Yuugi sat enjoying his ice cream and holding hands with Yami. He was still grinning from all the fun they had in that dumpster when suddenly, he spotted the one thing that could ruin even the best moments:
Anzu.
"Hi guys!" Anzu called cheerfully.
Yuugi groaned. Yami squeezed his hand a little tighter and gave Anzu a death glare.
Anzu didn't take the hint. "What's–"
"Oh my god Tea, you're such a bitch," Yuugi spat. He'd had it with Anzu's fun-ruining.
Yami turned to look at him. "Shall we kill her, aibou?" he asked, completely seriously.
Yuugi nodded. The two of them dragged her out the door and into the road, where she was promptly hit by a passing car.
The full impact of what had happened suddenly hit Yuugi, and he fell to his knees in despair. Sure, he hated everything about Anzu, but murder was still murder.
"Oh my god!" Yuugi screamed. "I've killed Tea! How will I ever be able to forgive myself?"
"You could try having sex with me," Yami suggested.
Yuugi stared up into his other self's calm, reassuring eyes. Slowly, Yuugi extended his hand and allowed himself to be pulled to his feet.
"So, hikari," Yami murmured, "you pick where we do it this time."