One more chapter but Im sure you've already noticed that.
''Talking''
'Thinking'
*Translation (Translation )*
''(Action) like for example GASPS''
The Hokage's Office.
''It seems that things are just getting worse and worse aren't they Itachi-kun?'' The Sandaime asks the raven haired youth standing in front of him.
''Sadly yes, it appears that my clan is not going to change there mind about the coup not to mention they are suspicious of me and have sent Shisui to keep an eye on me'' Uchiha Itachi answered.
''Well aint that a fucking bitch'' Naruto said he came into the office without knocking as usual scarying the crap out of the two older ninjas.
''Wha- N-Naruto how much did you hear and how are you even here I told my secretary that I was not to be desturbed'' Sarutobi asks while Itachi puts away the kunai he had pulled out when Naruto first entered the room.
''First of all I heard every thing from 'It seems' to 'eye on me', secondly your secretary never lets me see you so I ignore her and thirdly its not like I'm unaware of the whole Uchiha coup thing seriously I have told you about my spies old-man'' Naruto answers.
''(sights) Right I forgot'' Sarutobi says.
''So out of curiosity, after the apparently inevitable Uchiha clan's demise how are you going to deal with the council's most likely demand for a Kakashi wannabe army?'' Naruto asks while pulling out a candy bar.
''Kakashi wannabe... army?'' Sarutobi and Itachi both says with a confused tone.
''(Rolls eyes) Yeah, do you guys really think that once all those Uchihas are dead someone on the council wont get the bright idea that if every Konoha shinobi has a sharingan like Kakashi then Konoha would be able to attack and take over the world or something like that?'' Naruto asks as he opens up the candy bar.
This question made the two shinobi think and was mentally kicking themselves for not thinking about that as well.
''He is correct hokage-sama that is a very likely thing to happen once my clan is... dead'' Itachi admits pausing a bit near the end about his family's soon to be deceased status.
''Yes this causes a problem since any transplant of a sharingan without the original owner's approval has always lead to different mentally problems for the resiver'' Sarutobi admits knowing that many one the council will ignore that fact and still order the transplants to be made.
''And I would not have enough time to both put an end to the coup while also making sure all the sharingans are destroyed'' Itachi says.
''And its not like I can follow you, take the sharingans, use the seal on my stomach to pull them into my mind scape and by doing so keep them out of the wrong hands as well as use them to help me control the kyuubi's chakra''Not that I would need it with Mr. Giant Furby 'HEY!' and I being on such good terms but they don't need to know that since it would only give them a heart attack' Naruto says with a sarcastic voice while mentally adding the last part as well as ignoring Kyo's shout of indignity.
Picking up on the sarcastic tone and what he really means both Sarutobi and Itachi first tried to argue but had to agree when Naruto pointed out that there was no one else with the ability to pull stuff into his mind scape that they could turn to.
The Next Day.
Today was the day when the Uchiha clan would fall by the hands of one of there own.
Naruto however was inside of the Uchiha compound of all places looking at the body of the infamous *Shunshin no Shisui (Shisui of the Body Flicker)*.
''(chuckles softly) I know that it was far from what you intended but I am grateful for what you did Shisui if you hadn't tried to kill me that day then I doubt I would be anywhere near the level of power I have now'' Naruto says as he looks a the unmoving body before continuing.
''Still just because I'm grateful doesn't mean that I like or even respect you but I just wanted to let you know that I'm not doing this out of revenge or because I think you owe it to me, I'm doing it because its a golden opportunity that I'm simply taking advantage of'' Naruto finishes before moving his hand to Shisui's face.
Later on when some clan members come by they couldn't find anything wrong but something had change about Shisui... his eyes were now open and two sharingan eyes could be seen.
With Naruto.
''Hey Kit'' Kyo says to get his host's attention.
'Hmm yes what is it' Naruto asks as he appears inside his mind scape.
Speaking of his mind scape it no longer looked like sewer but instead as a large palace with the throne room having six statues each holding a large scroll standing behind the throne witch Naruto was siting in as Kyo laid on a giant pillow in front of him.
''Why did you give him those eyes after you removed his original ones?'' Kyo asks laizily.
''Because I seriously doubt that someone else wont come and try to take those eyes as out of all the sharingans in the clan non have that rare an powerful ability this way we will know thanks to that special little thing that was added to them'' Naruto answered.
'' Right and what was it we added I kinda forgot '' Kyo admits somewhat sheepishly.
''We will be able to track the eyes and tap into the senses and memories of the one with the eyes and if need be make the eyes release a poison that will cause blindness Naruto explains.
Suddenly he hears a girl's voice calling his name and gets up and disappears from his mind scape ignoring Kyo waving a flag that says 'Go Pervo Power!'.
Outside the Mind scape.
Hinata was blushing as she gently shook her crush in order to wake him.
''Hmm yes Hina-chan''Naruto asks enjoying the cute face she make when she hears the nickname.
''I-I was wondering w-what we would be practising today N-Naruto-kun'' The shy Hyuga shuttered out causing Naruto to smile as she is just to cute for him not to.
''Oh nothing to big a deal just some taijutsu, a little bit of chakra control but first were going to fix that shyness of despite how cute it make you look'' Naruto says to the blushing girl.
''B-but how will you Ah! w-w-what are you-HA! d-doiahHA ah ha ahaha!'' Whatever she was trying to say was drown by the sound of her laughing as Naruto had pinned her down an was now tickling her and it just so happens that she was very ticklish.
''Now then if you want me to stop you're gonna need to promise to be more confident, courageous andbemygirlfriend'' Naruto says with smirk.
''Whaha I cahahan't just haHAah okay aHAhAH I PROMISE AHAAHAHA!'' Hinata manages to yell out making Naruto stop tickling and get of her.
''What was all that about!'' Hinata demands while actually giving Nartuo a glare.
''Just a cure for your shyness'' Naruto responds with a happy tone.
''A cure, That's what you call that torture it was far from a cure it-it... worked'' Hinata says shocked as she notices that her shuttering was gone.
''Yep even if I find your shuttering to be super cute your voice is just as beautiful without it and now it is easier to hear what my girlfriend is saying'' Naruto said enjoying the look on Hinata's face when she hears him say girlfriend and recalls that she did in fact promise to be his girlfriend during the whole tickling thing.
''You want me to be your girlfriend?, you like me?'' Hinata asks shocked that her feelings for her crush would be returned even before she had a chance to confess them in the first place.
''(laugh softly)Kefu fu fu fu Hina-chan if you would look up that you can see the answer yourself. Naruto says. (And yes I gave him Rokudo Mukuro' laugh from Katekyo Hitman Reborn cause both since both are awesome)
Hinata was confused but looked up anyway and her eyes went wide and her jaw dropped as somehow the few only clouds in the sky can formed themselves so that you could read, NARUTO + HINATA = LOVE 4EVER! in short Naruto had somehow written a love letter in the freaking sky.
Hinata just stood there and stared until she let out a loud Eep sound when Naruto sat down pulling her with him making her sit in his lap.
''Now then how about we just talk for a bit a get to know each other a bit better'' Naruto says.
Hinata just nodded since she just couldn't seem to form any words at the moment.
Back at the Uchiha Compound.
Standing next to Shisui's body was an old man covered mostly in bandages and behind him two Anbu with blank masks.
''Shunshin no Shisui you may have sided with you traitorous clan but from now on your power will be put to good use as now your sharingan belongs to the true Hokage of Konoha'' the man says as the two Anbu picks up the body and leaves a fake in it's place before all of them disappears with puffs of smoke.
And one more chapter is now done just one or two chapters left before my story reaches the point were the real manga/anime started (If you ignore that I've changed things like that they are fourteen when they graduates).
Sorry but it will take a bit longer until I can make another Captain Pedofile Oamka since I have a small writers block about it but maybe next chapter so until then this will have to do.
We find ourselves in front of a large stage with a large TV screen behind it.
Suddenly an Edo Tensei coffin appears out of the stage floor and opens up to reveal... Gin Ichimaru from Bleach.
''Hello everyone Mr Sage of FanFiction has summoned me here today in order to tell you about Err...(pulls out a script and starts to read) the two treasured tools in Naruto-kun's possession the Shichiseiken and the Bashōsen'' Gin says as said tools appear on the screen.
''First of all as a result of having the rinnegan, Naruto both can and has formed a connection with these two items allowing him to store them inside his soul and summon them whenever he wants as well as change the form and appearance of the tools finally he can also use there full power and not just the standard that everybody else uses of course the tools still suck a large amount of chakra luckily Naruto has plenty to spare'' Gin says before continuing.
''Now then (point at the normal version of the sword on the screen), the Shichiseiken looks like a broad and flat sword. By saying the verbal command "curse" it can be used to sever the word soul of those struck by the *Kōkinjō (Golden Canopy Rope)*, allowing the soul to be sucked into the *Benihisago (Crimson Gourd)*. Completing these conditions "curses" the victim; if they utter the word they have said the most during their life, they will be sucked into and trapped within the Benihisago for eternity. Whatever this word is will be inscribed onto the Shichiseiken's blade. The wielder can fold the blade to prevent the victim from seeing what it is. If their most-used word changes at any point, the inscribed word will be updated'' Gin says after witch he points at the new version of the sword.
''After connecting with Naruto-kun the Shichiseiken turned into a completely different kind of sword and had six more curses added to it, five of these new curses however take a good bit of chakra to to use and they can only be used once before they needs to be recharged witch happens automatically at the end of every week, it is not possible to put more then one curse on the same victim at the same time also if the victim is strong enough when they are cursed then it wont be permanent and the more powerful the victim the shorter the time of the curse will be'' Gin says before moving on to the fan.
''Now the, when it comes to the Bashōsen it is rather simple, it is a large fan that is able to generate all five of the basic elemental chakra natures. To do so, the user need only say a mental command, which produces substantial amounts of the desired element when the fan is waved, but now that Naruto has connected to it,
The Bashōsen has taken the form of a smaller more formal kind of fan (Think Temari's fan but smaller so it can easily be held in one hand, instead of metal it is a dark brown almost black wood and instead of the three moons it is completely forest green on the inside) and can now created waves almost anything like clouds of poison and angry bees to chocolate pudding and monkey shit finally it also has the power to 'blow away' close to anything so with just a wave of the fan it is possible to remove any genjutsu and even push back a tsunami, of course each time it is used it take a bit of chakra with the amount depending on what you use the an for but its worth it'' Gin finishes as the Edo Tensei coffin comes and pulls him in before starting to disappear again.
''Oh my, It seems we're out of time so until next time Bye-Bye'' Came Gin's voice from the coffin just before it disappeared the completely.