Dear Ukraine,
okay, so i used the threat idea.
he seriously tackled me to the floor and laughed his ass off. so then i told him a had a big brother (which failed because everyone in the world confernce knows that i have cousins, but no brother) when he smirked at that one spain came by...
i like spain alot now. but what happened to Prussia, you may be wondering...
well... his bird is crying over his bloody body~!
loves you soooooo much now for the ideas!
-sends you aroundtwo thousand dolloars in ukraine money-
LOVE,
San marino!
Dear Maryno,
Did you now? Well, Prossiya isn't very open to threats, I suppose... When these kinds of things happen to me, usually Rosiya is close to me, which saves me from a lot of sexual violation...
Ispaniya can be very nice sometimes... As for Prossiya, I'm sorry for his little bird... That sounds almost gruesome.
Ah ha, thank you!
*sees money, turns bright red*
I-I... Thank you, but I... I'm sorry I cannot accept this... It... It wouldn't b-be appropriate... I just cannot accept...
Ukraine
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia. Hidekazu Himaruya does, and all rights belong to him.
Ispaniya - Spain
[A/N: Ukraine here is just doing what I would do if I saw a huge amount of money in an envelope given to me. Only I'd pee myself and send half of it back.]