Disclaimer don't own RWBY or Xiaolin showdown
"People talking"
"Peoples yelling"
Jack spicer is roman torchwick
Chapter 2
--
Last time on paths we walk story of a thief
" Once a lifetime ago when I was doing this song and dance with the Shaolin losers." Said Roman
" Wait a minute, cheeseball, Shaolin losers, those sound like something Jack spicer would say." Said Dojo popping up on Romans shoulder
"Get off me you overgrown gecko." Said Roman pushing dojo off him
"Gecko!" Said Dojo only to realize one person called him that.
" Holy cow your Jack spicer!" Yelled dojo
" Spicer!" Said clay, Raimondo, kimiko and Hannibal at the same time shocked
" Jack spicer!" Said Omi
" Now that I look closely I see it." Said Chase
" Jack!"said wuya shocked as she was one of the only one to be concerned about jack being missing now turning up fully grown
" I was but I grew out of It." Said Roman as he turned and started to head back to his Jet when chase young grabbed his arm.
" Where do you think you are going worm, you have some explaining to do?" Order Chase only for him to be blasted in the chest by Romans Cane 30ft.
" I don't owe you anything dragon boy." Said roman as he takes out a cigar and lights it. Looking at them
" I haven't been Jack spicer the evil boy genius in 12 years. The name is Roman torchwick the master thief."Said Roman looking at all of them then turns to the monks
" I have some business with you Shaolin losers.said Roman taking a drag from his cigar
—--chapter begins—--
" What business do you have with us?"asked raimundo looking at the man who just blasted chase young with his cane
" I don't know maybe it's the fact you broke into my old lab, raided it of the wu in it while making jokes about me."said roman as he ashed his cigar
" but I will also should thank you as well it pulled me from about to be done in." said roman as he finished his cigar
"Really you are most welcome jack spicer." said omi with a smile
" yeah no cheese ball i won't."said roman as he slammed his cane down on the ground
" in all honesty I want nothing to do with wu or any of you but when you raided my old lab you took the eye of dashi and I kinda need that."said roman
" so I am going to take it back from pajama wearing losers." said roman
" Jack spicer the eye of dashi is a dangerous wu we can't give it to you." said omi only to be grabbed by roman
" I was not asking cheese ball." said roman as he picked pocket the wu then throwing omi at the other monks
" thanks losers I got what i wanted." said roman holding the wu as he begins to walk away
"Why that no good varmint?"yelled clay as he started running at Roman only to have romans cane pointed at his chest while roman looked unamused.
" Are you sure you want to do this Cowboy?" said roman taking a drag from his cigar as the rest of the shaolin monks
" Jack spicer you need to give us back the eyes of dashi before we open a whoopass of can." yelled omi
" can of whoopass omi." said kimiko as the others face palm
"That to" said omi getting into a fighting stance
"This almost makes me miss little red and her band of meddling huntsmen." said Roman
" almost." said Roman as he shot his cane at the monks as they jumped back. Omi pulling out his wu
"Orbe of…." started omi only to get smacked in the face by romans cane.
"You really think I would let you use your Wu man kids today they never learn." said roman as went and knocked the monks onto the snow then he continued to leave only for chase Young to come up and try to attack him in his dragon form
"I am not through with you yet worm." yelled chase only to be smacked upside the head by romans cane back into a snowbank
"That should cool you down. Now it was lovely catching up but I have other things to do." said Roman as he was heading to his plane only for wuya to get in front of him.
" jack not even going to say hello to and old friend or tell me where you have been" said wuya frowning at Roman
" Look wuya first the names Roman now I haven't jack in years and second I have been in hell but more on that at a later day right now I have other things to do." said roman as he passed her by
"Well it's been a blast from the past I more important things to then to be apart of this battle of good and evil. Have a good day ladies and gents . Flame queen." Said Roman getting a hey from kimiko as he got on his plane and shit his cane at the snow bank sending it all over them then took off in his plane heading back to his hideout
As Chase young yelled " worm "
—--time skip 3 hours—--
After getting back to his hideout Roman has been getting teleporter up and running after installing the eye of dashi into the power connector while his Jackbots were getting everything prepared
"Man I need to rename this guy's. Okay 2121 how much longer until you arrive with the deep freezer full of Ice cream?" Asked Roman knowing that would be the only way to calm Neo down.
" Sir I should be there in 5 mins" said 2121
"Good!" Said Roman taking a drag of his cigar stepping up to the control panel
" Okay hopefully this works last time I did something like this I was trying to build a robot army powered by dust ended blowing up the warehouse me and neo were using
—--flashback—--
"Neo behold my next greatest invention the dust droids v.9.9" said Roman as he took of the tarp of a robot sentry with a electric dust Crystal in the chest. Turning to Neo hoping for an applause. Neo just takes a tub out of the freezer of her ice cream and holds up a sign
" Another Roman didn't the last 8 models blow up or fall apart." The sign read as Neo put it down
"Yes the last few models have had some bugs but this one should be the greatest version so far I finally figured out the power problem and with this droid we will be able to do jobs twice as fast." said Roman as he pressed a button activated the robot and turned to Neo with a Smug face.
" Ah Roman turn around!"signed Neo pointing at the robot getting Roman attention then jumping behind the nearest Crete with her Ice cream
"What are you saying?"asked Roman as he turned around and seen the dustbot sparking
" That's not right oh sh…." Started Roman as the dustbot blew up releasing an electric discharge causing Roman's hair to poof up in afro and to be fully covered in ash Roman starts to cough up.
" Ouch" said Roman as he fell over and landed on the floor. Neo sticks her head out from behind the Crete and sees the state of Roman and starts rolling on the floor laughing.
—--flashback end—--
" Neo keeped laughing At me for 2 weeks after that I never did figure out how to build robots powered by dust." Said Roman as he smiled at the memory.
" Okay here we go since I have no clue where Neo is in reverent I have to wing in and teleport the area she is around as well hopefully she is by herself. Alright 3113 fire up the machine and lock on to Neo's coordinates." Order Roman
" Sir Target locked beginning teleportation" said 3113 as a portal opened the smoke came out of it and the Eye of dashi was melting the the frame of the machine then an explosion happened knocking Roman on his rear followed by the sound of Six people falling in a pile. As the smoke cleared Roman was pulling himself up
"3113 what do you see?" Asked Roman still not able to see through the Smoke
" Six individuals 1 male and 5 females, one of them wearing a red cloak." Said 3113
"That's very bad 3113."said Roman as he looked at the pile of teens as the smoke cleared as he made his way to the platform the teens were starting to get up of the floor on the defensive facing each other as neo faced them ready to fight about to throw a punch at Ruby only to stop when she hears a voice
" Trivia not the time to fight!" Said Roman as he came on to the platform taking a drag from his cigar.
"Evening Little Red it's been awhile!"said Roman
As everyone turned to him as a alarm went off
"3113 what is going on? What's the problem?"asked Roman
" Sir it appears that a yellow headed boy and a couple of monks are at the front door."said 3113
"Well that is a problem!" Said Roman as he turns to Ruby and company
—--authors notes—--
How's it going been awhile I know the new volume for Rwby's just came out but this story takes place as team RWBY, juane and Neo are falling when Roman teleports Neo so no ever after for Now