Should I continue on? Well why not? I mean, we at least got something to keep people interested.

I don't own Panty and Stocking.

Chapter 3

The entire group met up in Daten City's church to talk about what's been going on. Why did they use that church? It was the closest and they were hungry.

"Dude, of all the girls to fall in love with, why that stupid blonde bitch?" Straightjacket asked.

"Seriously, Panty is useless! The only thing good from her is getting ten releases in one day!" Belt said.

"Yeah… That was awesome …" Straightjacket had a perverted smile on his face.

"Not the time Straightjacket." Rope told him. "Now you know what's going on, you have to carry it out."

"Yeah yeah, we get it." Belt sighed but he soon remembered something. "So where are the pieces of Panty?"

"Here" Brief took out the pieces of Panty from his bag.

"Whoa." They both said.

It was quite the spectacle. They were looking at chopped pieces of her in blocks. It was freaky at the same time as they swore that one of the block bits had an eye and was looking at them.

"So what do we do with this?" Straightjacket asked as he picked up one of them.

"Put her back together with glue?" Belt wondered.

"Or duck-tape?"

"You think cement works?"

"Are you two out of your minds?" Brief asked at the very crazy brothers.

"Did we have one to begin with?" Belt asked.

"Nope." Straightjacket said. "Let's just figure out where they go first."

Belt agreed with him and started piecing each piece of their sister together. Everyone else watched them putting Panty together. It was interesting to see that they were able to put her back well enough. It took a while later and soon they put it back together and found out it was Panty's head.

"Freaky." Belt said. "Man, it looks like it came straight out of a guro porn movie."

"What was that?" The head started talking.

"Holy fuck!" Straightjacket shouted in surprise and got his gun and shot her in the head, or rather, through the hole where Panty's left eye was supposed to be.

"Panty, you're alive!" Brief cried.

"Damn right I am! Now where the hell is Stocking, I'll kill the bitch!"

"Calm down Panty." Straightjacket tried to calm her down.

"Jacket is that you?" Panty said. "Where are you?"

"I'm on your left."

"I can't see you. All I see is something black."

Straightjacket reached his hand into Brief's back and found a piece of which looked like her left eye.

"Can you see me now?"

"It's blurry."

"Ok, now I want you to tell me if this hurts."

Straightjacket said and slapped her eye into place. She screamed and rolled off the table. The brothers only laughed about it all while Brief ran after the head. Chuck and Norris were doing something that's just sick.

"You fucking asshole!" Panty shouted.

"Well, at least Panty's alive, in a weird way." Belt laughed again.

The brothers continued to laugh watching Chuck and Norris go after Panty's bouncing head as well as Brief trying to save the girl. This kept up until Rope smacked both of them on the head to make them stop. Brief was able to pick up the head and placed it back on the table.

"I will kill you when I get back my body!" Panty shouted at her blonde-headed brother.

"Wow, still the same after all these years." Straightjacket said.

"Whatever… So, what did I miss?" Panty asked.

The entire gang told her what has been happening while she was in the sack off of her chopped pieces. They also told the boys what actually did lead to the events up to now. With all that out of the way, Garterbelt finally said something.

"Now that you two have a clue what is going on, you are to train this Brief and stop Stocking and putting Panty back together."

"What a hassle…" Belt sighed.

"Fine we'll do it. But now, I got to ask." Straightjacket turned to his sister. "Did you fall for the geek boy?"

"Why you ask?" Panty asked.

"Just wondering because of everything so far, it sounded like something happen between you and him." Straightjacket soon brought a smile. "Don't tell me the great slutty anarchy angel Panty fell in love?"

Brief was embarrassed. He thinks that they are in love. Panty on the other hand gave them a death glare.

"I never fell in love with geek boy!" Panty retorted. "He just happened to be my 1000th guy to do while I was here."

"You sure that's not the case?" Belt looked straight into her eyes with the same stupid smile as his brother only for her to spit in his face.

"There's your damn answer! Now can we eat something? I'm hungry."

"You don't have your stomach! How can you be hungry?" Straightjacket shouted.

Ignoring that, Brief picked up Panty and the rest began to walk towards the kitchen dining room of the church, or living room, whatever the place is they get to eat some food. They ended up hearing noises coming from the kitchen. The three angels… sorry, two angels and a head of an angel prepared themselves, or at least the ones who have a body. They turned their name sake into their weapons. Straightjacket was being look out. He slowly peaked around the corner and saw two figures that looked like they were raiding the fridge. They also saw a red dog zipper thing.

"Hey afro priest." Straightjacket whispered. "Did you ask for someone to look after the place while you were gone?"

"No, I did no such thing."

"Great, thieves." Panty said.

"I actually got a plan." Belt said with a smile looking at his sister.

"Don't you dare!" Panty snapped at him.

Belt covered her mouth and took her off Brief's hands. He soon lifted her over his head. He then threw her at the two perpetrators. She screamed from being flung over and then crashed into the back of the head of the thief. The two and the red dog thing turned to see Panty's head only to scream in fear. Straightjacket too this as his chance to take them off guard. He kicked the side of one of them, knocking into the other. They both fell to the floor and he took aim with his shotgun.

"We got you now…" Straightjacket started to trail off now that he had a good look at the thieves.

It was a pair of demon girls. One had long green wavy hair with two horns protruding out of her head. The other had long light blue hair done in a pony tail and wearing glasses. They were the demon sisters, Ms. Scanty and Kneesocks with their zipper dog Fastener, the arch nemesis of the anarchy angels Panty and Stocking.

"Hot damn I never met demon chicks this hot!" Straightjacket was almost drooling.

"No kidding…" Belt also had an evil smile on his face.

"Get away from us you disgusting creatures!" Scanty shouted at them. "Do you know who we are?"

"All I know is that you're stealing our dinner. Belt, you know what to do."

"No problem!" Belt smiled taking off his belts.

Straightjacket pulled both the girls up and threw them into a chair. He also kicked Fastener into them. Belt quickly used his belts and restrained them to the chair and tightly. They soon felt heat being generated around their arms and legs thanks to the Belt's angel weapons. It was both funny and hot, and not just in the literal meaning.

"Wow, I didn't think you two bitches would stoop so low to steal food from us. What happened, you lost your big-ass bank account?" Panty taunted them.

"You're not in any place to talk back you cum dumpster!" Scanty bit back. "Is giving heads all you're good for now?"

"Hey, I'm not the one whose about to get raped!"

"What?"

"Allow us to introduce ourselves."

Straightjacket and Belt stood in front of them.

"I'm the sadist angel of Oten city, Straightjacket!"

"I'm the madman angel of Oten City, Belt!"

"We are the psychopathic angel brothers and we both love hot chicks to fuck around!"

The two demon girls have those names. These angels were known for being the most capable and most psychotic angels on Earth. They were both feared and respected by the denizens of Hell. The strongest ghost of Hell would rise to the challenge only for them to fall in a matter of seconds by their hands. Of course, nothing was more infamous than their sick way of torture with their enemies. The horror stories they heard when it came to the strong female ghosts who had challenged them gave them nightmares.

"Ok, that's enough of that." Belt said. "Well, time to get you two to talk then we can finally eat." He took one of his other belts and changed it into his chain whip. "What are you two doing in a place like this?"

"We're not going to answer anything!" Scanty shouted. "Our rule is that we are to not give in to any torture from our enemies!"

"Rule?" Straightjacket was trying to understand that part. "Isn't that just common sense on the battlefield or did I miss something when I was in school?"

"You miss everything when you were in school dumbass. As for you two, I can make you break those rules easy."

"It was probably something to do with losing their fancy apartment building and money and everything else from the last fight we had here." Panty said.

The two demon girls felt a nail being drove into their heads.

"Oh, looks like you got it sis." Belt praised her a little.

"If it wasn't for you and that slut bag we would have won… Though, I'm not fond of being betrayed as well." Scanty said.

"Oh, you mean whatever happened here is leaving some resentment on you two?"

"After what father has done to us, we can only feel betrayed." Kneesocks said.

"It was probably something to do to being a failure." Panty mocked.

"At least we kept our virginity intact for the right guy!"

This only ended up peaking up the brothers' interest. They had a smile grow on their faces which was scaring them. Rope and Garterbelt came up to the two demon girls.

"It seems like we have a common enemy." Garterbelt said. "You must have heard of Corset and Stocking heading to Oten City."

"And as such, we could use some extra help." Rope continued. "We can have you train the boy."

"Seriously, we're going to have demons join us?" Panty asked.

"Yeah, what the hell are you thinking asking these two?" Straightjacket joined. "These two will kill us in our sleep! The only thing they can help is by making us feel good if you catch my drift."

"We'll do it!" Scanty shouted.

"Onee-sama?" Kneesocks turned to her.

"We'll join you with getting father and training the boy!"

"Holy shit. I didn't see that coming." Straightjacket was amazed.

"Onee-sama, what about our rule about teaming up with angels?" Kneesocks asked.

"I'm not happy about breaking that rule as much as you do but I will not tolerate this humiliation after everything we have done for him!"

The angels turned to each other. They were not very sure if having these two on their side is a good idea. Panty was very skeptical after the hell she had to go through. The guys didn't want to trust them either and all they really wanted to do was to enjoy the sounds of them squealing in ecstasy and have them begged for more. It at least sounded like a better deal. They turned to the girls again and saw that Scanty had a look of determination while Kneesock only sighed and then nodded her head in agreement with her.

"Please! Let us help you!" Scanty said.

Straightjacket only sighed. "Fine, we'll let you join. But let this be a warning, if you ever betray us, me and my brother will make you beg to be fucked."

"Understood!" Scanty nodded.

Belt soon did what he had to do and took off the belts that are keeping them bound to their chairs. The demon girls were gave a sigh of relief since they were getting burnt by the belt since it's an angel weapon. It did leave a nice little mark on their bare arms and waist. Panty though couldn't believe that they were going to let demons help them. She was sure that her two ever so insane brothers could handle taking out Stocking by themselves. She nodded to Brief to put her on the table.

"Jacket, Belt, let me talk to you guys for a second." Panty called for her brothers. The two came up to her. "What the hell are you thinking asking these two to help you?"

"Same here." Belt said as he turned to Straightjacket. "What makes you think we can trust them to help us? They might end up killing us in our sleep here!"

"She had a look in her eyes." Straightjacket simply answered. "Call me crazy-"

"You are." The two said.

"Points to you. Now on topic at hand, she had something that I once saw. I don't remember when because it was years ago."

"You're going let them join because of something you saw years ago…" Panty said. "You're fucking retarded you know that?"

"So what else is new?" Straightjacket stretched and turned back to the priests and demons. "Can we finally eat? I'm starving."

"So am I." Scanty said. "We haven't eaten anything good since that fight."

"I got a hard piece a meat for you. It even has hot juicy and-if-not sticky milk filling~" Straightjacket began to hit on her.

As for Belt and Panty they just looked at their idiotic brother thinking that his brain probably deteriorated even more than they thought it could.

Yeah… I just felt like I should bring the demon sisters so I can start something with at least one of them. It just seemed like a good idea at the time. As for Panty still being alive… I went classic cartoon logic with this why? How about you tell me why with this anime art parodying cartoons we know like Dexter's Laboratory, the Powerpuff Girls and Johnny Bravo.

Well, that's that for now. I'll be back… Once I can come up with something good soon.