Disclaimer: Do not own any of these peeps except Lucy. Just so you know, the link for the pictures is on my profile page and I tried it and it works, also I did notice all the tiny perverted jokes when I wrote it

I walk up to the school and notice no one. I check my droid to see if I am late, but it appears I am an hour early. I sigh and walk around. I hear thumps and groans and screams, but the voices are muffled. I follow the noises even though I know I shouldn't, and I can't believe what I saw.

Balls.

Balls were coming at my face.

"KYAAAAH!" I scream as I slam my eyes closed to make the impact lessen.

I wait for a couple minutes and nothing happens, I keep my eyes closed, but stretch my hand out to feel if the ball is suspended in the air. I feel clothes. I trail my hand up and feel a neck, then a face with super soft lips. I keep trailing my hands up and feel cheekbones and then I feel something squishy and wet.

"OW!" Someone cries out.

I snap my eyes open and see my finger in someone's eyes.

"Well, you should have closed your eyes." I say as I fold my arms over my chest.

"What are you talking about? You are the one that basically felt me up!" said the kid with cat eyes.

"If I felt you up I would have felt your penis, but since I didn't I think you are a chic." I say while looking up the 3 inches that separate me from looking into his cat-like eyes.

I notice about eight more guys and an old lady.

"You can't take a girl on in a verbal fight and had to call help huh? It's okay a lot of guys have had to call help to even get close enough to my level to tap it with a ten foot stick." I say with a smirk.

"There is something wrong with you, but you can't see it with that humongous ego in the way. Why don't I cut it down for you in a tennis match?" The kitty eye boy asks.

"No." I say simply.

"Why not?" HE asks.

"I'm afraid of balls." I say.

"Are you serious?" HE asks.

"Abso-fucking-lutely." I say.

"Well, I guess we know you don't have a chance with her eh Ochibi?" A redhead asks.

"Yeah, but that also means you don't have a chance with my sexy body." I say as I motion up and down my body in a way that would make strippers jealous.

All of their jaws drop, even the old lady's.

"Who are you?" A guy with glasses and long-ish brown hair.

"My name is Atobe Lucy." I say.

"I didn't know that Monkey king had a sister." The redhead says.

"You don't know much do you?" I Ask.

The guy with purple eyes smiles at that.

"Why are you smirking giant?" A guy with a bandana asks.

"What about you mamushi?" The giant asks.

"Is that how you act in front of ladies?" I Ask.

They both shut up.

"Well, are you joining the tennis team?" The old lady asks.
"Well, yeah, anything to go against the Queen of Misfit Island." I say.

"Who?" The brunette that is always smiling asks.

"Keigo, you know the island of misfits, Hyotei. I thought you guys were supposed to be smart." I say.

"Keigo is a girl?" A guy with box glasses asks shocked.

Author's Note: I love you all so rate and review or my love will get very iffy. IF you thought people were having sex in the beginning, well I love you more than the rest. Dakota u.u