Chapter 24

"Why the hell does she keep showing up? She's pissing me off." Elena sighs, falling back into bed.

"Should I Alaric about his wife's new appearance?" Damon looks at her and the door, and her, and then the door.

"I think you should be with me, and we can tell Alaric once he wakes up." She smiles, "Because I need my fiancé for the time being."

"Is that why I'm in only my boxers?" Smirks, flashing on top of her.

"Well… I was going to try something that Caroline told me about…"

"Oh yeah? And that was?"

"Blow-job wake-up-call." She giggles, kissing his cheek.

"Okay. It's official. I hate Isobel." He sighs, hardening at the thought of her mouth sucking him off.

"Don't we both!" She smirks, and kisses him, smirking. "You know… It's still an option. Maybe not the wake up call part… but the rest…" She smiles, caressing his cheek, and she feels his desire grow against her leg.

"Elena… How about we save that for the next time you wake up first? I just… want you." He smiles, and places a sweet kiss on her lips, which soon becomes searing. Running his hand down her sides, and murmurs against her lips, "You are entirely too dressed for this." Smirking, he pulls up her shirt, breaking the kiss only to pull it over her head.

She taps his shoulder, pushing him back softly, to allow her to be on top, stratling his waist. He rubs a hand up and down her back, her bra popping open due to these demonstrations. He smirks, pulling her down, so he can suckle one, and massage the other, before switching to massage the first, and suckle the second.

And suddenly,

Don't let nobody tell you,

Your life is over!

BE every color that you are,

Into the rush now!

You don't have to know how,

Know it all before you try!

Elena groans, "Seriously? Ugh. I hate whoever that is." She looks over at the dresser where her phone is sitting.

"You're really gonna answer that?"

"What if it's an emergency?" She sighs, grabbing her phone and rolling off of him and grabbing her phone, looking at the caller I.D. "I'm gonna kill her." She sighs, hitting answer, "What Caroline?"

"Elena? Ohmygod! Guess what!"

"Caroline Forbes, you have 10 minutes." She sighs, rolling her eyes at Damon, who has decided now would be a great time to pull down her little shorts, and kiss his way down to the inside of her thigh. "Damon. Please…" She murmurs, ushering at him to wait.

"Tyler and I had sex!"

"What! I thought you were dating Matt!" Elena gasps, shuddering as she feels Damon exhale in laughter, blowing air into her heated core.

"Yeah… My mom told him about vampires, and he didn't want to date one, and I was taking care of Tyler after the full moon, and he asked me out, and we went out and I stayed at his house…I just have one thing to say-"

"Almost as big as Damon I know." She sighs, looking down when she felt Damon freeze, "Don't even Damon! It was a dare!"

"Whoa… You've seen Tyler's dick! And of course. Damon's there."

"Caroline. You were the one who freaking dared us! Remember, we were having a sleep over at the cabin, and we "snuck" in the guys… Back before the Salvatores came back? Right after me and Matt broke up? You, being you, dared me to do whatever Tyler wanted, excluding sex. I blame you for me having to give my first blow job on such a huge fucking dick." Damon laughs, so hard he falls out of the bed.

"You gave the wolf a blow job? Oh god."

"Oh yeah! I forgot about that!"

"Thanks so much Caroline. I almost did too." Elena sighs, "You so owe me. Not only did you kill the mood, but Damon's never going to let me live this one down."

"Whoa… I was interrupting you two? Oppsies. Sorry Elena. Tell Damon sorry too." She hangs up.

"Caroline says sorry." She murmurs, looking over at him.

"Seriously? You gave the wolf a fucking blow-job?" He laughs, crawling up besides her. "And you thought you'd get that 'innocent' little mouth on my junk? Without rinsing it at just the mention of that? Nice try." He laughs again, not fully able to stop.

"Damon… It's not funny! I was horrified! Especially because he was like… humping my mouth. You're just lucky I even offered. Everyone else got a hell to the fucking no!"

Again, he laughs, a large, bellowing laugh that echoed through the house. "Humping your mouth… I HAVE TO REMEMBER THIS!"

"Shut up, Damon! God, I do not want everyone and their god damned dog to know!" Elena shakes her head. "God. I am going to kill Caroline. She really killed our mood." She sighs, climbing out of bed, and grabbing her clothes. "I'm going to take a shower… Can you do me a favor?"

"Depends. What?"

"Get me some blood. And then… Join me in the shower." She smirks, heading into the connected bathroom. Turning on the water, and about to step in the shower, but she is blocked with a strong muscular chest handing her a bag of blood, and pulling her into the shower besides him. "That was fast." She smiles, taking the blood from him.

"Well… I can't have my puppy fucker going hungry can I?" He chuckles and kisses her cheek.

"I'm never going to live that down, huh?"

"Never." He smirks, opening the bag of blood for her. "Now drink."