Chapter 5
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Artemis and Holly were on their way to the shuttleport. Trouble was going to meet them there. "It feels like Mulch should be here. He always helped us save the world."
Holly grinned. "He's coming. Trouble went to get him."
Artemis smiled, seeing the shuttleport come into view. Mulch Diggums was standing out front.
"Why am I here?" he asked.
"You always help us save the world." Holly said. "And this time, we're saving it from a Fowl, so you know it won't go as planned."
Mulch grinned. "You're a Fowl too you know."
Holly grimaced. "I know. What was I thinking?" she said jokingly.
Artemis grinned. "Next we'll have to save the would from a younger you instead of a younger me."
"No, Artemis, we won't. See, unlike you, I was a good kid."
"Except for that time when we went back in time. You were a bad fairy then. Don't the people frown upon kissing mud boys?"
"You know, I still get dirty looks occasionally, from people who remember when we first met you and haven't forgiven you yet."
Trouble groaned. "Do you think you two could stop fighting for five minutes?"
Mulch grinned. "Apparently you don't know them very well Commander. They never stop fighting."
Trouble sighed. "Let's just go."
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