Chapter eleven. also I have been thinking how to get Naruto with several girls but I've been having some trouble with that however I will try as best I can.
At the Academy.
Kakashi just stared at the three genins before regaining the ability to talk.
''H-hey now you shouldn't go calling people you don't kno-''
''You are a over twenty year old virgin pervert who lacks depth perception and has no confidants in your own looks witch is why you wear a mask accept and get over it already you freaking scarecrow'' Naruto said cutting him off and making Kakashi fall to his knees with a spotlight shining down on him.
'It is true, but how did he know, is it that obvious?' Kakashi tough in despare.
''Yeah it is very obvious, so you can not longer hide it... you just plain suck sensei'' Naruto said in the same tone used for stating a fact like the shy is blue.
After a while Kakashi managed to pull himself togheter.
''Well then my first impression of you all is... I hate you, especially you blondie''.
(Okay I'm skipping a bit forward since I don't feel like doing the introduction thing since it is the same as cannon except naruto's is a bit different)
Naruto just fell into his bed and sighted.
''So tomorrow there is going to be another test, (sights) and here I though that the scarecrow was such a Uchiha fan boy that he would pass just because the emo was on the team (closes his eyes)... stupid rapping kumo nin'' Naruto said.
With the Stupid Rapping Kumo Nin.
Naruto's paths were having a hard time fighting the Hatchibi jinchūriki who at first was rapping about not being a pervert and getting the treasured tool, but now was powering up a *imari (menacing ball)* in his full biju form.
If not for the fact that the Animal path was nearby and summoned the other paths then the fight would have already been over since as powerful as he is Naruto still have to go all out for opponents like this.
''*Kuchiyose (Summoning)*'' Said the Animal Path as he slammed his hands down on the ground creating a large cloud of smoke.
It was at that moment the kumo jinchūriki fired the imari into the smoke blowing up what ever it was the path summoned.
But it didn't matter for his distraction had allowed Naruto's paths to surround him and were now all making hand seals.
''*Dai Hateng Shibojaku no Mushosuk (Great Eight-Point Entrapment of Independents)*'' They all shouted as six cubes were shoot at the Hatchibi.
Once they reached it a blinding flash came and when it faded it was revealed that a giant cube was encasing all of the eight tentacles along with everything else all the way to the center of the biju's chest... and then the cube turned green.
It couldn't even scream as half of it's lungs were gone.
Once the battle was over and the kumo jinchūriki was unconscious Naruto started to mess with his head so that he wouldn't remember anything of what happened besides a black cloak with red clouds on it as well as seeing if he had any useful memories, witch he did and now Naruto knows how to get his hands on the treasured tool inside of kumo along with a few other things.
Yes thing were going to the very interesting tomorrow... now it would just be a good idea to leave since this fight will have caughthe attention of alot of people.
The Next Day.
Naruto got out of bed, got dressed, grabbed something to eat and headed of to training ground seven.
''NARUTO-BAKA! YOUR LATE AND KAKASHI-SENSEI SAID NOT TO EAT ANYTHING!'' Sakura yelled as Naruto neared the training ground.
Naruto ignored her and instead pulled his arm back as if to throw something.
With a puff of smoke Kakashi arrives.
''Hey every-SPLAT'' The rest of what Kakashi was going to say never came as he was interrupted by a wedding cake hitting him in the face.
Silence.
''From now on Ero-sensei please don't be late, Okay?'' Naruto said happily.
'Were did that cake come from?' Was the thoughts of Sasuke and Sakura.
'Okay I'm really starting to hate this kid' Kakashi mentally growled.
After cleaning himself up a bit he explained and started the test.
However he really id not like the look in Naruto's eyes.
With the Deva, Human and Preta Paths.
Three of Naruto's path were at the moment inside of Kumo using the information that had been gathered from Killer Bee and the summoned spies to move around without any problems.
The Deva path was walking around inside the Raikage's tower with a advanced henge on making him look like a older, longer silver haired version of himself with a little bit different facial structure and no wiskers, it also changed his chakra signature and made it seem weaker.
The Preta path was following close behind under a special Suiton/Genjutsu hybrid that prevents him from being seen, smelt or having his chakra sensed however this came at the cost of not being able to use any other chakra related skill like wall walking
The Human path however was moving to different locations in the village looking for useful things such as scroll or people that he can use his abilities on.
Back at the Bell Test.
Naruto was sitting in a tree kissing Hinata... no that is what he wish was happening in reality he was watching Sasuke get his ass violated by Kakashi thanks to a quick substitution when the one eyed perv tried to do that to him.
'Sasuke is an emo idiot, Sakura a banshee whore and Kakashi just plain suck... I wonder if I can switch to Hina-chan's team' Naruto complained mentally as he watched Sakura attack Kakashi while screaming how she is the only one that should violate Sasuke's butt.
Naruto just held up his left arm and a apple pie appeared in it, the reason for this is that Naruto had found a way to use the powers of the Rikudō Sennin no Hōgu while they are still inside of him by letting them fuse with him slightly and as a result he now has the power of the Bashōsen in his left arm and the power of the Shichiseiken in his right also if he wants he can change what arm has what power and since he has the Kōkinjō and Benihisago he no longer needs to pull out, cut of and record the word soul in order to use the word curse just getting cut by his claws or a chakra receiver blade from that arm will do.
''Jinsukuton: Kosuku Hasha'' Naruto mutters while preforming a few one handed seals making the pie glow yellow slightly.
Back with the other three Kakashi had just knocked out Sakura with a genjutsu and buried Sasuke up to the head when he was hit in the face with the pie.
'... he hit me in the face again... I FUCKING HATE THIS KID!' Kakashi was at this point on fire out of rage and was about to go hunting blonds when he heard something behind him causing him to spin around a grab what he believed to be the blond genin that had come to steal a bell.
''GOT YOU!'' Kakashi said loudly as he grabbed something soft
It wasn't Naruto.
It was the right boob of Kurenai... and behind her was Asuma, Anko and Gai.
All the color disappeared from Kakashi's face as a angry aura surrounded Kurenai, Anko and Asuma while Gai started to scream about un-youthfulness.
What horrors happened after that cannot be described in mortal words.
Naruto was watching it all with a smile and some of popcorn and to think all he had to do was send a few clones to deliver a few messages and this happened with is even better then what he originally planned.
'That's right pervert suffer, the only one who's perverseness I don't dislike is Hina-chan's and sometimes maybe Kyo's' Naruto mentally laughed as his toughs drifted to his surprisingly perverted girlfriend.
He was more then a little shocked when he found out that Hinata had very interesting ideas when it came to somethings in fact when Naruto told Hinata that he was the son of Minato and Kushina she was the one who brought up the fact that Naruto could have more then one wife thanks to the CRA as well as the things that he could do with multiple girls.
He also found out that while Hinata had no interest in any other guy then him the same could however not be said for girls, that's right the Hyuga princess is bi and actually wanted that Naruto would get more girls and even went as far as to buy him a book on seduction.
Naruto was snapped out of his thoughts of Hinata by the sound of the alarm clock ringing telling all that the test was over.
(Okay I'm skipping this part. in short Sakura is tied to the log and is then feed by Sasuke and Naruto later making Kakashi pass them).
Once the test was over Naruto quickly left in order to find Hinata.
While all of this was happening the Asura path was with the Hokage going over one of Naruto's project that would help improve Konoha, Project CC.
The two Cs stands for Clan Creation since that is exactly what this project is all about.
The idea was to gather a group of people mostly orphans and then give them a clan home, a bit of money to support themselves with for a time and one of the scrolls that Naruto created for this and then see if they can make it.
The scrolls contain jutsu and other things that Naruto gathered and felt would fit with the kind of clan that he had designed.
So far Naruto had five clan scrolls that each had enough in them to start a clan with but they can be upgraded if he finds more things that fit.
The five clans so far are:
*Otokane (Sound bell)* A clan that uses sound for there jutsu both nin, gen and taijutsu, many of the jutsu and other stuff was stolen from the newly made sound village but there are a few that aren't and Naruto has heard rumors about a bat summoning contract that would fit in with this clan very well.
*Kengko (Health)* A clan that is going to specialise in medical jutsu as well as poison related things and cooking making it's members mostly for support roles.
*Shuseng (Nature)* A clan that will be given the one bloodline limit that Naruto has created and can safely give to other, the limit does not have a name but it gives the wielder a very strong affinity for one of the five main elements, with element is completely random, this clan will specialise in elemental ninjutsu but will be the smallest since Naruto could only create a limited amount of the bloodline.
*Takaisora (High Sky)* A clan that shall specialise in aerial combat and other things that can be done if you can fly.
*Sagishi (Deceiver)* A clan that will focus mostly on things like infiltration, spying and sabotage so it members wont be all that powerful in a fair fight... witch is why they wont fight fair.
Naruto is even looking into ways to safely give other people bloodline limits in order to help making the clans stronger but so far he has not had that much success despite being give access to the research notes and old labs of Orochimaru and Hiruko by the Sandaime as long as he reports what he is doing in there.
Also this project will make things difficult for Danzo since much more attention will be payed to the orphanages now witch in turn will make people notice that there are children missing since Danzo has been recruiting them, so he will need to lay low and not be able to continue any of his plans for some time unless he wants to be discovered.
Of course this will be very expensive but that was easily fixed since the civilian part of the council will pay for it as they are arrested for a few thing such as using the village treasury for there own gain, trying to steal from the Namikaze, Uzumaki and Senju accounts along with some other things witch will have them stripped of everything they own and have most of them locked in prison.
While all of these different things were happening Naruto's main body was doing something much more important, namely spoiling Hinata with cake and other wonderful things as he told her what he has been doing lately.
''So Naruto-kun what do you think the Raikage's reaction will be when he finds out that the *Kohaku no Jōhei (Amber Purifying Pot)* has been stolen?'' Hinata asks while munching on a piece of strawberry cake.
''Angry most likely, but I wouldn't worry yet since I only connected with it so that I can summon it into my own little world when ever I want, after all if it disappeared now then my Deva path would be among the first to put the blame on, my Preta path wont be able to finish memorising there forbidden scroll and that nice secretary would also get blamed for letting me distract her'' was Naruto's answered.
''Oh? And how did you distract her?'' Hinata asks with greater interest as Naruto had used a genjutsu to show her what the secretary looks like and Hinata had to admit she was good looking.
''Oh nothing much just a few things I learned from that book you gave me'' Naruto answers with a smirk.
''Hey Kit I just finished with those two bloodlines you gave me'' Came Kyo's voice from within Naruto's mind scape.
'Good job why don't you take a break and go hunt some giant rabbits or something' Naruto suggested witch Kyo gladly agreed to as he ran out into that witch at one point had been nothing more then a small mind scape in the form of a sewer but now was an large world filled with all kinds of wonders, and everything was just as real as the world outside of Naruto thanks to all the power and abilities that Naruto now had.
With that Naruto just continued to talk with Hinata.
With the Animal Path.
The Animal path at the moment was in Earth country, the Feudal Lord's palace to be more precise.
After summoning the Human path and some small spy summons the Animal path left while the Human path headed towards his target.
The target is Gin Kuroiwa the second son of the Earth Daimyo.
Gin is someone who was received the short end of the stick in life, ever since he was born he has had a sick and frail body, not only that but the woman who he has had a secret relationship with is to be married of to his brother Kingin who wants her just to be cruel to his younger brother.
So now he is stuck in bed with his love by his side waiting for his brother to come and mock him for the last time since the doctors say that Gin will not live passed sundown.
But as he lay there looking at the face of his beloved he cant help but think of the offer he was given two weeks ago.
''Ai-chan I need to talk with you about something'' Gin says weakly.
''What is it Gin-kun'' Ai asks (as for how she looks just imagine some anime girl in a kimono).
''Some time ago a person visited me a made me an offer, he offered me a healthy body, the chance to marry you and even the place as father's successor'' Gin admits earning a shocked look from Ai before he continued.
''But of course not without a price, three to be exact, first the life of my brother who despite being far from a good person is still family, second my identity as Gin Kuroiwa and third after that I will follow his orders'' Gin finishes as Ai looks unsure for a moment before answering.
''If he can truly do what he has promised then I say go for it after all it cant be worse then what your brother will do'' Ai said just before the doors opened up and a man walked inside closing the doors after him.
''Oh? what is this about a promise and what I will do?'' The man that looks like a black haired Gin from Bleach asks in a extremely arrogant tone.
''Nothing much just getting rid of you and having your brother literally take your place'' Answers Naruto's Human path from his place up in the celling scaring the crap out of everybody in the room before continuing.
''Now then Gin-sama from what I heard it would seem that you are going to accept my offer, correct?'' Naruto asks earning a nod from Gin.
''Great then lets begin'' Naruto happily says sends chakra to his eyes and cast a powerful genjutsu over everyone in the room.
Inside the Genjutsu.
Everyone finds themselves inside a large room full different decorations and near the end of the room there was a table with four chairs.
''Now don't worry I'm a professional and best of all is that I got friends on the other side'' Naruo says as creepy echo was heard.
''That's an echo gentlemen, a little parlor trick don't worry'' Naruto said as he lead the trio towards the table.
(Start to watch or listen to 'Friends on the other side' from Disney's Princess and the Frog up to the point where they sit down and just picture Naruto in Dr. Facilier's place, the couple in the prince's place and Kingin in Lawrence's place).
The three just looked at Naruto like he was completely insane Naruto's smile suddenly turned into a somewhat evil smirk before asking ''Are you ready?''.
(Start to watch or listen to the part where the prince is turned into a frog and just put Kingin in his place).
And as the lights goes out the genjutsu ends.
Outside the Genjutsu.
Naruto smiled as he saw them waking up from the genjutsu not knowing that while they were trapped in it Naruto had used *Tamashi no Kokan (Exchange of Souls)* to switch the two brother's bodies along with placing a few seals on one of them.
Kingin now inside the younger brother's body died from the shock of realising that he lost everything leaving Naruto and the other two so that they can come up with cover stories for all the things that are going to happen in peace.
In the end the story would be that Kingin would turn over a new leaf and be a kinder and better person as was asked by his brother just before he died along with a few other details.
''Well it has been fun but I got go now since I have some other things to take care of but dont worry I have ways to contact you'' Naruto says before disappearing with a puff of smoke.
With the Main Naruto.
Naruto smiled as Hinata was siting in his lap as they watched the sun go down before saying softly.
''Today has been a wonderful day and yet for some reason I feel that there is still one more good thing left to happen... I wonder what it could be Kufufufufu'' After that Naruto just continued to enjoy the sunset.
With Kaguro.
Kaguro was looking at the strange thing in front of him, he was well aware that you could to some seriously freaky shit with chakra but to literally grow an army now that is something but anyway he already put the seal plates that Naruto had sent him into the back of the Gedo Manzo now there was just one thing left to do.
Kaguro held up a pair of seal covered plates made from Naruto's chakra receiver metal and then placed them against the shodaime hokage face of the cloning thing and the plates just seemed to sink into it without leaving a trace.
With that Kaguro took one last look at the army of Zetsu clones before sneaking out if that place with incredible stealth... or what would of been incredible stealth if he hadn't been humming the Mission Impossible music.
And that is one more chapter.
Also here is a list of bloodline limits that Naruto has and what he has gained from them.
Eye Based.
Byakkugan: Has gained telescopic vision, x-ray vision, the ability to see the chakra circulation system and has heightened perception sight from this one.
Akagan: Ramaru's Kekkei Genkai: Has gained the ability to somewhat disrupt and mess with other eye based bloodlines, can see people's life force, let him locate and track others by sensing there chakra, has heightened perception and analytical powers letting him track and predict movements easier.
Interesting fact: The power of these two bloodline eye combined with Naruto's other two makes it so that if he pushes his eyes to the limit he can see up to 15 km with little problem.
Body Based.
Shikotsumyaku: Greatly increases the density of the skeleton, broken or lost bones will be repaired or replaced almost instantly and has small amouts of bone plates protecting some of the body's organs.
*Uchigaua Kimishtai (Inner Zodiac)*: Greatly reduces the amount of hand seals needed for jutsu and lets him use one handed seals much easier.
*Tshunoroa (Cursed Blood)*: This is what I'm calling Jūgo's ability: Increased strength, increased healing rate, increased chakra capacity and potency, the ability to increase or decrease the body's mass by a rather small amount, the ability to slightly change and reshape the body's mass, and the ability to somewhat move his organs around in his body.
Interesting fact: As a result of all the abilities Naruto's body cannot be permanently damaged, so no matter how badly hurt he is if he is not dead then in time he will heal and not even have a scar to show.
Chakra Based: Naruto has completely gained all of these and not just part of them.
Futton (Boil Release).
Meiton (Dark Release).
Bakuton (Explosion Release).
Hyōton (Ice Release).
Yōton (Lava Release).
Ranton (Storm Release).
Jinsukuton (Swift Release).
Shakuton (Scorch Release).
Shōton (Crystal Release).
Kōton (Steel Release).
Jishakuton (Magnetic Release).
Jinton (Dust Release).
Illusion Affinty: The Kurama Clan's Kekkei Genkai.
Interesting fact: Because of all the elements and other traits added Naruto's chakra has started to change from normal blue to a multi colored chakra.
Bloodlines from the Rokudo Sennin.
Rinnegan.
Sharingan.
Mokuton.
Uzumaki.
Shistuagan: the eye of the older brother.
Interesting fact: All the abilities and powers that Naruto has gained has made it so that his mind scape has become a separate dimension with a world inside of it that is just as real as the one outside of Naruto.