The Twilight Saga is all Stephanie Meyers, I own nothing but my imagination and big black bags under my eyes from lack of sleep.
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Another Prompt Challenge. What do the boys do when all the imprints suffer with PMS at the SAME time?
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Chocolate
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"Jake do we have any chocolate in the house?" I hear Bella call from the bathroom.
Chocolate? Oh no, that's the start, known the signs that's what Paul taught us and when she starts looking for chocolate in the morning it normally means I am going to have a day of hell. Need to get out of here, screw breakfast, grab my phone and my wallet and yes freedom she didn't even hear me leave. No repeats of the dish throwing last month because I put the cereal in the wrong cupboard.
I ran as fast as I can into the forest once I get to our clearing I text the appropriate code 999 to all the imprinted wolves. I sit down phew!
Paul arrives first, "Shit man I was just escaping when I got your text. How can they tell us all about imprinting and there is not one legend about PMS. Seriously how messed up is that? I would rather take on a coven of leeches single handed than face her after I forgot to put the toilet seat up."
Sam is next. "Thanks Jake, I wasn't sure she didn't complain about the state of the shower so I thought I was home free but when I walked into the kitchen and she was just sitting there crying into her porridge I knew it was going to be the emotional rollercoaster."
Embry limps in to the clearing; we all stare at him wide eyed.
"Jeez Em what happened?" I whisper.
"Baseball bat." He huffed. "I wasn't listening properly but I think I agreed, accidently I might add that her bum looked big in the dress she was wearing. She may seem like a lamb but I swear that girl is going to phase one of these days into a friggen tiger."
"What are we going to do guys we can't hide here for the rest of the week?" Sam asked.
"Why the hell not? I would rather this than have my nuts put in a vice, it's a pity they are so synchronised, and if they all didn't go loco together we would have some where to hang out. What about Seths? they would never look for us there?" I wonder
"Leah would blab." Paul dead panned.
"Hmm she is on patrol at the moment I could order her not to tell them unless it was an emergency." I consider. "It is probably overstepping the Alpha role but those girls scare me enough to do it."
I run into the trees and phase. "Leah, Seth Operation Nutcracker is going down, we need a place to hide out and plan so we are going to head to your house is that OK."
"Sure Jake, Mom is there I am sure she will happily feed you." Seth thought.
"Great and both of you please don't telling the girls where we are." I requested
"AH Jake can't promise that," Leah laughed. "and you better not consider Alpha ordering me to keep quiet."
"No I wouldn't do that but I am Alpha ordering you to stay in Wolf form until I tell you to phase back." Jacob quickly phased back before his brain was fried with Leah hate filled thoughts. He knew he was going to pay dearly for doing that.
Meanwhile back with the girls
"Rachel, have you seen Jake" Bella asks her sister in law when she sees her walking up her drive.
"No Bella have you seen Paul?" Rachel returns.
"No, lets head over to Emily's to see if they are there, I can't believe he disappeared again, what the hell are they up to there is normally at least one wolf on my couch at all times it's like I'm a friggen dog breeder half the time and now when I want him to do something with me he is missing in action." Bella huffs.
"I know! I was talking to Paul when he disappeared like a puff of smoke." Rachel grumbled.
"What were you talking about?" Bella asked.
"His inability to put the toilet seat back down, where he found it!" Rachel moaned.
"Yep that would make him run." Bella nodded as they made their way towards Emily's little house.
"I know but it's so annoying"
"Emily" Bella calls.
"Yeah," Emily calls from the kitchen
"Have you seen our wolves?" Rachel asks.
"No, have you seen mine?" Emily sniffs.
"Sam is missing too?" Bella questions.
"So is Jared," Kim stated as she walked in the door
"Where have they got to?" Emily wonders.
"I'll phone Angela, maybe they are over at her house?" Bella routs in her bag for her phone.
"No need I'm here, and I have no idea where mine or yours are." Angela says glumly.
"Seriously, I need to speak to Jake, and if he keeps hiding on me I am going to bring him to the bloody vets and have them implant him with one of those tracking thingies they use on race horses." Bella was getting angry now.
"Are they in the diner?" Rachel suggests.
"Nope just been there." Kim states.
"On the beach?" Bella wonders.
"No I looked there." Kim dismisses
"Who's on patrol?" Angela asks.
"Leah and Seth." Emily confirms.
"Do they know where they are?" Bella asks.
"They won't phase to tell us and by the look in Leah's eyes she pissed which means she is not allowed phase back" Angela explains.
"Well that's it if he is going to be an ass, he is the last person who is going to know my news, come on outside I want to tell Leah at the same time as you girls." Bella fumes.
"Leah come here, I want to tell you something." Bella calls out.
"Yip" Leah is at the edge of the forest.
"Cool right girls I had planned on telling my darling husband the news but as he is acting like a child and hiding from me for some unknown reason. Girls, I have some really important news to share…."
"I'm going to be a mommy!"
"Oh My God so am I."
"Me too."
"Me three."
It looks like the boys were wrong.
I hope you enjoyed.