Dear Ukraine,
Well I already ** off Moscow, not that I care, and I think St. Petersburg
likes me, so he says nothing. I think only Russia & Belarus are truly bothered
by the fact that I refuse Kaliningrad. I refuse to become fully Russian! My
people may speak, act, and be Russian, but the ruins of the old Berlin Wall
near my home say otherwise! I'm Prussian all the way!
Yeah! It's awesome! I hear everyone is doing them! It's so awesome of you!
Your loving 'niece',
Alice 'Königsberg' Beilschmidt-Braginski
Kaliningrad/Königsberg,
Oh. Well, it's nice to see you can handle yourself in a house of that many people. I can see why Ivan and Nataliya would be bothered by this, because Ivan adopted you, and Nataliya is Nataliya... oh well, I suppose you are at least permitted to see your Uncle Germany? I would hope so, and I'm sorry if Ivan says otherwise.
Yes, I have seen lots of other bigger countries around the European Union do this too. I thought it would be fun, so I'm trying it too! Ah ha, you are really too kind!
Your thankful 'auntie,'
Ukraine
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