It was late morning, around 10:30am and Lavi was peacefully sleeping in his room. He had completely forgot about his therapy session and overslept – as usual.

Mai on the other hand, was pissed. Extremely pissed. Although she acted calm and quiet, everyone knew she was angry. She was smiling. That alone was bad enough. Mai walked through the doors of the cafeteria and had a quick look around. 'Hmm…no red head in here…' she thought.

Mai spotted the vampire sitting alone at a table, still calmly finishing off his breakfast. He too overslept, but he was lucky enough to have the day off.

"You!" Mai called out.

Krory was startled a little and turned towards the direction of the voice that called out. He looked over his shoulder, dropping his spoon in his cereal as he saw Mai storming over to him with a large grin on her face.

"Hello Kuro-chan!" She said sweetly, almost too sweetly.

"Y-Y-Y-Yes? M-Mai-chan?" Krory replied nervously.

"Have you seen Lavi this morning?"

"N-No I haven't. He should still be in bed." He answered, though quickly regretted it. "But! It's only because Bookman was overworking him…"

Mai narrowed her gaze. Krory was covering up for Lavi, which was no surprise since they were friends, but Mai didn't like it.

"I'll let it slide this time…but if you lie to me again Kuro-chan…there will be dire consequences." She threatened.

Krory shivered. He didn't even want to know what those consequences might be. He didn't really have a chance to meet Mai, but she obviously knew him rather well. This frightened him. How much did she really know about the exorcists?

Mai made her way up the stairs and entered a room. Sitting on his bed was the samurai exorcist; Kanda. He looked up and immediately he twitched when he saw Mai towering above him.

"I need your assistance…" she smirked.

"Don't waste my time…" was his quick comeback.

"Now, now…don't be like that Kanda-kun. Lend me your assistance, and I will spare you an 8 hour therapy session."

Kanda stopped to think for a moment. The offer was rather tempting. Immediately he nodded and followed her as they made their way up another flight of stairs. They stood outside Bookman and Lavi's quarters. Kanda looked over at Mai who simply returned the gaze with a smile, then opened the door.

"What do you need me for?" Kanda snapped.

Mai gave him a threateningly look to keep his voice down, which he merely scoffed at. "Dangle him out the window with your sword…" she whispered.

"Are you serious?" he deadpanned.

Mai looked at him, obviously meaning that she was serious. Kanda 'tch-d' then pushed Lavi off of his bed, picking him up by the back of his shirt using the tip of Mugen, and then started dangling him out the window.

Lavi immediately woke up and looked at where he was. The height was dangerously high and Lavi held on for dear life, completely clueless as to what was happening to him.

"Y-Y-Yuu-tan! W-W-What're you doin'?" Lavi cried out.

"Che." Was his cold response.

"I asked Kanda-kun to help me. As for you Lavi…" Mai's sweet smile diminished. "…You're dead."

Suddenly, the temperature seemed to drop at least 20 degrees, and Lavi grew even more frightful of the therapist. Kanda waited until Mai signalled for him to drag Lavi's ass back inside. Mai nodded and so Kanda quickly pulled his sword in, tossing Lavi backwards, causing him to land with a loud thud on the ground. Kanda departed and now Lavi was left to deal with the angry therapist.

"It's come to my attention that you…slept in" she began.

"I-I-I-It was an accident! I swear!" He pleaded, rubbing the side of his head that had hit the ground.

Mai sighed. "Alright. I suppose since it's your first session, I'll let ya off the hook…"

Before Lavi could open his mouth to say thank you, he felt his body weight being lifted off the ground. Mai grabbed the collar of his shirt and pulled him close to her. "If you do it again…I'll make sure Kanda drops you out of that window…"

Lavi's eyes widened then he quickly felt gravity pull him back to the ground. Mai had let go and began making her way to the door.

"I'll give you 10 minutes to be in my office…" she said as she left.

Lavi looked down and realised he was still only in his pyjamas then quickly rushed over to get dressed. He immediately put on his exorcist uniform and ran for Mai's room. After that experience, he wasn't feeling too excited about coming in later than 10 minutes.

He knocked on the door and spied Mai sitting at her desk. She waved her hand, gesturing him to come inside.

"Hiya!" Lavi said cheerfully.

She gave him a cold look as a response. "Oh c'mon…all I did was sleep in!" he bellowed.

"Take a seat." She said.

Lavi complied and took a seat on the couch in front of her, lying on his side, propping his feet up on the empty space, relaxing by putting his arms behind his head. "Comfy…" he commented.

Mai raised an eyebrow, watching the red head exorcist get rather comfortable in her domain.

"You seem rather calm…" she commented.

"Heh. Yep! I don't see why everyone gets so worked up about it…"

"Oh really?…fufufu"

"Eh?"

"Oh nothing. It's rather good that you're quite calm."

"Why is that?"

"Because…" Mai stood up, clapping her hands together with sparkles in her eyes. "You'll be taking a Polygraph Test!" she beamed.

"Polygraph Test?" Lavi slurred.

"That's right! A psychophysiological detection of deception!"

Lavi cocked his head to the right.

Mai sighed. "You can just tell your friends you took a lie detector test…okay?"

Lavi widened his eyes in shock. "Really?" He managed to say, still in surprise.

"Yes. The Polygraph Test is used a lot on sex offenders, which is why I'm using it on you."

"WHAT!" Lavi exclaimed, sitting up all wide eyed.

Mai chuckled a little. "Don't worry Lavi. I'm not accusing you of anything. You are just well known for your…sexual appetite."

"No I'm no—"

Mai held up a photo of a beautiful model wearing a swimsuit. Her skin was soft, covered by small grains of sand and her hair stipping dripping wet.

"STRIKE!" he called out, eyes turning into love hearts.

"My point proven."

Lavi sunk back into his chair. His calm demeanour vanished. His heart began racing as Mai brought out the equipment she needed. 'Did she do this with Yuu and Allen as well?' he thought.

Mai quickly set up the lie detector and attached all its gadgets onto Lavi, making him feel even more uncomfortable. She had a quick look at his heart rate. It was already at 110, slightly over what he should be at – but given what was about to happen, it was understandable, especially since it was his first time.

"Now Lavi…" Mai cleared her throat and sat behind her desk once again. "I'll be asking you a serious of questions. You must answer truthfully with either Yes or No. Do you understand?"

Lavi gulped then nodded.

"Here we go…"

Lavi waited for her to ask the first question. He listened to the beeping noise the monitor made. He knew that if he lied that it would go off. That was probably what he feared the most.

"Are you an Exorcist of the Black Order?"

"…Yes."

"Are you an apprentice of the Bookman Clan?"

"…Yes."

So far so good Lavi pondered to himself. 'Heh, this isn't so hard after all…'

"Are you 18 years old?"

"…Yes."

"Have you had your first sexual intercourse yet…?"

Mai watched Lavi's reaction. A sweat drop dripped down the side of his cheek and his heart rate moved up to 115. He knew the questions were going to get harder now. Mai was rather entertained.

"Answer the question Lavi."

Lavi gulped. "N-No." He hung his head in shame.

"…Interesting. Okay. Moving on. Do you think about women regularly?"

"…N-No." *Beep beep beep beep* Lavi frowned at the machine. "Fine…Yes." He corrected.

Mai smirked. "Have you ever had a sexual relationship with a female Exorcist?"

"…"

"Answer the question…"

"No." *Beep beep beep beep* "Oh c'mon! It was a one-time thing…we were drunk…and all we did was—"Suddenly, Lavi came to his senses and realized what he was blurting out. Mai snickered and Lavi quickly sunk back into his seat. "I sure hope Bookman doesn't find out…' Lavi thought.

"Hmm. Next question… Do you ever look at Lenalee in a sexual manner?"

Lavi sat up and widened his eyes. "D-Do I what!"

"It's a yes or no question Lavi."

His heart rate managed to rise to 140 dramatically. He was nervous. Sweat was dripping from his face.

"…Yes. But…No. Like…it's not what you think!"

"Lavi…"

He sighed. "No." *Beep beep beep beep*

"It's not like that!"

Lavi's heart managed to rise to 160. "Please just let me explain…" Lavi pleaded.

"It doesn't work like that. I'm sorry Lavi…"

Lavi's face fell.

"But…I'm sure you will be able to explain it to Komui once I give him the results!" she said cheerfully. Almost sinisterly.

"WHAT!" He bellowed.

Mai nodded. "Yep. It's standard procedure. Of course the Supervisor is going to get all the results of the therapy sessions. In fact. He's probably reading them right now from his computer!"

Lavi jumped up and began taking off the wires and blood pressure cuff.

"Where do you think you're go—Hey! We're not done yet!" Mai yelled, standing up from her chair.

Lavi was already at the door. He'd be damned if he were to face Komui's wrath. He had to leave the place immediately. He opened the door and who was it that stood before him.

The mad scientist himself, holding what appeared to be a very large, menacing needle with some sort of weird red liquid inside.

"Hello La-Vi-kun!" he said sweetly. "I'll be…taking over your patient now…Mai-chan"

Before Mai had a chance to argue, Komui tossed Lavi over his shoulder, and disappeared, almost instantaneously.

Mai sighed and slumped back down in her seat. It was no use going after them. Komui's sister complex would only prevent her from getting her patient back and make the situation worse than it already was. She shut off the polygraph monitor and tapped her pen against the desk.

"Hmm…I still have time to kill…I guess I better go grab some lunch then."

Mai took off and headed for the cafeteria, seemingly feeling no concern as to what might happen between Lavi and Komui.

In one of the science rooms, all the science equipment shut down. They had a black out.

"AHHHHHH! All my work! GONE!" exclaimed Johnny in a fuss.

"Don't worry, we'll get it back." Reever tried reassuring him. "It's just Komui. For some reason he's using up all the electricity."

65 came over with a pile of paperwork and dumped it on a desk. "I saw him drag Lavi into his laboratory…"

"Really?" Reever put his hand to his chin and tried thinking. "I don't see why…"

"Doesn't he have some type of electric chair in there?" Johnny added.

All the scientists suddenly had a realisation. "Komui…" they sighed in unison.

To be continued...