapped his finger to his lips, "First, you'll help Hanna pick all the flowers. Then you'll arrange my favorites in my room like Claude did."

"Ahh-"

"Then you'll tend to the dinner preperations before you bring the stationary samples for the ball next week, then youll serve lunch and be back to cleaning the entire mansion!" Alois cried, throwing his arms up.

Sebastian just stared...

"Ooh, the silent treatment!" Sean grinned from a corner of the room."

"No." was all Sebastian said before turning around and leaving the room. Where was the garden again.

Sean and the cameraman ran out after him, leaving Alois to eat breakfast alone.

"Hmmph, that wasn't any fun." He griped.

Sebastian sighed and wiped the perspiration off his neck. He and Hanna had been working in the garden, throwing tons of flowers into baskets, for an hour now.

Normally, this would have only taken a few minutes.

Normally, he'd be at home and there wouldn't be many flowers anyway.

And normally, he wouldn't have Alois or Sean Swanky breathing down his neck!

"Ooh your sweaty!" Alois crooned.

"And your slowing down!" Sean sang

Hanna giggled. Poor Sebastian.

Alois dragged a finger down Sebastian's exposed neck.

"Those clothes are whats giving you problems Sebby. When your done come to my room. I hhave something that might help." Then Alois skipped off, taking a bluebell with him and pinning it in his hair and laughing the whole way.

Sebbastian shuddered. Hanna cringed. Had Alois been through her stuff again?

Sebastian pushed the giant cartload of bluebells towards Alois Trancy's room.

"Urrgh!" Climbing up an incline was not easy. Especially today.

Sebastian in no way wanted to be doing this anyway.

Finally, he reached the large door and pushed it open.

"Here are the flowers you requested young mas-ter?" Alois Trancy held something small on a silver hanger at the other end of the room.

"hi there Sebby!"

"Young master, what is that your holding?" Sebastian asked nervously.

"Oh this?" Alois smiled holding it up on the silver hanger higher for his Sebby to see, "It's your new uniform!"

"Ack!" Sebastian fosilized, then ran down the hall, only to be dragged back by the other servants and followed by our camera crew.

"Noooooooooo!" Came the shout as they dragged him inside the room!

Two hours later, after much struggling, fighting, and epic demon battling... not to mention dressing and grooming while being held down when he lost...

Sebastian Michaelis emerged from the head of the Trancy family's room wearing...

A french maid outfit. A short skirt that reached mid-thigh and tiny bodice that wrapped tightly across his chest, accompanied by a tiny lace apron and a plate shaped maid cap with a red bow attached on his head. He wore black high heeled shoes and a black garter (I actually own a french maid costume ((do not ask!...)) and apparantly they include those things... hahaha im sorry Sebastian!) hung low on his leg.

To make matters worse his hair was brushed back, red lip stick was applied, and he'd had touches of rouge and eye shadow applied.

All in all... he looked... okay, he looked like Sebastian as a maid... there was no other way to describe it.

Sebastian was red in the face, a sweat drop running down the side of his head.

"Go away!" He screamed when the camera caught sight of him.

He ran down the hall and jumped off the stairs, landing on the first floor below.

"Get back here Sebby! I wanna get pictures!" Alois screamed from afar.

"Ack!" Sebastian started running tp the kitchen. He slammed open the door to the basement and closed it again. Then he hid inside the empty cupboard he'd found while making breakfast.

What he didn't know was that Sean and his cameraman had been filming that and so of course it was the first place they looked.

"Found him!" Sean sang out the door. Alois gave a jubilant cry of laughter and the pounding of feet could be heard.

Sebastian squeaked and started working frantically to get out. Maybe if he hid in the basement he could sneak out later.

He was almost out when he felt a tug on the apron.

"Oh no!" It was tangeled up on a nail! Sebastian started pulling desperatly but it wouldn't budge, he couldn't even rip the strings!

"What the hell is this stuff made of?" Sebastian hissed.

"Whatever you want it to be Sebby!" Alois hung his arms around sebastians neck.

"Ack!" Sebastian tried to climb back inside the cupboard, but Hanna and Thompson grabbed him by the arms while Canterbury worked the apron free. Then they dragged him to the middle where Alois had him pose for the cameras. Alois and Hanna snapped furiously, while the cameraman zoomed in and out as he looked him up and down.

"Leg higher Sebby!" Alois shouted.

"Put more attitude in it!" Sean cried.

"Throw the shoulder out!"

"Look high and mighty! Like you wanna ask 'em out but you want them to ask you first!"

"Pucker more!"

"Open your eyes!"

"Straighten up!"

"Stop edging toward the door!"

"Work those heels!"

"Come back here! That's an order!" Alois screamed. Sebastian, halfway to the door, stopped running, instead tripping over himself and hitting the wall by the door.

"Ow." He pealed his face off and limped back into the kitchen. He stood before Alois and straightened up.

"Good boy!" Alois giggled. "Now, back to work!"

Dinner cooked, flowers hanging in Alois's room, stationary delivered to Alois in his study, and lunch served to the whole house.

Sebastian stood in the great hall sweeping. His heels clicking with every step.

"The heels I can live with." He mumbled, "But the dress is too airy."

"Reeaallly?" Sean hung his arm on Sebastian all of a sudden. The cameraman stood a few steps a way, taking another when he saw the murderous look on Sebastian's face.

"Yes." Sebastian hissed. Then he threw the annoying TV host off and kept sweeping.

"Your no fun Sebby." Sean taunted.

FWISH! The broom handle was next to Sean's neck. The man swallowed.

"And you are annoying Swanky." Sebastian's eyes turned bright red, sparkling in the dark. Then they turned back to auburn as Sebastian looked like he was concentrating on the man before him. "Swanky... hey weren't you the host of "Curry Contest"? The one were people threw hot burning curry at eachother while trying to cook curry? And if they won or lost they'd get dunked in curry?"

"Yep!" Swanky looked proud.

"Pff." Sebastian scoffed, "Nice going with that train wreck." Sebastian turned and kept sweeping, laughing the whole way.

"Chip, I'm taking a break." Sean sneered, getting up and walking away. Chip just shrugged, fine by him.

Sebastian helped Alois to bed. Taking his day clothes off and the nightshirt on.

Alois giggled, "You look great in your uniform."

Sebastian remained silent, but he did tie the string around the neck a little tighter.

"And just think, I'll have a whole new list for you tommorow!" Alois fell back on the bed in a fit of laughter.

"Wonderful young mas-" The pillow connected with the butler-er-maid's face.

"Call me Your Highness." Alois demanded.

Sebastian sighed, "Yes your highness."

"Goodie!" Alois laughed. "Now, stay with me until I fall asleep."

"But I still-"

"SEBBY!" Alois cried.

"Yes your highness!" Sebastian cried in desperation, running to the bed and sitting on the side.

"Good Sebby." Alois smiled, closing his eyes and falling asleep.

A long ways away, (Phantomhiove manor!)

Ciel, Claude, Bard, Meyrin, and Finny sat on a dark blue plush couch with Soma and Agni watching a big black TV on the floor.

Ciel had been sipping tea, but spit it all out when Sebastian walked out in the maid's outfit.

"SPPPPT!"

"Your highness!" Claude wiped his glasses clean of tea, "Please refrain from-"

"Shutup! What the hell is he wearing?" Ciel cried.

"Well it really fits his err... personality." Bard grinned.

Finny and Meyrin just remained silent.

But all of them besides Claude and Ciel burst out laughing when Sebastian face-planted the wall trying to run.

"Thank you and Good night my loyal viewers!" Sean smiled when it ended, "And now that you've seen both our Butlers, you can vote (a.n. REVIEW) who you think should win! And what the young masters could do to TORTURE-er-mess with our two favorite butlers." Sean smiled.

"Finny!" Ciel cried, "Go get the computer!"

"You know Agni, this is alot better than the last show he was on."

"Yeah, and I can enjoy curry without wincing at the memory of the burn scars." Agni smiled.