A/N: Hey, what's up you guys? Okay, ladies…So, there's this new Big Time Rush song…It's called "Blow Your Speakers" and I have it on my phone…I guess none of you know about it? I'm not sure if any of you know about it but it's FUCKING FAWESOME. FAWESOME! Yeah! You heard me? FAWE-SOME. It's so unbelievably good and it so fucking great and Carlos' part is so fucking great! JUST. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I LOVE IT SO MUCH! Ahem. AHHHHHHHHHH! SHIT! LISTEN TO IT RIGHT NOW. RIGHT. THE. FUCK. NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW. IT'S FUCKING FAWESOME. Ahem. So, anyways, on to the story!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything. YET.


Kendall and Carlos had a crappy day the next day. Kendall couldn't get out of the apartment without being called the jerk that cheated on Logan Mitchell. He also couldn't get out of the apartment without being either the target of spitballs or being pelted with rocks. Girls gave him dirty looks and occasionally slapped him. Carlos couldn't go outside without being called the whore who stole Kendall away from Logan. Like Kendall, he was also given dirty looks. While the other two had been taking crap, Logan has been being showered in compliments for dumping Kendall "The Asshole" Knight, as the other people dubbed him. Today, Gustavo called them to the studio and he sounded angry by the phone. By the time the boys got there, Kendall and Carlos were covered in spitballs.

"Okay, first of all, Kendall! Carlos! WHY did you let the interviewer take that picture of you two?" Gustavo asked in a loud, threatening voice.

"W-we didn't let her! She just kind of saw me and Carlos making out in that dark place near the snack bar yesterday and she took a picture," Kendall said, biting his lip.

"Well, why'd you have to make out on set? You could've just did that in the apartment where no one can see you!" Gustavo yelled.

"Well, Kendall told me that no one would see us!" Carlos said.

"There's ALWAYS that chance that someone will see you!" The fat producer yelled at Carlos before turning to Kendall. "And you! Why didn't you go after Logan? If you went after him, you wouldn't be covered in spitballs!" Gustavo yelled, flicking a spitball off of Kendall's cheek. The producer sighed, frustrated. They messed everything up with one little mistake.

"Okay…I can fix this...I can fix this," Gustavo chanted, walking around in a circle.

"Okay, I have an idea! What if you let us do another interview and make Kendall and Logan get back together?" James suggested.

"Great idea! Kelly and I will work on getting you guys another interview! You dogs will go back to the Palm Woods," Gustavo ordered before calling Freight Train's name to drive the boys back to the Palm Woods. Kendall chose to take a shower to wash all the spitballs off. Carlos was waiting for Kendall to finish in his room. That left James and Logan to watch TV on the couch.

"Hey, Logan, I have to commend your acting when you 'broke up' with Kendall," James said, plopping down on the couch with a juice box in his hand.

"Uh…Thanks…" Logan said. There was a long pause before the smart boy spoke again. "James, I need to get something off of my chest…Can I tell you a secret?" Logan asked, biting his lip. He knew he needed to tell someone about his crush on Kendall. He needed some advice on what to do. He couldn't tell Carlos because he would freak out and he obviously couldn't tell Kendall so James was the only option left.

"Of course you can! We're best friends!" James said, turning off the TV.

"Okay…But are you sure you won't get mad or anything?" Logan asked.

"Dude, this isn't second grade, just tell me!" James said, rolling his eyes. He sipped on his juice box and waited for Logan to say something.

"James, I'm in love with Kendall," Logan said. The next thing he knew, James took a spit take and got orange juice all over his sweater vest.

"WHAT?" James yelled, dropping the box of juice.

"Sheesh, James, I knew you would be surprised but not this surprised!" Logan said. James bit his lip. He's been crushing on Logan ever since he was thirteen. Lately, he's only been dating girls to get his mind off of the smart boy.

"So, anyway, what should I do about that?" Logan asked.

"I think you should learn to like someone else!" James said. Logan raised his eyebrow before James continued. "You should learn to like someone pretty, fun, independent, strong—"

"James, are you trying to tell me something? Because you use all those words to describe yourself," Logan interrupted.

"Logan, I'm trying to tell you that I love you…Will you go out with me?" James asked, fearing the answer.

"No." Logan answered simply.

A/N: NO? NO? NO? How can you say 'No' to James? LOL. Whatever…Sorry this was late…We went to our summer home again I've been forced by my mom to hang out with my cousin…MEEP. So, anyways, did you see the behind the scenes of 'Big Time Prom'? The one where CARLOS KISSES A JENNIFER? ASNGHFKLHDJKDSJK! LUCKY BITCH! I mean, GIRL! I'm so jealous! ADNFDGSJQUWEWJK Excuse me, I'm gonna go die in that corner over there…But before I die, I need you to write some Kenlos RIGHT NOW. There's been less of it than usual and I've been going nuts! So, anyways...I'm gonna go die now! RETARDED DUCK POWER!