What did I tell you guys about flaming while under an anonymous account? Tsk, tsk, now I'll have to respond on here, where everyone can see. (I specifically wrote this story for flames, by the way.)
Dear, Loser (ha, so didn't work out in your favor)
"You call this plot holes but you didn't list any, all you did was talk about shit you did like. Just because someones imagination or writing style seem stupid to you doesn't make the thing she writes as wrong."
If you payed any attention to the bold lettering in every chapter, you would understand. I did write plot holes. Edward sparkling, Jacob imprinting on a vampire, and more that I'm to lazy to remember. But as I was saying, if you did read the beginning it clearly said "PLOT HOLES, ANNOYANCES, STUPIDITIES, OR AS MANY AS I CAN THINK OF."
Pay attention next time you dumb shit.
Keep in mind, I like flames, it really helps get out my anger. The stupid ones are especially amusing.
Oh! And the only reason I named this Plot Holes was because 1) I am not creative with titles, 2) I knew it would catch your attention. ^_^
And now, ONWARD!
My view on Twilight.
It has so many flaws, so many stupidities, annoyances, plot holes, grammatical errors, spelling errors, it's ridiculous. I have named so many reasons not to like Twilight, and there are so many more! SO many!
...Yet...somehow...I can't help but...you know...like it. Not only did the craptastic book make me become a book worm, but in my opinion, when I was opened up more to reading, I got better grades in English and over all, a little smarter.
HOWEVER, it sucks. Ass. Lots and lots of ass. Oh, wait, no it doesn't. It is the prudiest book I have ever read. And obviously Stephenie Meyer's wet dream fantasy that someone decided to publish.
Again, HOWEVER, fanfiction would be my guilty pleasure. I love reading and writing fanfiction. I can't go a day without writing fanfiction. And I love to read it. To be perfectly honest, there are better amateur writers on here that write for Twilight, that deserve way more attention than Stephenie has gotten for her craptastic book.