7 Year Timeskip
Right now I'm in class, bored out of my mind while Iruka-sensei droned on about something I already knew. Oh Kami please somebody, anybody, make it stop! I thought as I practically moaned in my head. Suddenly two male Jōnin in their early twenties rushed into the room and whispered something into sensei's ear. Thank you Kami! Seconds later we- and probably the whole village- heard Iruka yell, "HE DID WHAT?" He practically exploded, with the whole red in the face thing. After a second of seething he quickly composed himself as he turned to the class and said sternly, "I'll be right back class, behave." He stressed the last word and watched over use warily before he ran out the door with the other two Jōnin.
The moment the door slammed shut everyone started screaming at the top of their lungs talking. "Ugh can they be any louder?" I asked sarcastically as I rubbed my temples. I could already feel a migraine coming on. Hinata giggled at my anguish as Shikamaru nodded in agreement while Chōji tried to block out everyone by eating his chips.
A few minutes later (although it felt like an eternity) Iruka-sensei came in the classroom dragging Naruto in by his collar to the front of the classroom, where he began to scream his head off at Naruto. "Listen Naruto you failed the last final exam and the exam before that you shouldn't be fooling around!" At that Naruto turned his head away and snorted. "Ok class today we'll be reviewing the art of transformation and you all have Naruto to thank for that. Everybody get in line." Iruka called out as he pointed off to the side. All the while people grumbled things like 'Stupid Uzumaki kid' as they stood in line.
"First, Sakura Haruno." Iruka called, and in response Sakura obediently walked up to him, an air of confidence surrounding her the whole time. "Sakura Haruno going! Henge" She all but yelled as a cloud of smoke covered her. Only to reveal Iruka standing in Sakura's place instead of herself. The only difference between the two Irukas was that the new one was a bit shorter and plumper and had a smaller scar that crossed their nose. After a few seconds smoke again erupted around the second Iruka and was replaced with a smirking Sakura. "Good job Sakura." Iruka-sensei praised as Sakura quickly turned around and looked at Sasuke with hopeful eyes. "I did it. Oh Sasuke did you see that?" She asked as Sasuke rolled his eyes at her futile attempt in impressing him.
"Next, Sasuke Uchiha." Iruka called as Sasuke slowly made his way over to him, gave him the once over and said, "Hn, transform." Again smoke spread around him only to be replaced by another Iruka. This time there were little too no flaws. The only thing standing out was his slouched posture and bored expression. "Good. Next, Sakai Murusaki." Iruka called after Sasuke went back to his seat.
I had spaced out around that point in time, already knowing what I needed to do and not wanting to have to bore myself. I thought about what Naruto could have done to make everyone so upset. It's probably nothing too big. It's probably just something really stupid. I was brought out of my thoughts when I heard my name being called, "Ok, next Hitomi." As I walked up to him I noticed that most of the kids that were once in line with me were now back in their seats watching with mild interest. I quickly studied his features, and when I had him memorized I made the correct handsign and whispered, "Transform". The moment I said the word smoke spread around me, clouding my vision.
When the smoke finally cleared I felt taller, and more muscular. When I looked around I found Iruka-sensei looking at me with pride as he said, "Very good Hitomi." As I lifted the jutsu I walked up the steps and up to my desk when Iruka called, "Next, Naruto Uzumaki." "Henge!" He exclaimed as the usual smoke enveloped him. But instead of an Iruka look-alike there was a tall, blonde, naked girl standing in Naruto's place in a very suggestive pose as swirling clouds covered her more private parts. The moment Iruka-sensei saw this he- in a most comical fashion- flew back from the force of his massive nosebleed. Ugh, guys are idiots. But I have to say, that was pretty funny. "Hahaha, how did you like that, I call it my Sexy No Jutsu!" Naruto yelled as he pointed proudly at Iruka-sensei. "You idiot, don't invent such a dumb jutsu!" He yelled after getting up off the floor with pieces of tissues shoved up his nose to stop the flow of blood. "Ok, class dismissed you can all go. Except you Naruto." Iruka sighed after he finished berating the orange clad boy who looked indifferent about his current predicament.
As I started packing my stuff away I heard my quiet best friend ask me a question, "Hey Hitomi do you want to sleepover my house tonight?" When we were younger Hinata used to stutter over every other word. Thankfully Chōji, Shikamaru, and I were able to make her stop by giving the self-confidence she was lacking. Unfortunately this was only the case with us and would go back to stuttering the moment someone came to us. "Sure let me just ask Sarutobi if I can." I stated as we walked down the road to my house.
After walking to my house and getting permission to sleep over, Hinata and I walked to her house to train and talk about what would await the next day.