Severus tip-toed into Minerva's room, holding a particular potion vial in his hand. He poured the contents in the glass of water beside her bed. He looked at the inhabitants of the bed. Minerva and Albus were wrapped in each other's embrace.
"Ohhh this is sooooo cute! I think I should take a picture and give it to the Marauders!" Severus whispered. He took out his wand and took a picture. He made sure to get the wedding bands in the shot. Minerva began to stir, so he hurried out, and Prepared to be murdered.
Minerva walked into the Great Hall, wearing a glamor. She hurried to Poppy, hoping she didn't look to conspicuous.
"What's wrong, Min/"she could tell she was wearing a glamor, but she didn't have the gift of seeing through them like the rest of the professors.
"Poppy, may I show you something? In private?" Minerva asked. Poppy nodded and followed her friend out of the hall, and in to a classroom.
Minerva took the glamor off, and Poppy nearly screamed. Minerva had huge boils on her skin, everywhere in sight, and Poppy guessed there were some in places you wouldn't normally show.
"What the devil happened to you?" she cried.
"Shh! I don't know! I drank my water this...Oh bloody hell."
"What?"
"Who has been trying to prank me for sooooo long?"
"Severus?"
"Correct. And have you heard who 'accidentally' gave a picture to the Marauders?"
"Se...Ohhh. And the Marauders gave him boil bangs."
"Duh! Now I just have to figure out a way to kill them all."
"Why don't we just get you to the infirmary and see what we can do, then talk about murdering a student."
Minerva nodded and followed Poppy out of the room.
"You pranked my wife?" Albus asked Severus.
"Yes I did."
"You are amazing my friend."
"I've been told."