WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'LL HAVE A DEATHWISH FOR SENDING IN A LETTER! WHY WOULD THAT EVEN BE!
-Spain
Dear Spain,
You are REALLY retarded, aren't you? I still hate you for making me a colony and naming me NEW SPAIN at that! Seriously, America STILL makes fun of me being called New Spain, it seems to be a worse thing than Canada being named New France! And don't even ACT like I don't see you stalking me. Because I do. Now, if you think of responding back, I will personally hunt your ass down and kill you.
From,
Mexico