Dislaimer: I only own the pervy jokes and Lucy also all the things that are not in the original manga/anime.
"Obviously." I said
"What do you mean?" He replied.
"Well, she is always flipping her hair and it is pretty long, plus she has a vagina, and she has no boobs because they turned to muscle, but you should see her in a dress, she goes out every Thursday night to tranny bars trying to get some. It's really sad, because even the trannies don't go for her because she is a girl." I said with a serious tone even though it was complete BS.
The guy with thick rimmed square glasses was sweating from the effort it took to write fast enough to get everything I said. I smirk while watching him almost break his pen. The boy with brown hair and blondish highlights with wire glasses stares at me.
"Can I help you?" I ask him.
"Why are you making things up?" He asks in return.
"How would you know if I was making things up? The only way you would know is if you stare at Keigo's junk, which is non-existent. That means you imagine him with a penis, which makes me think you are gay. Are you gay? If you are I will have to tell Keigo, and you know how he is. Once he hears something everyone else hears it too." I ramble on.
The guy doesn't even blush, but the energetic redhead, black haired boy with two bangs, black haired purple eyed boy, and guy with a green bandana all blush. I think the kid who is a bit taller than me blushed, but I wouldn't know because he pulled his hat down to cover his face.
"I do not look at Atobe like that. Now tell Inui that it was all a lie so he will stop freaking out." The guy says with a cold stare that could only belong to captains.
"Fine, it was a lie, but I don't doubt that you stare at Keigo's dick." I say with a nonchalant wave of my hand.
The guy just turns around and walks away.
"By the way who are you people?" I ask the guy that was now scribbling over everything he had written.
"I am Inui Sadaharu." Inui, the guy with big thick square rimmed glasses.
"I am Momoshiro, but call me Momo." The guy with purple eyes and pointy black hair says.
"I am Kaidoh Kaoru, Fssshhhhh." The guy with the green bandana hisses.
"I am Eiji Kikumaru, nyah!" The energetic redhead shouts.
"I am Oishi." The boy with black hair and weird bangs says.
"Hn." The kid taller than me with a white cap and greenish tinted hair says.
"It is very nice to meet you Hn." I say.
He smirks a little and so do I.
"My name is Shusuke Fuji." The caramel haired boy that is always smiling with his eyes closed says.
"Who was the guy that just walked off?" I ask.
"That was Tezuka Kunimitsu, he is the captain of the boy's tennis team." Oishi says.
"Eeeeh, you guys are the male tennis team's regulars?" I ask.
Author's Note: Okay sorry it took a while to make, but I couldn't think of what to write. So if you have any ideas just write them in a review or email me at . Thank you for reading, please review. I also want to thank everyone who has added me to their favorite authors, stories, and their alerts. Dakota u.u