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Sexiest Shinagami Pt.2
"So Rukia is there a poll for the Sexiest Female Shinagami too?" Ichigo asked.
"Yes, that poll is included in the Shinagami Men's Association Annual Survey."
"There's a Shinagami Men's Association?"
"Ichigo you've been going to the Shinagami Men's Association Meetings on the third Friday of every month for the last two years."
"Those are meetings? But we don't do anything. All that we do is go out to the bar to drink. I thought those were just our monthly bar nights."
"Yes, well despite the fact that the Shinagami Men's Association is run more loosely than the Women's, you guys do manage to produce the Shinagami Men's Association's Annual Survey every year. It's probably the only thing the Shinagami Men's Association actually does." Rukia explained.
"So when do I get to vote in this survey?"
"The voting for this year is closed now. The ballots have already been collected and the results will probably be published in the newspaper in a couple of days."
"Why didn't I get a ballot?"
"You did get a ballot. It was a blue piece of paper. I gave it to you when it came in the mail three weeks ago."
"That was my ballot? But I recycled that. I thought that was some sort of paperwork I had to fill out!"
"Idiot! Why would you throw that out if you thought it was paperwork?!"
"I hate doing paperwork. You know that." Ichigo said sullenly. "So who do you think the Sexiest Female Shinagami is going to be?"
"I don't know. Matsumoto and Yoruichi have both won a couple of times."
"Hmm."
"What's that 'Hmm' for? You don't find them attractive?"
"They're both attractive I suppose. Matsumoto's 'charms' are quite obvious, and well, Yoruichi has a great body plush she is very exotic looking—"
"Careful," Rukia interrupted him, narrowing her eyes "Or I might just leave you to your fangirls next time."
Ichigo shuddered. Rukia was referring to the last time she and Ichigo had been to Soul Society. Rukia had had to go to Soul Society to make a report to her Captain, and Ichigo had decided to tag along. While Rukia had been in the Thirteenth Division giving her report to Captain Ukitake, Ichigo had decided to go and see if any of the guys were around and wanted to go out for some drinks. The moment Ichigo had stepped outside of the Thirteenth he had been mobbed by a pack of fangirls. They had chased him for twenty minutes before Rukia had come and rescued him. That experience had led Ichigo to two conclusions: 1. Fangirls are scary 2. Rukia, when she was angry, was even scarier.
Ichigo didn't want Rukia angry, especially when he needed her to protect him from the rabid fangirls.
"As I was saying before you interrupted me. Matsumoto and Yoruichi are both attractive, but they're nothing special. I prefer my women short, say about 4'8, with pale skin, dark hair and stunningly beautiful purple eyes."
Rukia smiled at Ichigo and then kicked him in the shin.
"Owww! WHAT THE HELL RUKIA?"
"That's for calling me short." said Rukia, and then she leaned in and kissed him "And that's for calling me beautiful."