CLICK. Kratos here's the TV come on.

"What? How did this box start talking?" Kratos gets up and look where he sat there was a small rectangle where he sat. "What is this puny rectangle..? Hmm... Well..." All of a sudden Kratos hears the Teletubbies theme song go on. "What is this infernal noise? GET IT OFF!" He yells and troughs the small rectangle at the box. The rectangle hits the box and shatters the glass.

"Room serves!" Kratos hears a voice say.

"This room needs no serves!" Kratos yells back. "It is I whom needs help this box thing won't be quite!"

"If you let me in I can help..."

Click, Kratos opens the door. Revealing a small pudgy woman. "All you got to do is push this button..." The lady looks at Kratos. "You are not from around here are you? Never seen you before...."

"No I am not. I come from Sparta and I am waiting for my chance to bring down Olympus once more!" Kratos yells.

"Um okay.... I'm just going to leave you here then." The lady says backing out of the door.

"Where's the closest roasted pig shop?" Kratos demands. "When I get there I will destroy whoever is in my path!"

"Just across the street now I really go to get going." She mumbles.

"Yes you should go and MAKE me a roasted pig!" Kratos yells not getting over the part were he's not a God anymore and doesn't get whatever he wants. Ah poor Kratos was a god and now. He's not. Probably didn't see it coming anyway....

An hour later Kratos realise that she's not coming back with his roasted pork. He walks out of the door and notices a picture of Athena.

"Kratos I got your message..."

"Hold your breath Athena this is of your doing and anyway I never sent it, have you been watching me?" Kratos demands.

"I couldn't help it your like a modern day soap opera." Athena says while smiling.

"I am not made of soap. Nor do I sing in opera's. YOU must be mistaken."

"Kratos the only way out of this torture you call it is to.... go to the magical Land of Oz!" Athena hollers. "Wait sorry wrong place you must go to the ever so famous, Hanna Montana concert. Wait my bad that if you want to get out of an ice cube... Oh here it is. Getting out of 2010, you must a teletubbie..."

"What! NO that sounds so evil and happy I would die! DAMN! Is there no other way?" Kratos yells at the picture, the people around him start staring I don't blame them you don't usually see a person yelling at a picture.

"Ghost of Sparta, Kratos it is theONLY way I am sorry this will hurt your honour you worked so hard to get back again after that incident with fairy land and the sword O' Ice-cream... That was your choice and was the only way to kill the fly..."

"Gah the things I have to do..."

"Kratos I am not done unfortunately. After becoming a teletubbie you must meet Ellen. Who if she finds you worthy enough will send you back to Sparta whenever you want. There I am done."

"Who is this Ellen you speak of? I shall destroy it!"
"She runs a very popular show... All you have to do is talk to her and then she will choose. This way or there is another way, but you will hate it...?"

"I demand you to tell me" Demands Kratos harshly.

"I have to go Kratos, remember teletubbies then Ellen you have to do this right..."

"NO ATHENA!" Kratos yells in frustration.

"Um Sr. Can I help you?" A small worker walks up to Kratos. "You have started to scare some of the guest and there have been some complaints... We would like you to leave the hotel."

"I was just leaving anyways when Athena started talking to me."

"Um can I have security please just to help out..." The small man whispers in his radio.

"Rodger that." Kratos hears a person respond from the radio.

"What is that? Another small rectangle?"

"Are you telling me you have never heard of a radio before?" The man says.

"No I'm not from around here..."

"Oh my god you must be from, very far away then..." The Man says. "Dude are those real swords?"

"Yes one of them are swords and another one is the Ice-cream stick which helped me defeat the monster fly! Now what is this box thing called?"

"It's an elevator. Dude you a..."
DRIING! They step into an elevator and Kratos looks around, he see's two more men standing on either side of Kratos.

"Thank security. For a second I thought you were not coming." The man says. All goes silent. And some music starts playing and smoke on the water starts playing.

A minute later they step out of the elevator and Kratos is free to walk out, Kratos starts walking but he hears the lady at the counter call him back.

"You broke one of our TV's that will be 1000 dollars. You can also pay it in gold which would be one gold piece." Kratos reluctantly hands over the gold. With a grim face he starts walking out the door.

After he heads over for the Gas shop.

RING! A small bell rings when he walks into the shop. Kratos looks around and studies his surroundings. He notices many shelves with layers of food he looks around and notices something that looks like salted pork. He grabs one of the shelve and walks towards the counter.

"I would like this salted pork." Kratos demands.

"That would be... 7.45$ please." Kratos puts down a piece of gold and grabs the salted pork (which is beef Jerky.)

After Kratos runs across the street and makes it to the burger shop. He looks around to make sure Ares isn't there and bursts into the restaurant.

He walks up to the counter no one arguing with him, saying things like "Get to the back of the line!" and stuff like that.

"I would like one pork burger."
"Okay... The guy behind the counter says like he was really scared.

A minute later Kratos burger is ready he slams down some gold and runs for the door.

And as he opens the door there he sees Hermes.

DUN DUN DUNNNNN....