Dear Ukraine,
caio, i am San Marino~! though i go by Marino... anyway...
hm, i was wondering if you have ever met prussia?
ya have, good. because i need to ask yo something about...that THING.
My question: how do you get Prussia ot of your pants. god, i know he's a damn perv, but the man comes to my house at night and has snuck into my bed!
help me ukraine! i'll pay you in gelato~! and i'll give you gas money.
Much love,
San marino!
Privyit Maryno,
I have met Prossiya before! In fact, at World Conferences he... On second thought, I won't share those memories...
How to get Prossiya out of your pants? Well, it may be a good idea to carry some kind of scary looking thing with you, or threaten him, or tell him you have a brother...
I'm sorry if this does not help,
Ukraine
P.S. R-Really? You'll give me gas money? I couldn't possibly accept, I-I wasn't being serious!
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia. Hidekazu Himaruya does, and all rights belong to him.
[A/N: I love you all. Thank you so much. I love you. Also, with the Prussia thing, use your imagination ;) ]