Prompt Jake asks Paul for advice
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Finally
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By Noin
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"Seriously Jacob I cannot believe you have asked this of me!" Paul exclaimed in annoyance.
"I know Paul, and I am sorry but who else will I ask?" I am so embarrassed I cannot believe I have to go to Paul for advice like this, I have spent so long thinking he was a sleaze and a piece of shit and here I am asking him to help me with something so personal.
"I have never done this before," I responded. "And its not like I can ask Quil or Embry to help me with this I would never hear the end of it God can you imagine how annoying they would be."
"Do you not have some female friends can help you with this?" Paul was not comfortable at all in these circumstances and he really preferred being the lone Wolf it prevented situations like this."
Paul I can't ask Leah or Kim they would tell Bella and it's not like I can go up and ask one of those girls that I went to school with, they hate Bella and I wouldn't trust them as far as I could throw them. I have wolf ears I can here the scary shit they speak about what they want to do to us guys, I always thought boy talk was X-rated but a group of girls who think they are alone are bloody scary.
"Yeah it funny when you finally realised what woman talk about, I never thought Embry would leave his house after he over heard Katie Smith and Nadia Simmons talking about what they wanted to do to him." Paul chuckled. "How did you get him out in the end?"
I shrugged, "I told him that I would give them his address and tell them that he was waiting for them." I laughed "He was too scared to call my bluff so he came to the beach with me and Bells and guess who we met but the two nympho's. I thought he was going to cry."
"He seems to have turned off peanut butter since then as well." Paul stated with a raised eyebrow.
I just laughed well so would you if you had the image of them coming after you with a jar of Chunky Monkey." I said shivering a little at the thought.
"OK, let's get this over with, what have you got so far?" Paul asked
I sigh, I hope he doesn't laugh
"Bella I have loved you since before I knew what love was, I was yours since birth, but today I stand before family and friends so they can witness our love for each other. Bella, I join my life to yours, not merely as your husband, but as your friend, your mate, your lover, and your confidant. Let me be the shoulder you lean on, the rock on which you rest, the companion of your life. With you I will walk my path from this day forward."
I look up at Paul "So what do you think?"
He nodded and smiled "I don't think you need to change a word that describes you both perfectly, she will be very impressed."
"I hope so Paul, I hope so." I can't believe I am getting married in the morning, it took a while but Bella and I will never be separated again.