Privyet, Mrs. Ukraine.
My name is Oslo, you might acknowledge me as Norways capital? I've been wondering about this for a long time. Your sister is quite... interesting, but how was she as a child? Also, how is it that you can not pay for your gas... I don't think your economy is that corrupt Mrs. Yekaterina ;) Also, heres some money for you to pay for the gas next month... *gives cash*. Just please stop crying all the time... its so sad, and your a really nice lady! I have just to much... and will you set me up on a date with your capital, Kiev? Ahahah~ /
p-please...
Sincerely. your friend, Oslo
Ha det bra! (Bye/Take care)
Pryvit, Oslo
Yes, I do remember Norvehiya making a few references to you at the last World Meeting.
Belarus? She was... well, interesting as a child. She has changed some as she's grown up, but, as a child, she was normally calm.
Well, I am a poor farmer. My economy is getting better, but, I cannot help what I'm incapable of paying for the gas. Also, I cannot accept your money, so I've sent it right back to you.
I'm sorry my constant crying makes you sad, and I appreciate it greatly that you feel I am a nice lady. I'm sorry you feel you have too much cash, but, why don't you give some to charity, or, something to help Norvehiya since that terrorist bombing?
Lastly, I can try to get you a date with Kyiv. I cannot guarantee you that Kyiv will agree, but I am happy to help you.
Sincerely,
Ukraine