Mexico,

Yeah, I suck at keeping in touch with people, but whatever. Pfft, you'll always be a kid to me, kid.

You shoved a dagger up his ass? That explained why he screamed like a freaking pig whenever he tried to sit down, *snorts* dumbass.

Spain's just too f*cking dense for his own good, that's all. Bastard's always been that way. When we were kids, I always had to remind him which part of the land was his and which part was mine. I'm not sure if he ever got it though, h*ll I still don't think he gets it. He's over here bugging me every freaking day.

He totally went overboard with that conquistador sh*t. I mean, I know he likes kids, but did he have to get so d*mn many of them? I have quite a few children myself, but we had our hands full with Romano (he was such a little brat, he's still a brat.)as it was!

Obrigado, pequeno.

-Portugal.

Portugal,

You see, I like to stick with knowing the countries around me, I never keep up with what goes on with other countries. And that's just fine with me, I don't mind being kid (it's better than being called a dumbass, which America calls me daily) I suppose that is why my boss if making me do this

Yes, I indeed shoved a dagger up his ass last time I saw him outside my window in the middle of the night. That creeper. Of course, I got a lecture from my stupid capitol, but it was all worth it. I'm glad I caused him pain *laughs* he is indeed a dumbass.

He's ALWAYS been fucking dense. Always. Even when I was a KID he kept bothering me by pulling my damn hair curl and such, I would sock him in the nose back then, but he didn't seem to care. At least he's just talking his mouth off to you and not trying to creep through your windows. In the middle of the day. And at night. The bastard is persistent, I'll give him that.

He did go overboard with all that conquistador stuff. To me it doesn't matter how much he likes kids, he killed people and took as countries captive and made us his damn colonies, and I'll hold that over his head until he dies. Ya see, I'm always bothered by America's kids, those states. Me and Greenland have started calling them "Alfredbabies". I can't imagine having a kid. I just can't. I'd much rather prefer being the aunt/cousin that I am. Romano was like an older brother figure to me… explains why I act the way I do today!

Now, I better stop typing before Mexico City screams her head off at me. She LOVES to rant about how unlady like I am. Think she would have given up by now…

Adios,

Mex