Minerva sneaked into the staffroom with a bottle of red ink, spello tape, and a piece of string in her pocket. She walked to the cabinet with the coffee.
"Oh dear, dear Severus. You have a lot to learn." she said as she place the topless bottle in front of the coffee. She taped one end of the string to the pot, and the other to the inside of the cabinet door. Carefully, she closed the door.
'And that is haw you get payback." she said, rushing to her rooms.
"Bl-" Severus started.
"No swearing, Severus." Albus warned. Severus glared at him.
"Your wife pranked me. Again." Severus said, trying to get the red ink off of his robes. Albus looked at his friend.
"As she is so good at doing." He said. The feud between his wife and her childhood friend was funny. Minerva always had the upper hand, but Severus did out up a good fight.
"Shut up." Severus said. Just then, Minerva walked in.
"Oh really, Severus. Just use a cleaning charm. And be more careful when you grade essays." she said, picking up her cat and hurrying out.
"I'm so much cleverer that her." Severus said.
"Keep telling yourself that, Dear." Poppy said from across the room.