Kurayami POV

"AH, GROSE! THEY SMELL LIKE SHIT!" I yelled having got a whiff of Bloodspill, on my shoulder.

He looked confused. I held him out and sniffed again. "PLECH, kheh! Yep it's definitely them! TSUKI! HELP ME WASH THE CATS!" I yelled scrunching up my nose in disgust.

"WHY!" Her voice came as a wine from behind a few crates. In the background I could her Mario music.

"Akumu, get thy ass over here! Tsuki won't help me, so you will!" I yelled to Beta.

"Ok Alpha, I'm coming!" She yelled back.

We walked to the forest behind the den. There's a hidden lake there in the middle of a clearing.

When we arrived, Reaper was squirming and scratching. A sharp hiss from Riptide got him to stop. We knelt down by the lake side and got to work. But what I didn't expect, as soon as I submerged Bloodspill's paws…

POOF!...

Deidara of the Akatsuki sat there, Akatsuki cloak and everything. I bet I looked like an idiot with my mouth open wide. I could not believe my eyes! MY PRETIOUS BLOODSPILL WAS AN AKATSUKI MEMBER!

"Oh. My. God." Was all that came out of my mouth. Reaper hissed.

"Heh… Hidan just corrected you to say 'oh my lord, Jashin.'" Deidara said.

I punched Hidan in the stomach, sending him flying into the water. "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR!" He yelled as soon as he was back to normal.

Riptide meowed and pawed my hand. I scratched his ears and submerged him.

"Well… I take it you got my message, saying I was to go next?" Pein asked and I nodded.

I picked up who I thought was Konan, Itachi, and Sasori. I dunked them in and was rewarded with a poof and three ninja, who were indeed Konan, Itachi, and Sasori.

Konan wrapped me in a hug and said, "you are surtanly a strange one." I didn't except her hug. In fact Beta tensed up as soon as she did.

I ducked out of her hug.

"Sorry, but being 'Alpha' and all, tis forbidden to lay a hand on me unless you are to challenge." I said. She gave a hurt look but nodded.

"What do you mean by 'challenge'?" Pein asked.

"Well, tis quite simple… I am the leader of Pakku no, and we work as an actual wolf pack… Challenges in the pack are based on ranking. Say a subordinate didn't like his or her Alpha… he or she would challenge them to a fight-" "please, tell me what you meant by 'them'?" Pein interrupted once again making Beta tense.

"Well, in a wolf pack you have two Alphas instead of one… they are also what is known as 'the breeding pair'. There is a male and female alpha. Now as I was saying… he or she challenges one or the other to a fight -sometimes to the death- and whoever wins is Alpha." I finished.

"Oh and by the by, interrupting the Alpha is punishable by whiplash." I stated urrning what looked like a mixture of shock and amusement cross his face.

We finished turning the others back and started back. "WAIT!" I said halting the group.

I need to go back first and get Tsuki so she won't faint and/or accuse you of being cosplayers who stole our cats." I said. Nods of agreement were found with a few of them.

'Do they actually consider me a superior?' I thought.

"Beta, make sure none of the run off." I ordered and left before she could argue.

I returned with Tsuki minutes later to find Akumu tied to a tree with Hidan guarding her.

'where'd they get the rope?' Was all I thought.

I stared with a blank excretion as I circled with Pein. "Why, prey tell is the next alpha tied to a tree?" I said in irritation.

The Akatsuki and Tsuki formed a circle around us, as a challenge began to spring forth. "I have ordered them to keep precautionary meters, as this is not our world." He stated.

"Good point, but not a good enough ancer." I growled getting on all fours.

I rolled my neck cracking it a bit. A split second and I pinned Pein to the ground. A few gasps were herd.

Another split second I grabbed his neck and pinned him face first in a tree. Pressing my left hand to his head, I used my right to grab his wrist and pull it up behind his back.

"How do you like your first taste of defeat? Not to menchin by a girl." I said teasingly and playfully.

A few snickers here and there, I released him.

It wasn't three seconds when he grabbed me by my black 'Music Makes Me High' shirt and through me in the lake.

"WTFH, WAS THAT FOR!" I yelled.

The leader of the Akatsuki only chuckled.

"I will not be made a fool in front of my siblings!" I growled. I swam to shore were an out stretched hand with a mouth waited for me. I took it knowing he wouldn't try anything like what his leader pulled.

"Thank you, Deidara." I said with a light nod of my head, a kind jester of friendship in Pakku no.

"No prob," he said mimicking my actions with his signature smirk.

"No doubt these next few weeks to come will be interesting wall you try to foggier out a jutsu to get you home." I stated.

Everyone mumbled or nodded in agreement.