~Chapter Start~

Naruto couldn't recall actually getting to know Sasuke and Sakura on a personal level. She hoped that they were kinder than they seemed to be at first glance.

They had been waiting for their sensei for hours already, when a silver haired ninja appeared with a headband covering his left eye and a black mask covering his face, "You Team 7?"

"Yep. You Kakashi Hatake?" Naruto asked.

"Yep. Meet me on the roof." With that, he disappeared in a swirl of wind and leaves.

~Roof~

Naruto sat down on the concrete and smiled at her team, "Hey. Since we're gonna be on a team we should work together, do you guys wanna be friends?"

"With you? No way, blindy!" Naruto took offense to that. She was blind, but the way Sakura said it was hurtful.

"Whatever, FLAT-CHEST!" Naruto turned her head in the directiion where Sasuke was, "How about about you?"

"You are inferior to me and not strong enough to be considered anything but a speck of dust to me." He scoffed.

"Excuse me, but there's something I'm unaware of."

"What?" Sasuke asked.

"EXACTLY WHO DIED AND MADE YOUR SORRY ASS THE ALMIGHTY KAMI!" Naruto yelled. She already had started to feel hatred for her team and she felt oddly stressed.

"Calm down everyone, there's no need to become angry with anyone." Kakashi said.

"Says the dumbass cyclops who's never been on time for anything a day in his life." She didn't know why she was reacting so hotly to her teammates and sensei, but they deserved it. She'd have to do that more often. Screw the mask of happiness I've been holding up all these years. I'm tired of it. And fucking pissed.

"Introductions with your likes, dislikes, hobbies, and dream for the future." Kakashi said, interrupting Naruto's negative train of thought.

"How about you go first sensei?" Sakura asked.
"No. Blondie?"

"My name is Uzumaki Naruto. I like Hin-chan, Hisa-nee, and my other friends. I dislike the normal stuff ninjas dislikes and my teammates. My hobbies are training and other stuff that really isn't your damn business, and my dream for the future is to become Hokage and kick all your asses."

"That was pleasant." Kakashi said sarcastically. "Pinky, go do whatever pinkettes do."

"MY name is Sakura. I like..." She blushed and looked at Sasuke, "I dislike annoying blondes that don't know their place like Ino and Naruto. My hobbies..." she giggled perversely, "My dream...she once agin looked at Sasuke.

"Well you're pathetic." Naruto said. "Can I guess Sasuke's? Pleeeeeeeeeease?"
Kakashi nodded.

Naruto lowered her voice a bit as she spoke, "My name is Uchiha Sasuke. I like training, being an emo, and pretending to be Kami himself. I dislike Everyone in the world except myself because I'm a nacisstic, superficial, jackass and I jack off while looking in a mirror. My hobbies are training and the activity that involves a mirror that I just mentioned. My dream for the future is to kill my brother because he ate the last Klondike bar and put Hannah Montana on all my Paramore CDs."

Sasuke and Sakura were fuming while her sensei struggled to hold back tears of laughter, "Wrong! My name is Uchiha Sasuke. I like training. I dislike fangirls, and pretty much everything and everyone. My hobbies are training. My dream for the future is to kill my brother and restore my clan."

"Naruto was almost spot-on, you realize that don't you?" Kakashi asked his student, not happy.

"Sensei, I did my introduction and that is the end of it." Sasuke stated.

Everyone then proceeded to go their separate ways and Naruto found Hisa and told her about her day, "Let's go." The went to the Hokage's Mansion and marched to his office, "Jiji, explain yourself about Naruto's team arrangements." Hisa said firmly.

"I'm not changing the arrangements and that's final." The Sandaime's tone had an undertone of finality.

"Why the hell not?" Naruto asked.

The Sandaime Hokage then proceeded to tell them the story of the team arrangements.

~Flashback~


The council was once again bitching about the last Uchiha and his team, as he had just became Genin.

"He must be put on a team with one of the Kyuubi brats! They would make strong children and also a new bloodline for the Uchiha Clan!"

Sarutobi sighed inwardly. "I see, but for me that is not enough reason for one of them to be put on his team. And if so, which one?"

Just then, Kakashi burst through the doors, "Hokage-Sama, I would like to request Uzumaki Naruto, Uzumaki Hisa, and Uchiha Sasuke on my team."

Then came Kurenai, "I would to request Uzumaki Naruto and Uzumaki Hisa on my team."

"Oh Joy." he mumbled. "I see..." he thought about for a moment. He didn't like the Uchiha boy's attitude, but Naruto was known for her way of changing people for the better, "Uzumaki Naruto will be on Kakashi's team, along with Uchiha Sasuke, and Kurenai, you may have Uzumaki Hisa." That ought to shut up that damn council. Hiruzen thought.

~Flashback End~

"So you put Naruto on a team with those jackasses to please that stick-up-the-ass council? Jiji-no, Hokage-Sama, you are not as wise as I once thought you to be." Hisa said, using the lessons Naruto gave her earlier that day on how to speak properly.

With that, they walked away and proceeded to head home.

~Chapter End~

This is a bit better...Don't you think? I'm stuck between Gaara, Neji, and Sasuke for Naruto and Hisa's pairing. I'm gonna start a poll so be sure to vote!