Dislaimer: Sorry for the wait, and I don't own the story.
"Well, first of all, Hyotei teachers do not like to teach students who have a tattoo. They hated me because I have four. Secondly, my attitude isn't the best and telling teachers to fuck off is not a good thing to do if they already hate you. Thirdly, I broke the main donator's son's nose. Fourthly, I threw stink bombs around the school. Finally, well I had a bit of a pyromaniac stage that I went through." I say as I blush a little.
"What did you burn? Did you burn your test, or a piece of clothing?" Ryoma asks.
"Actually, I went in before anyone was in school and decided things needed to get changed. So, I got out a can of axe and a lighter and got a flame going on the lighter, and then I sprayed the axe. It was really simple. The principal didn't like the fact that the fire started in his office, or the fact that it burned a fifth of the school down. After that incident I happened to get expelled and now everyone thinks I have issues because I burned a tiny bit of the school. It's not like anyone got hurt." I say nonchalantly.
"Oh, yeah, because burning part of a school totally doesn't matter." Ryoma said while smirking.
"Finally, someone who understands! I could kiss you Ryoma." I yell out.
"Crash!"
I looked around to see what it was and missed Ryoma pulling his hat down even farther to cover his blush.
"Thanks for listening. I'll see you in health." I say while waving and walking to my homeroom.
The bell rang as soon as I got to the room. I slip inside before the teacher arrived and sat down in my seat.
"So, I hear you like Ryoma." Tomoka said.
"Me, no, that could never happen. HE is way too short for me." I said.
"What do you mean; he is taller than you by three inches!" Tomoka shouted.
"Well, three inches isn't enough Tomoka. I think two inches is perfect though." I said while smirking and chuckling lightly.
Ryoma walks in just as I say that and looks at Tomoka who is about to blow.
Tomoka screeched in anger and went back to her desk.
I then let myself laugh out loud. Not Lol, that is way to mainstream, but laugh out loud.
I look at Ryoma and see him smirk. I grinned to him and he just shook his head and sat down.
Classes passed and I fell asleep in most of them because we had covered the material in Hyotei already. Finally, we got to health, the class right before lunch.
"Today, everyone will read a paragraph out of the textbook about a part of sex, or a sex organ. Ryoma, why don't you go first?" The teacher called out.
Ryoma groaned, but stood up with his book.
"The…testicles…are balls found under the….penis…and the hold the…sperm." Ryoma pulled his hat down to hide his blush. "Once a male has reached his…orgasm…then the…testicles…release the…sperm." Ryoma says and sits down immediately.
I start laughing at his embarrassment.
"Lucy, how rude. Don't laugh at other people. You can go next." The teacher scolded.
"Okay, so sex is when the penis enters the vagina and the male thrusts into the female in many different positions. Then as the fuck, I mean make love to eachother, the penis lets sperms out of its testicles slowly before ejaculating into the girl. The sperm travels up the vagina and cervix, into the uterus and fertilize the egg. If they do not fertilize the egg, then they die within a week. If they do fertilize the egg though, then the egg moves over and attaches itself to the uterus's walls with blood and starts to make the baby. Females do not get their periods during this time. Finally, after nine months, unless it is a premature baby, you have your own little bundle of hell." I say with a proud smile as I sit back down, without even a blush on my face.
Everyone looks thoroughly disgusted.
"How did you know all that without reading it from the book? Have you been preggers before?" A random kid asked.
"Actually I-" I started.
Author's Note: Sorry for the gruesome detail, wait for the next one please or write a private message to me. Dakota u.u