PLOT HOLES, ANNOYANCES, AND STUPIDITIES IN NEW MOON, OR AS MANY AS I CAN THINK OF.
KEEP IN MIND, TWILIGHT SUCKS.
(Then why do you write fanfiction for it? BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO!)
1. Seriously? Bella's dream? Really? She thinks she's grandmother-old because she turned eighteen. Shouldn't she be off doing something that she can legally do now that she's eighteen? Go buy a pack of cigarettes or go vote!
2. Jasper going ape-shit crazy over a tiny paper cut. Even if he was hungry, he shouldn't have gone ballistic about it. He's around hundreds of students at school who have gallons of blood. In Midnight Sun they had waited two weeks to feed and Jasper was fine. Plus, think of all the chicks on the rag! Why would he go so crazy over a tiny ass paper cut?
3. Edward leaving. The family claims to love Bella, yet they just leave when Edward tells them to. I thought Carlisle was in charge...Anyway, the whole skipping four months thing...Bella was just a zombie. I get it. Your first break up, a pretty bad one, too. He took all your family and dumped you in a forest, meanwhile admitting that he never really loved you. What a douche. I told you not to love him! But still. You're a crazy obsessed bitch. Get over him.
4. LIEK OMG THEY'RE WULVES!111!11 Everyone saw that coming. Overused. Why not make them mermaids?
5. How the wolves phase. Wouldn't it hurt? Why do they just explode in mid-air? You would think that it would hurt how their bones are shifting into dog form. Uh, ouch!
6. Hearing her ex-vampire-boyfriend's voice inside her head. Crazy ass bitch!
7. Jumping off a cliff to continue to hear that boy's voice...NO! YOU DON'T DO THAT! If I started to hear my dead step mother's voice, do you know what I would do? I would tell my mom! I WOULDN'T JUMP OFF A FUCKING CLIFF TO KEEP HEARING IT!
8. Hey, remember when Alice gave that dude the money roll to get him out of her way? She wrapped a thousand dollar bill on the outer side. Yeah, they don't make those.
9. Did I mention all the grammatical errors? And the spelling errors?