"Hey, Hey, Hey, it's just me, Alexis Hummel, and my camera man slash assistant, Kurt," Alexis said as she smiled into the camera, "As you all know last week Kurt said he would go drag. As of today we had 750 views, but on Friday we didn't have that many," Her face fell into a sad look. She took a deep breath before she slowly said, "We... had..." She looked down before she looked up again, "675!" She screamed. "You all know what that means! Don't worry I got it on video. We edited it so that it only shows the good parts and on the bottom we wrote comments on the screen. The pink ones are mine and the green ones are Kurt's. Play the video Kurt!"

the screen changed to a image of Kurt sitting on someones bed getting his make up down, "I can't believe I got talked into this," He muttered.

"Grin and bare it," Alexis said. She was working on a smokey eye. When she was done with his eyes she put on a little blush and dark pink lip gloss. She put a blonde wig on Kurt and dressed him in a shirt, sweat shirt, and jeans. When she was done she picked the camera up and stepped back to get a full view.

"Kurt, you're one hot girl," Alexis said. Kurt raised an eyebrow, "Your new name is Katy. You are my 16 year old cousin from Indianapolis." Kurt sighed, "Lets go see how many numbers you get."

The screen cut to a image of Kurt walking down a street in Ohio. He was stopped by a guy.

"Hey," The guy said. His face was blurred.

We had to blur his face out because how embarrassing would it be giving your number to a guy thinking he was a girl? Was written in bright pink at the bottom of the screen.

"Hey," Kurt said making his voice higher than normal.

"Are you a super model cause I've only seen girls like you in my dreams," The guy said. Alexis burst out laughing. Kurt stuck his hip out and looked at the guy.

The guy handed Kurt his number and walked away. "One!" Alexis said happily.

The screen skipped ahead a little. This time there was a new guy talking to Kurt, "Are you a actress because I feel like I've seen you before?" The guy asked.

"What a coincidence I feel like I've heard this before," Kurt replied in a witty voice.

"Clever," The guy said and he handed him his number. When the guy was out of ear shot Alexis called, "Five!"

The screen skipped again. Kurt was walking and he was saying, "Are we done yet?" When a guy walked up. Kurt looked annoyed and ready for a fight.

"Hey," The guy said.

"Is that all guys know how to say? Let me guess, you're going to say some weird pick up line that you found on the internet and give me your number. Well guess what, I don't want it," Kurt snapped. On the bottom in Pink it read: Random dude, I'm sorry.

"Come on Kurt," Alexis said as she pulled Kurt away.

The screen went back to Alexis in her room, "In the end we got 6 numbers in 6 hours. Pretty good huh?"

She smiled brightly into the camera, "I had more planned, but I have yet train my bladder when to pee so I gotta go, bye!"

I hoped you liked it. It's really short don't worry it will get longer.