Mexico,
I'm really not offended, but I just thought you should know that I'm a country BORDERED by Germany. It's all right that you confused me, a lot of people/countries/cities/towns/etc. mess it up. But yes, I do speak German and French and I was owned by both Germany and Prussia so it's all right.
Prussia is as annoying as ever. He insists on hanging over my shoulder while I try to work and shower me with his awesomeness... Germany is always with Italy so he's no help.
(Prussia: Kesesesese!)
(Luxembourg: *sigh*)
Signed:
The Grand Duchy of Luxembourg
Luxembourg,
Ah, I am sorry! Shows how much I know about the outside world, I suppose this is the reason boss is making me write these letters *sighs*
I bet it's horrible, having that idiot always hanging over your head, trying to teach you the ways of his so-called awesomeoness. If you complain to Germany, maybe he'll actually listen to you and do something to his idiotic older brother.
Prussia, if you are still hanging over Luxembourg's head- fuck off and leave Luxembourg alone
~Mexico