AoGA
Summary:I'm just a speculator who happened to be in love with everything that's happening around. Lurking is my specialty, after all.
Author's Note: I wanted to keep a short note for the readers, but in the end, it turn out to be long. I don't expect people to give this story a review since this won't make sense unless they're part of the AoGA group. If you're one of the people that I mentioned here and you felt offended, I would like to apologize. I don't intend to hurt anybody, I just wrote the story in my own perspective/view. Some scenes are not in order and I rephrased some of the lines here. This is happening around facebook.
Transcript OO4: Three Babies And An Impersonator
GA Characters: Mikan, Natsume
Hey, imagine this: you're pregnant and your husband is MIA. What's a girl gotta do? I, ejo, presents the Hubby-Impersonator Inc. Our top skilful impersonator is none other than Sadz Awesomness. Don't ask me why she has been in all of this story's previous chapters, every time I'm itching to write an event that happened in AoGA, she's there.
To Natsu, Namika and Naru; if you guys wonder how you were born then read this fic out and perhaps you'll be much closer to your aunts. To the other readers, those three are Mikan and Natsume's kids. You may be surprised but they're triplets. Of course, knowing our flame caster, he probably did different sex positions for each baby. But I won't elaborate on that. Inserts a wink.
"My water broke." Mikan spoke, her arms wrapped around her bulging stomach. Her face kept on sweating whilst her pants kept on coming.
"Dear lord." Natsu muttered, her mouth forming an 'O'.
She broke down on the floor in a fetus position.
"OH SHIT." Sadz exclaimed, she buried her head in her hands.
"Keep calm and er," Isa suggested. She moistened her lower lip, thinking of a good come back. "zOMG, can you postpone your birth?" She looked at Mikan in terror, her hands waving in the air vigorously.
"I can't breathe anymore." Mikan said, grasping for air.
"BREATHE BREATHE BREATHE." Sadz muttered as if she was chanting a blessing for the brunette. Her eyes were rolling in panic as she watched Mikan, lying on the floor.
"Where's Natsume?" She asked, trying to find her husband amidst the small crowd. Much to everyone's dismay, her husband wasn't there.
"Natsume is not here." Sadz replied softly, patting the girl's back.
"This time I got scissors," Natsu declared, referring last time's baby dilemma. "I almost had to use the chainsaw last time."
Isa glanced at her in horror.
"Help!" Mikan screamed. I didn't know whether she was referring to her pain or her fear for Natsu using a chainsaw. Either way, nothing looked good.
"Yank the baby out, Isa." Natsu suggested, nudging the girl with her elbow.
"On the count of three, push." Sadz directed. This time, it looked like that everyone knows how to do it. Perhaps helping Hotaru give birth, gave them a bit of experience and knowledge how to deal this.
"One, two, three," Pause. "PUSH!"
Mikan pushed with all her might. The pain was too strong for her to handle, she felt weak. She could feel that her hands are going numb. She looked at them softly.
"I'm tired." She groaned, her eyes almost drifting off to sleep.
"Don't give up!" Sadz spoke, doing her best to motivate the brunette to keep on going.
"No, it's not done yet!" Isa spoke. "I can nearly see the head."
"Think of the gorgeous baby," Sadz stated. "Think of Natsume's baby."
"I think I can't do this anymore." She spoke once more.
"Yes, you can!" Isa roared, hoping that'll give the brunette to muster her strength up.
"Buck up woman!" Sadz insisted.
Soon, with a couple of more pushing and all. A baby was delivered. It was a boy, everyone rejoiced. They showed the baby to Mikan and smacked his little butt. For a moment, she shed a tear.
But, the joyful moment is short-lived.
"There's another one coming out." Mikan grunted, making the two girls look at her.
Oh no.
"Round two." Isa announced, ready for another baby.
"PUSH." Sadz cried.
"I feel like giving up already!" Mikan screamed.
"Don't," Isa spoke, she needed to think fast. She needed to think of something to make Mikan to hold on. "Think of Natsume!" She closed her eyes for a bit, everything was silent. Did the brunette finally die? Well, of course not.
She took a small peak and found Mikan staring at the air.
"For Natsume." She muttered. Her face was dripping with sweat. Her red, rosy cheeks turned pale whilst her eyes are starting to darken.
"Think of Natsume," Isa continued. "And how he's been a jerk."
Mikan gave another push.
"Noooo," Sadz cried. "Think of happy thoughts."
Mikan gave a push.
"Think of getting back at him." Isa stated.
Mikan pushed a little harder this time.
"Think about Natsume's smiling face as he holds your kids hand." Sadz proposed, watching Mikan's different reactions to what they're saying.
"Natsume's smiling face?" Mikan repeated whilst looking at Sadz. Mikan flashed a small smile particularly to no one, perhaps she remembered good moments with Natsume.
"Keep thinking about it." Sadz said, hoping that'll encourage Mikan more.
"I do wish he's here." Mikan wished, biting her lower lip.
"Sadz, pretend you're Natsume." Isa whispered, Sadz glanced at her in utter shock. The girl raised her brow and I swore she could have said, 'Are you high?'
"Are you serious?" Sadz whispered back.
"Come on," Isa insisted. "Fake his voice."
"Is it out?" Mikan asked, breaking the two's conversation.
"Almost, just one more powerful push." Isa noted, giving her a thumbs-up sign.
Mikan gave her all might and released one powerful push.
"Mikan," A familiar voice was heard in the background. It was the voice that everyone loved especially the brunette. It was Natsume's voice. Although it's coming out from Sadz's mouth.
"Natsume?"
"It's all right Baby," Natsume-impersonator implied. "I'm here for you." He (or She) caressed her cheeks and played with her hair in a soft manner. He held Mikan's hand firmly but not too hard for her to cause another pain.
"OH FUDGE." Mikan yelped. Just when Isa was about to go, she glanced back and to her horror, another baby is forcing its way out of Mikan's valgina. Wow, that sounded wrong. Cough.
"Triplets!" Sadz bellowed.
"Round three."
"My god."
"Let's do this."
"How many times did you do it with Natsume?" Sadz asked.
"Push, just keep on going." Isa instructed her hands ready between Mikan's legs to get the baby out.
"Mikan," Sadz's said in a Natsume tone. "Hang in there, hold my hand." He held her hand throughout the time, never leaving her side.
Soon, the third baby was out.
"I really love the way you smile." Mikan muttered randomly, staring at Sadz's smile, believing it was Natsume's.
"I love you, Polka."
"Let's rest now," She pleaded. "On the bed, together."
That didn't sound so good.
"FFF or ZZZ?" Natsu asked, who just suddenly popped out amongst them.
"ZZZ then FFF then ZZZ." Mikan replied.
"No FFF," Sadz said, still in a Natsume tone. I swear, I could feel her panicking right now. "No FFF. Just rest." She swore to herself, she'll kill Natsume later for not being here. Oh, that git.
Mikan slowly rose from her spot and leaned towards to Sadz. She saw it coming, yet she couldn't avoid it. The brunette planted a kiss.
Isa burst out laughing, still couldn't believe on what was happening. Everything is slowly processing in her brain. Sadz waved her hands frantically in the air, panicking and didn't know what to do.
"Sleep."
"I know," Mikan said. "But together, okay?"
"Hn." It was the sound which Natsume always made, it sounded like his trademark or something, and Sadz was currently using it.
"You're good at this." Isa implied, winking at her friend who was still holding the brunette's hand. Sadz shot a deadly glare and looked unhappy. Isa simply chucked, amused with everything going around.
Mikan snapped out of her daze in an instant. She could feel her energy coming back to her in a moment. She looked at Sadz who was staring back at her.
"Sleep." Sadz said, still in a Natsume voice. She didn't know that Mikan was already back to herself. Ooops.
"Sadz, why are you imitating Natsume?" She asked, staring at her weirdly.
...
"I'm not," She denied with a wink. She let go of Mikan's hand and gave out a chuckle. "You're tired and must be getting delusions."
"Maybe." Mikan agreed, looking the other way around.
"Sleep and be awoken by the cries of your three babies."
"Where are they?" She asked.
"In the ODR room, they're not in the right health for you to take them back," She explained. I don't know whether she just invented those random stuff up on the spot or if she was telling the truth. "Natsume needs to pay for them."
"Can't I just use my happyhappy Mikan card?" The brunette asked.
"Mikan card?" Isa repeated, laughing.
"Not in the real world." With that, Sadz gave a wink.
Natsume Apathy Hyuuga Jr., Namika Sadz Hyuuga and Naru Isa Hyuuga was born in the world. They'll always be remembered.
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