Here's a list of some things Zim has: a listening problem, terrible timing, really stupid henchmen, a weird grudge against Tak, a knack for disguises, and now some wacky scheme involving Tenn. Part of my "Top of the Line" series. Read & review if you like!

With the start of Invasion Season and Devastis training a new crop of Invaders, Elite Red's plan was clear: Become an Invader. Attain glory. Get snacks. Go solo and never put up with other Irkens' stupid garbage ever again. It was a good plan. A foolproof plan. And then Purple ruined it. (Except for the snacks.)

One day Zim suddenly flees earth in a hurry leaving everything behind. Then a year later, he suddenly reappears a new person. Littered with new scars, a metal arm, and haunted eyes. And most shockingly, seemingly unconcerned with taking over Earth. Unsettled and even a little worried, Dib tries to pick up the pieces. No ships. AU.

Delusioned by what memories of the FLORPUS event, Zim is waiting for the Tallests to arrive on earth. Knowing the truth behind Zim's placement on earth, Dib can't bring himself to tell Zim, even if Zim would hear him out. After they manage to form a begrudging friendship, they continue to test each other until an event pushes them both past their limit.

Han pasado diez años, y habiendo dejado de lado sus andanzas en lo paranormal, Dib vive una monótona nueva vida adulta. Pero la noche que recibe un alarmante mensaje cuyo contenido parece estar ligado al planeta Irk, se ve obligado a acudir nuevamente en busca de respuestas a su viejo nemesis: ZIM; quien podría ser su única esperanza ante la nueva amenaza que enfrenta la tierra.

You guys remember that episode where Zim found a way to travel through time, but couldn't send the giant robot, so he sent piggies instead? What if Dib found a way to send himself back in time? Or at least he thought he did.

With the installment of two new Irken leaders the Empire has turned on their once great allies of Vort. Lard Nar was a young Staff Sergeant in the Planetary Defense Force when he watched his planet fall to the Armada. He abandons his home to try and find allies on other planets, hoping it's not too late to save his world. [Rewrite in progress]

Unsurprisingly the air on this planet was cold, there was no other way to describe it. Irkens don't usually feel cold or warmth; yet on this planet, there was nothing the PAK could do to stop Kiza from feeling the cold. Huddled up in a makeshift tent, made from this planet's equivalent of grass and twigs he lay underneath the stars, pointing to numerous stars without any response.

Irken smeet Zim has been bullied and called defective all his life. After one particularly nasty beating, Zim loses everything when he's betrayed by a friend and launched into space. Alone with no way home, Zim loses all hope of ever breathing fresh air again until he crashes on Earth. Hope's restored until it starts to rain.

Collab with Invader Johnny. A collection of oneshots all sharing the same theme - Zim trying to rid himself of the annoyance that is Keef by any means necessary.

Another Invader Zim fic dumpster that doesn't fit into my other ones. Contains ZaDf, but the ships are w other characters.

All his life Dib has wanted to capture Zim and gain the victory and fame he has always wanted. When his wish comes true, his dream doesn't quite play out as he imagined. Amazing cover art belongs to Weevmo! Story TBC?

A continuation of the series that takes place two years after the events of the Netflix movie. (Sorry for many reasons but does anybody read these)

After "surviving The Florpus hole" The Tallest seek psychological help in the hopes of fixing the issues that still remain. (Don't worry I know none of you will read this.)

Professor Membrane and Dib are living in Australia giving Zim and Gaz the freedom to finally embrace their relationship without Dib's interference. Unfortunately after a call from the Tallests their happiness is short lived. I do not own Invader Zim* All characters are 22 and up* Lemon involved* Don't read if you dont like that stuff (Originally a one shot but has evolved into more

"IWHITT.  Irken ward house for insane & troubled traitors. Your new home! That is until you rehabilitate. Take classes in the simulation room, go back outside with a supervisor, of course, and do all the mandatory lectures within your time here and if you pass our final test. We will let you back out to help the great cause THAT is Irken."

When Irken Researcher Bee is ordered to euthanize a smeet by the Tallest, she just can't bring herself to follow orders. Instead, she takes the smeet and runs from Irken space. Seventeen years later, they end up on Earth.

Dib takes care of Kit during a time of crisis. TW for non-graphic depictions of self-harm and passing mention of suicide. Please be kind.

Dib had always known he was different, no matter where he came from or how hard he tried to hide it. His parents would never believe him if he told them that his alien half existed but it was there; he knew for a fact that the purple skin and black hair were not normal among humans as well as aliens. He'd seen what Dib could do in battle so he didn't doubt that he had some sort of

After several years, Dib's questions have finally started getting answered by the annoyed Zim. ZADF Zim and Dib Friendship kinda sort of only a short story for now. Not sure if it'll ever be considered "complete"

Fluffy oneshots with Zim and Dib together. Non-sexual, hopefully sweet enough for you.

Every five years an alien race called the Giga Rippers summons only the most qualified of gamers to the ultimate gaming competition called Arcademageddon. Zim reluctantly must attend in order to honor the Irken/Ripper treaty but the only catch is he needs to bring the "Dib-Sister" with him.

Things have changed after all these years. But are they willing to accept these changes, or will they keep denying them? And when Dib gets the chance to get rid of Zim for good, will he take it, or will the two of them find something else to keep them together. (Zadr story, Teen rating, I don't own anything. Enjoy) (P.S Post Enter the Florpus)

ATTENTION MY BELOVED FILTHIES AND ZIM FANS. In light of a sickening lack of zadr/f fanfics where Zim gets thrown in an injury blender and Dib has to cutely nurse him back to health with NO ulterior motives, I am writing one myself. Updates will be Frequent and Terrible. Zadr will probably happen. Blood and flesh will rain from the sky. Stay tuned, loyal readers!

AU. Life is already challenging, but the night that Gaz rescued an alien from a crashed ship, life got a whole lot more difficult, Now she has to teach him English, navigate tensions between her brother and everyone else, and somehow get across the country-without getting caught. Rated M, tags in chap 1. ZAGR slow burn.