Sorry people haven't been updating lately... I was not in the "writing mood" and I had No "Ideas" for this chapter. But now I do so enjoy. Please review if there's something I should work on or if you like it...

As Kratos see's his arch enemy Hermes, he turns a dark red in rage. Not really making a difference because he's already pretty red. Kratos pulls out his favourite weapon, which is a daisy. Knowing that Hermes was allergic to pollen tries to shove it up Hermes nose.

"You stupid demon! ACHOO!" Hermes hollers then sneezes.

"Bless you." The shop owner says and hands him a Kleenex.

"Thank you." Hermes says and turns around to Kratos. "Now to defeat you demon! ARGH!" Hermes pulls out his weapon. Which is Kratos most feared thing... A Barbie...

"AHHHH! No u can't! Not Barbie's they can turn their head around in a 360 degree angle and that's wrong! Along with other things!"
Hermes throws the Barbie doll at Kratos. Luckily Kratos ducks the deadly missile. Kratos hits Hermes square in the face with his daisy.

"No! I'm melting I'm melting!" Hermes screeches.

"HA ha! That's what you get when you mess with me!"

"Hold on wait..." Hermes says. "I'm not melting that's just my nose watering."

"EWWW, that's worse than Barbie's!" Kratos grabs Hermes head and asks him "Now where can I find the Teletubbies?"

"They are in Tree house inc. In Toronto... why?" Hermes responds, "oh no you haven't been talking with the witch Athena?"

"She is not a witch!"

"Kind of..."

"Any way..." Kratos says. "I bear not pity for you" and then kills Hermes for the second time.

An hour later...

Once again Kratos is on a plane this time not for Greece but for Toronto, for the house in the tree...

"Ag.. I hate these ships in air..." Kratos mumbles. Luckily for him he did not have a long ride. As he stared into the back of the seat in front of him he realized there was a small rectangle...

-oh no. Kratos thought... Not another one... As the plane was in the air for an hour the rectangle came down. It read:

Welcome to Air flight Canada. We would like to help you in any way. Would you like to watch a movie? Listen to a book? Or go on the internet?

Kratos choose the first one by pushing fairly hard and then chose the first movie he saw. "The movie of life".

As the movie begain Kratos began to feel very board about the movie.

"As life in Canada was booming the life down north was going on a high way to hell. All they could see was growing debt. Lose of fuel and a very bad gum shop. Not like gum matters when you are on a high way to hell." It moaned on and on till the plane was landing.

Another hour later after getting of the plane.

As Kratos is walking out of the airport he looks around and sees nothing but cars so he decides to keep walking and then out of no were Kratos is hit by a car. As the owner of the car gets out he realizes the face, the car and the weird hair. It was Ares the god of war once more...