"Hey, Ix." Konatsu waved down the girl down the hall. She smiled and walked over.

"Hello there, do you need something?" She asked them. Alright, today was the plan, to infiltrate Tea Party time and get deets on the Misfits!

"Yeah, we're just wondering if you'd finally narrowed down your choice on who to seduce." Azuki asked from behind her. "We know you want to date everyone and all, but there's got to be someone special on top, right?"

"Well I do have someone in mind at the top, but I'd rather not say in a hallway, they might overhear." She blushed, ha, like the succubus cared about if he heard or not, she said she liked everyone every day … except Valac.

"Come on, you can tell us, we went through so much at the Harvest Festival. We can tell you ours, you know, in a meeting of sorts." Laying it on thick Haruno, not everyone was as dense as Midoriya.

"Well, I guess it wouldn't hurt to talk about him at least." Oh, so it was a guy. "We share the same class, but I'm not sure if he's into me. I don't think I've grabbed his attention enough, and someone else has grabbed it before I could."

"That's rough." Konatsu admitted. "But don't worry, in the name of us girls, we'll help you grab that guy, no matter what." The power of sisters over misters.

"Don't think I don't know, you just want to know who's available in the Misfits." Great, she did have brains in that head of hers "Don't worry, I'll help. After all, like Izuku says, the more, the merrier."

"Thank you Midoriya!" Haruno shouted before looking and noticing a blond mop of hair leave the hall. "Oh, and there goes Shax, the least cute guy in the Misfits."

"WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU BITCH!?"

They all jumped back, not understanding what the problem was. "It's just, well, he took us on a Sabbath." Konatsu admitted. "He kept trying to flirt with us but all his lines were just terribly ripped out of a book."

"In the end only Dosanko wanted him." Azuki admitted. "We followed the other three, Sabnock, Andro, and Allocer." Haruno didn't exactly like the guy, but damn if he didn't know the right things to say to a lady. Luckily Konatsu got to keep the hunk with brains before she fell for sir Goemon, her brave and powerful samurai.

"I see...I should call tea time now….It seems there's something WE ALL need to discuss." Ix dragged Haruno by her horns as she dialed her hellphone.

"Is this a good sign or a bad sign?" Azuki asked her.

"It's a sign. I can tell you that much."

"Does anyone remember when this woman was so scary? I always remembered her being really sweet?" Poor Haruno … all women were scary deep down. Oh well, they had an in now. Sacrifices had to be made after all.

"Alright, operation 'Asking a lady out' is now in session!" Lied Shax spoke, a large chalkboard behind him. "Any questions before we start?"

"Where would you get a chalkboard if Clara wasn't here?"

"Why do you think we're a good source of information?"

"Why did I stay behind, it was a mistake."

"I brought my own, you're the only guys I know, and I also made snacks!" He answered without a second thought. Schneider stayed behind because he was curious to see how it went … also he was winning that bet for 'Lied X Elizabetta'. "Now, since we're all friends here, it is your job, nay, your absolute duty to help me get together with Elizabetta before anyone else does!"

"Oh, so you have a crush on her eh?" Jazz asked with a smirk, causing the boy to blush.

"I mean, it's just, she's cute but, all girls are cute but, when I think about her my heart beats really fast and …" Lied Shax, you are the embodiment of unsubtle. "Look, I just need the chance for her to notice me before the other guy she likes swoops in!"

"You do realize you're talking about the girl that literally wants to date everyone at school, right?" Alice Asmodeus rolled his eyes. "I'm sure all you need to do is say you want to date her and she'll say yes.

"... What do you mean, date everyone?" Lied Shax asked with a tilt of a head.

"Actually you mentioned that earlier but I never commented on it." Izuku also agreed.

"Gaako told me all about it. Apparently that's her ambition. She takes love so seriously that she wants to share it with everyone. She thinks everyone is husband material."... Schneider blushed and turned his head, many boys followed.

"Oh lovely Elizabetta, your beauty grows every day!" Kamui Caim shouted into the air, clearly not one of those boys.

"Then I just have to be the best and act first!" Lied Shax shouted, unscathed for the most part other than looking flushed. "Alright then, any ideas are on the table!"

"Ask her to go to the water park with you?" Izuku suggested. "That's what me and Ameri did."

"... Dude, I had no idea you were that much of a pervert. Swimsuits on the first date, seriously?" Lied Shax asked.

"She asked me out, I said yes." Izuku said annoyed.

"Oh, so the school president is a pervert, I see." Goemon Garp nodded their head.

"What, no she's not!"

"Izuku, it was a water park for the first date." Alice Asmodeus spoke up. "Clearly someone there is a pervert."

"It's bad enough for everyone to assume I'm a furry, I'm not going to let you insult her like that too!"

"Fine fine, we'll move on to someone else!" Lied Shax shouted. "What about you Asmodeus, you're in a relationship."

"Have dinner with her for a year before meeting their parents and asking them for permission to continue dating."

"... But you haven't-"

"My mother is an exception, the less she meets anyone the better."

"How is it that the guys actually in a relationship are the least helpful!?"

"Oh, I'm not in...actually...I'm not sure what I am with Ameri now.." Izuku looked contemplative. "I thought about it, and I said I'd wait till later in my school life, but we've practically been dating all year and that was me assuming she was just a friend...does that mean dating her officially would be no different? I'm comfortable and enjoy her company…" Izuku began his legendary ramble. Godspeed, Young Midoriya.

"And Gaako was the one that approached me, not the other way around." Alice Asmodeus continued, letting him ramble, probably used to it. "Unfortunately, you probably don't have that luxury considering she's interested in everyone."

"Alright, what about shopping? Girls like that right?" Jazz ignorantly spoke up.

"No, you fool! You can't bring a woman to their own territory! Their divine ground upon which grants them almighty authority!" Schneider spoke up. "They have absolute power there, making you pay, asking you questions that shake your soul, and eventually dragging your arms into the depths of lifting despair, before all that's left is a shell a vampire has drained of all its blood." They stared at him. "... So says a friend of mine."

"Dude, we know you're dating Furcus-sensei's daughter already. No need to hide anymore." Jazz patted him on the back. Right, of course, it was Fucrus-sensei's daughter who took him there … let them believe that.

"The fair lady Ix is already sweet, and she's only grown more beautiful throughout the year." Goemon Garp summarized. "She just may be too out of your league by this point."

"No, don't give up!" Izuku shouted, bringing on a speech. "She is sweet, that's why she won't just ditch you. You have as much a chance as anyone else." Lied Shax suddenly took a dark look at that.

"You're right … everyone has a chance, don't they … and we need to bring that into question." And now he REALLY regrets staying.

Kerori gently took a sip of tea, the mood of the room tenser than usual as they waited on Ameri and Nafra to arrive. Clara was oblivious as usual, but Gaako and Eiko took seats farther than usual from Elizabetta, who looked semi murderous, which was weird considering it was Eiko that usually looked like she wanted to kill Clara. "So...new members to the cult?" She pointed to the three new girls in the room.

"Depends if they breathe afterwards." Well that was concerning, especially considering how they looked like they were going to bolt from the room everyone second.

"Yay, new play friends!" Clara shouted, once again not understanding the implications.

The door, thankfully, slid open. "Sorry, was busy denying a new wing that would have cost far too much-" Ameri quickly quieted at the mood of the room. "... Did someone get rejected?"

"Nagayo?"

"Elzabetta invited these girls for tea time." Eiko shrugged. "From what I gather, one of them said something stupid and they're about to die, or something like that."

"Is..is this really something that happens all the time?" The one called Azuki trembled.

"Half the time." Gaako shrugged. "The other half someone brings in a weird object that causes shenanigans of immensely weird scenarios." That gender bending cracker would haunt her till the end of her days.

"Fortunately, none of us have decided to raid Izuku's private experiments this time around, so I think we'll be good this time." Kerori shrugged. "The last thing we need is another truth telling gas."

"Oh, I can make-" Clara started.

"NO!" She, Eiko, Gaako, and Ameri all shouted at once.

"Aww, no fun." The girl went back to drawing.

"Nevermind that, these girls have mentioned that Lied has been taking some of the Misfits on the Sabbath." Elizabetta spoke with a dark glint in her eyes. "I need to know which one of these hussies he likes so I know who to drop into a ravine after running them over."

"Look, isn't this a little too far to go for someone like Shax?" Haruno asked tentatively. "I mean, I guess he's kinda cute, but he's just so lame and desperate and sad…" The progressive dark energy got her to shut up.

"Besides, there's plenty of other Misfits." Azuki spoke. "Mostly because he keeps trying to flirt with everyone. Seriously, he thinks just because you act nice to a girl they're interested in you."

"..." The group turned to Clara and Eiko. "What, Izuku-kins the first person to ever play with me!"

"And he acted like a hero for the first time by saving me! That's gotta mean something!" Eiko continued. "Besides, we're Nakama now, so I'm more than just a friend."

Konatsu shrugged. "Whatever, I guess it's just a taste thing. Unless you're Dosanko." The trio shivered, and rightfully so. "Whenever we do a Sabbath she takes whoever isn't taken, it's desperate. Almost as much as Shax."

"I am two seconds away from murdering you all." Elizabetta spoke in a way that could even get Mamadoriya to shiver.

"Okay, let's switch topics, when did you start liking Lied like that, Elizabetta?" Kerori totally understood the desire to kill somebody, but she didn't feel like dealing with bloodstains today.

"Always." She shrugged. "By the time school started he was Potential Husband Four, then he's been working up past everyone else to one. Then the Harvest Festival changed my mind to make him Husband One." … Not going to touch that polyamory with a ten foot pole

"As long as you keep away from Izzy-kun, I'll support you all the way, Eliza." Ameri looked partially... flighty...dainty...whatever the look was, she was smiling like a goof. "Ah, Izzy-kun…"

"Nagayo." Nafra spoke, getting the girl out of her daydream.

"So you told him right?" Gaako asked.

"Yes, and as I learned during the Music Festival, he likes some hussy who's into another person. And you three are going to tell me who, because I know for sure that Dosanko can't seduce anything."

"Oooh, that's why she's so insistent on seducing the Love Bunny." Azuki shrugged. "Anyways, we don't know. Every girl he's invited to the Sabbath either ignores him or asks him if One For All is coming. No one goes for the sidekick." Even Kerori had to admit that was harsh.

"How many … girls has he …" Eiko gently asked.

"Twelve." … Ouch.

"If I don't do something soon, he'll end up emotionally scarred like Little Brother Number 1."They stared at Elizabetta. "... That was out loud wasn't it?" Yes, yes it was.

"Already emotionally scarred. Orobas messed with us during the Harvest Festival." Eiko shrugged. "Trauma magic is a bitch."

"Wait, do you know-"

"Took a sibling oath, if I tell he's going to post one embarrassing thing about me online, and in return he can't tell Izu about my shrine, or it's one embarrassing thing for him."

"We know you want a three way with Izuku and Ameri, don't deny it now." Gaako rolled her eyes.

"No, this is something I haven't even admitted to you." Gaako blinked in confusion on that one.

"But I've known you since you were three."

"There's some things about me that would shock even you. I haven't even told you about how my aunt actually went to space, numerous times in fact, or was it another dimension? Either way, she's flown across the stars more than once."

"... Starting to believe my dad's claim about surviving a black hole a little more." THE FUCK KIND OF FAMILY DID THEY HAVE!?

"This is so much fun!" Haruna said in glee, despite Elizabetta still giving her the evil eye. "So is Midoriya available...or is Picero up for dinner or something?"

"If you want Midoriya you're going to have to deal with Valacsaurous, Mad Oni, and the Madame President." Kerori deadpanned at the three girls looking at Haruna with absolute evil.

"... Picero it is, I'll ask him later."

Azuki didn't look phased, leaning towards Eiko. "So….is there room for that three-way to become four?"...really? "I'm turned on by bad boys and danger."

"You'd have a better chance joining Gaako and Azz." Eiko spoke without missing a beat.

"Lord Garp, here I come." Yeah, that seemed like a safe call.

"Order! The Court case of 'spending too much time with Ne-san' is now in order!" Lied bangged a gavel on the desk. "Prosecution Asmodeus, you may start us off."

"Why am I psecution?"

"You spend the least amount of time with us in general. Also you get to hang humiliating signs over your classmates."

"I think this is the start of a beautiful friendship." Asmodeus accepted with a smirk. "Alright, first to the stand, Izuku Midoriya."

"Azz, I thought I could trust you!" The honor student screamed, dragged onto the makeshift court.

"The quicker we begin, the faster we can leave. If we don't nip the big one right off the bat we'll be here all day."

"Why do we even have this stuff?" Schneider asked. "I doubt you brought this home."

"It was in the closet actually." Jazz spoke. "Must have been whatever the old Demon King got up to." That made way too much sense.

"You have been accused of being seduced by multiple women, a hug from Elizabetta, and being a target of her love, along with being treated as Otou! How do you plead?" Lied started.

"Okay, first of all, I've only JUST realized girls actually can like me as more than just a friend." Okay, that was a pretty good point, the guy was as dense as a rock. "And ever since the Music Festival, she's been referring to me as 'little brother' number 1'."

"So you admit to the claim of being treated as Otou!"

"Doesn't that mean she doesn't like me romantically?"

"Unless you're into incest." … Everyone turned to Purson. "What, this class is insane enough that SOMEONE was bound to end up like that."

"Okay, I'm just going to say this once, so sorry if I sound blunt and rude, but FUCK you guys, I'm still debating whether or not I want a relationship at all, so stop putting so much pressure on me and screw off!"

"... We'll label you on case for later." Lied admitted, the sign placed onto the boy as he was sent to the jury. "Next up, Sabro!"

"Oh, I'm going to have sooo much fun here." Asmodeus grinned. "Obviously he's guilty, so I should administer his punishment right now." He readied a fist full of fire.

"Hey, hey, hey! Isn't it innocent until proven guilty!"

"Our main objection is you cuddling Nee-san in the performance, you had her in your lap and everything!" Lied shouted.

"It was my part of greedy prince. I'm the only one big enough to do her like that." Sabro complained.

"Sabro." Izuku started. "I think this whole thing is stupid, but even I know your worrding just there was awful."

Lied banged his gavel. "If it's obvious enough for the green bean to notice, then your guilt is undeniable! Asmodeus, give him the sign!" The representative did so, labeling Sabro as 'greedy perv' before punching him in the gut.

"Always … the fucking … gut." Sabro whined as he got off. "Going to have bruised intestines at this rate."

"Next onto the stand, Soi Purson!"

"Why am I here?"

"You were on stage dancing with her, you clearly have a thing with how much you smiled."

"It was an emotional release, I let my feelings out so I could play and sing and dance with a cute girl like her, you moron."

"Did you just call her cute!?" Lied shouted.

"Okay maybe this court isn't as stupid as I thought, just stupid to acuse me." Izuku muttered.

"I admit, when I was on stage, I felt a spark between us…" Azz readied the sign, but Soi disappeared. "..Not today suckers, you'll never catch me!"

"... To do later, more cases! Up next, Kamui Caim!"

"Guilty!" Every single person there spoke in usion.

"Oh so you actually plead guilty, half the signs then."

"Oh come on! You're just being a dick now!" Schieder complained.

"Like your one to talk to, ! You've been a secret ladies man this entire time and try to hide it from us! You don't have Izuku's density to save you here!"

"I … have no clue what you're talking about." Schneider looked away.

"Yeah, he's already dating Fulcras's Daughter." Jazz spoke.

"Then explain why he took all four girls during the Sabbath!" He released photos from the last sabbath he went to. "And keep in mind, these are all from AFTER we learned of his 'girlfriend'.

"...SHE DUMPED ME, ALRIGHT! MY SOULMATE LEFT ME OUT TO DRY AND I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FILL THE VOID! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW! DOES MY SORROW PLEASE YOU, YOU SICK MADMAN!?" The scholar cried from his stand, Goemon and Jazz leading him away.

"Lied, I think you should stop before you emotionally cripple us even more." Izuku pleaded

"Yeah going to admit, I wasn't expecting that one to hit." Lied admitted. "But all these guys are interested in Elizabetta … so many great things … she noticed them all didn't she?"

"Lied, I'm going to be completely honest with you, as someone who apparently has had three girls liking him this entire time….I'm sick of your crap. I'm sick of hearing you whine and complain how unfair it is." Izuku deadpanned. "I..I'm sorry, I can't deal with this, I'm out. I'm done for today. Azz, let's leave before I decide burning down the room is a good idea." Asmodeus followed the boy, leaving Lied to just rest down … maybe it was for the best. Just stop complaining and trying …

"Hello?" The voice of an angel called from out of the room.

Elizabetta walked into … a courtroom? All she knew was she was making her way back to class with PCA and Valac, before LB1 and PH3 burst out of the room, the former grumbling as they walked away. "This is why ignorance is bliss. Want to head to the forest and burn some beasts for dinner? I need something to vent a little steam."

"Sounds like fun." PH3 nodded before both boys headed out of Royal One.

"Oh, I'm coming too Izuku-kins, let's destroy the forest together!" Valac laughed, running after them. Must be a nightmare for environmentalists.

"... Not going to touch that, I'll take my chances with the court." Kerori stated.

"Oh, ah..Elizabetta, you're here!" H1 shook nervously, tossing away the gable he had in his hand. "I..ah...was seeing if I could be a judge in the future...turns out I can't." He shrugged, tipping over the prosecution stand.

"I see, well it's nice to hear you expanding your horizons." Elizabetta spoke honestly. She was a bit curious about the board, but it was whipped clean. "What did you try and solve a dispute about?" She asked him.

"Ah...uh…" He looked to everyone else, who all glared at him before pelting him with signs they had around their necks. "How much of Asmodeus's douchiness has rubbed off on everyone. I think he's a bad influence on Izuku. He needs to learn to start cursing less."

"Nah, I doubt it's a problem." Kerori spoke. "If anything it just makes his violent outbursts better. Also he's a lot less skittish than he was before." Oh yes, she remembered how nervous he was on the first day.

"Well at the very least he's not rubbing off on you, is he?" She asked as she leaned closer, letting him see her chest from a top view better. The boy responded by looking away, flustered. Cute.

"No, not at all. I just need to get going soon. My sister wants me home for a phone call with my folks." Phone call...there was an idea there.

"Oh, sounds nice. Here, let me see your phone for a second." The boy twitched in confusion, but otherwise complied immediately. With a few typings, she had what she needed. Ameri, your advice works wonders. "Here, I've added my number to your contacts. That way we can talk whenever you want."

"Oh, um, thanks." He spoke, looking down at his phone in wonder. He mumbled something she couldn't quite make out before looking back up. "Thanks um, gotta go, bye." He waved, running out. Strange, he seemed a lot more nervous than usual.

"Did I say something wrong?" She asked the students there, who all just stared at the door.

"... He's so obsessed with everything he's learned about her he's become another Izuku …" Jazz muttered with a hint of despair. "Hey, you like him, right, like, like him-like him?"

"Of course!" He was H1 after all.

"Then just cut straight to the point and say it to his face." Schneider shouted, almost annoyed.

"But I've been saying I like him since he asked."

"Is..is that all you've been saying, like, nothing more than that?" Picero rolled his pretty eyes

"If you like someone it obviously means you want to drag them into a room and do them." Care is platonic, liking is intimate.

Jazz looked at her weirdly, as did the rest of the class. "...You're as dense as Izuku." Well that was rude, she felt she could get a clue.