-Twenty-Second of September, 2009-
Good evening
Today I'll be refuting the idiotic rumors started by the equally idiotic America.
Read this closely: Aliens do not exist. They are not invading because they don't exist.
Read it again. Go ahead, one more time.
Alfred? That was to you.
As to lake monsters? Well, at least that's somewhat realistic. After all, if the Lock Ness Monster exists. I've seen it. So it's definitely a more feasible problem than 'Aliens' which, by the way don't exist, no matter how much Alfred may insist that they do.
So if everyone would please calm down and stop making such a big deal about something that will never happen it would be much appreciated.
There is no need to duck or to cover.
In other news, Francis is being… himself. That is to say he is still being vulgar and attempting to get me drunk off wine that I know for a fact is drugged then flouncing off after Antonio after being told off.
This is the third time this has happened in the last two weeks, and I am truly growing tired of it. Hopefully Spain is as well, it would do France good to get turned out once or twice, then he might stop harassing others quite so much.
Though I doubt it.
Really, sometimes I think I should have just finished him after taking out his precious Napoleon - who he attempted to threaten me with today. Something about not forgetting what it was like to be strong? Really, the old pervert wine bastard cowered and screamed 'surrender' before I even got to finish my threat.
It was almost disappointing.
Rule Britannia,
England
P.S. My logic does not 'suck' Alfred, your people are getting the vaccine because, tragically, they are about as intelligent as you are.